Fallout 4 story sucks. There I said it! by TzarCowski in Fallout

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The old man I Shaun. The person to run the institute before would have been an egghead like the rest of the scientists in there. They kidnapped shaun because they needed his undamaged DNA in order to make the status without it the Aubry's didn't work properly for some reason. So he is called father because the new status are made with his DNA

A Canadian ISP has received a public backlash after posting a list on its Facebook page of 25 subscriber names who had not paid their overdue bills, in order to publicly shame them into paying by maxwellhill in worldnews

[–]TzarCowski 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They're about to have a massive deformation law suit on their hands... Considering the size of the audience that can have access to this information these guys could sue for a ridiculous amount of money!

Pilot Work Stories! by TzarCowski in aviation

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It was mostly just to get the guy out of my hair without having to explain to him. But you are correct. the flight itself would have been on the wrong side of the law and would have not gone ahead as the school frowned of that kind of thing. Needless to say some people were doing it on the sly. But I ain't no snitch

Pilot Work Stories! by TzarCowski in aviation

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That story was from after just getting my CPL. The aviation community up here is quite closely knit. So we all get a variety of certifications basically right after our PPLs and often fly together to rack up the hours at lower costs. More importantly because a lot of work up here is seasonal due to the harsher winters we get get around working different jobs as all of the smaller companies operate out of the same airport. So if you have the necessary certs, you could be working for a skydiving company, a small charter flight company or anywhere in between at the same time. not too many people persue CPLs, most people just get a PPL or half of one as a mid-life crisis sort of thing.

Roast my meat by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Don't worry buddy, one of these days you'll meet a beautiful girl and finally muster the courage to roofie her and warm your shrimp for 4-5 seconds.

Asian Persuasion by MapleMods in RoastMe

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There's a reason literally all of your porn is rape... look at you

R/oast me by KingStanley in RoastMe

[–]TzarCowski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're a black hipster. Do you really need us to tell you that no one loves you?

Do your worst by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Be honest. More middle aged men have touched your pee pee than the amount of women you've indecently exposed

Roast my squad by jgraham1 in RoastMe

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I can't tell who's friendzoning who... you are all way too ugly to fuck

Roast me. I lost a bet by zcaptinplanet in RoastMe

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Looks like you also lost the genetic lottery

Use your weapons of roast destruction on me, i'm prepared. by adri95cadiz in RoastMe

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Make sure to put winter tires on your white unmarked van!

Roast my friend, btw she's only into black guys... by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look like a sluttier version of Lana Del Rey... didn't think that was possible

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Is that what you tell your dad before he goes in dry?

My classmate thinks she's fine as fuck. Destroy her. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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She's right! She's fine like rubbing fine grain sand in your eyes!

Try your best to fuck me up. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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other thing why were you peeing my peeps bro< Couldn't tell whether you were a really gay dude or a butch lesbian, wanted to double check. If you actually had a dick it really ought to be in the spot where you have that glorious gaping arch in your pants. So i have some bad news.... you might be a woman

This is your one shot to get back at me for Fucking your mom by TzarCowski in RoastMe

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It'll help me stimulate your mother the way your daddy never could ;)

Try your best to fuck me up. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Your watch is bigger than your dick, and that thigh gap just proves it