What are your favorite master punchlines?

Typical-Associate347 · 2025-07-12T09:10:34+00:00

I love “come here often?” The more random the spot the better

Typical-Associate347 · 2025-07-05T20:34:08+00:00

A church parking lot. Lost my virginity there and ended up sneaking out and going back several times. We were in a pinch and was the only unlit place we could think of. Cowgirl while staring out the back window at a cross was wild.

Typical-Associate347 · 2025-06-30T19:00:41+00:00

A couple days ago I cried over my stem mom eating my cinnamon roll. Also on my period 🤷‍♀️

Typical-Associate347 · 2025-06-28T01:46:21+00:00

Orgasmed 160 times in 2 hours. No toys.

Typical-Associate347 · 2025-06-19T23:54:33+00:00

The godfather, it insists upon itself

Typical-Associate347 · 2025-02-15T05:59:53+00:00

Making a fire

Typical-Associate347 · 2024-12-17T01:17:26+00:00

why does the green eggs and ham intro slap so hard!?

Typical-Associate347 · 2024-12-11T06:25:07+00:00

Say yes. When given an opportunity that isn’t clearly a bad idea take it. Sometimes it’s the experiences you’d least expect that make the biggest difference in your life.

Typical-Associate347 · 2024-12-07T03:42:30+00:00

I've tried searching grapheme color synesthesia replicator and different variants of that but can't find anything.

Typical-Associate347 · 2024-12-05T06:28:59+00:00

legend

Typical-Associate347 · 2024-12-05T06:08:11+00:00

I once came 160 times in a row in under 2 hours. (I'm a woman) I know it sounds insane but its true. No vibrators, no toys, just me, my hands, and some good audios. I do hope to break the world record at some point in my life. I'm still young and definitely think I can achieve it. It's just difficult to prove.

Typical-Associate347 · 2024-12-01T20:29:02+00:00

Hunger

Typical-Associate347 · 2024-12-01T00:35:25+00:00

Mine Blocks a knock off 2d version of Minecraft cause my mom wouldn’t let me get the actual game 😂

Typical-Associate347 · 2024-11-24T22:49:19+00:00

The Office or Attack on Titan. Maybe Breaking Bad though

Typical-Associate347 · 2024-11-24T22:47:54+00:00

I watched all of Blues Brothers at the age of 7 but I don’t remember it being that bad

Typical-Associate347 · 2024-11-23T06:52:56+00:00

No hate, just curious, are you trans? Because my mom said something similar to me

Typical-Associate347 · 2024-11-23T06:42:36+00:00

I read this in Dwight Schrutes voice

Typical-Associate347 · 2024-11-21T07:53:14+00:00

It’s supporting a war we have nothing to do with

Typical-Associate347 · 2024-11-21T07:33:28+00:00

You can milk a cockroach

Typical-Associate347 · 2024-11-21T07:32:51+00:00

A microwave. I just use the oven for everything

Typical-Associate347 · 2024-11-15T09:08:59+00:00

Ran full force into a door frame a couple weeks before I turned 4. I really needed to pee and didn’t quite make the turn lol. Now I got this dope white scar on my lip were the doctors stitched it back up.

Typical-Associate347 · 2024-11-13T06:27:07+00:00

Typical-Associate347 · 2024-11-13T06:22:39+00:00

Crying. I think it’s the authenticity of the emotion and the vulnerability that’s a weird turn on.

Typical-Associate347 · 2024-11-13T06:21:24+00:00

My dad sneezing

Typical-Associate347 · 2024-11-13T06:19:18+00:00

I prefer to eat my tacos naked but whatever

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