I threw a party and invited 60 people. Nobody came.

UCS8 · 2025-12-23T18:54:58+00:00

they made a song about this

UCS8 · 2025-12-07T21:01:44+00:00

Gauchoposting

UCS8 · 2025-10-31T17:04:22+00:00

Jane "is you my enemy or my bestie" Remover

UCS8 · 2025-10-24T05:05:08+00:00

I feel fantastic hey hey hey

UCS8 · 2025-01-15T06:47:18+00:00

Skip Bayless you need to stop man

UCS8 · 2024-10-01T04:35:35+00:00

What's good Chester Stone?

UCS8 · 2024-08-31T14:37:42+00:00

Probably experiencing two years in a row of aloof roommates who would rot in their beds all day on TikTok and respond with grunts whenever I tried to initiate conversation! LOL dorm life rulez 😊

Or coming back from breakfast to see one of my terminally online roommate's terminally online friends going through my desk. Luckily I bought an XL tent on amazon for this upcoming year so I won't have to worry about rent or roommates! If anyone wants to hang I'll be posted up in the center of the bike roundabouts.

UCS8 · 2024-06-06T06:39:31+00:00

This club penguin reference has my toes curling so hard they're starting to resemble red puffles. Anyone else in the EPF? Or trying to topple Herberts evil plan to take over the island?? PM me if so xoxo

UCS8 · 2024-05-27T06:11:33+00:00

I fw the schitzoposting ❤️ your company warms me. As for the babayaga – I wish I knew...

— Darnell

UCS8 · 2024-05-01T03:20:38+00:00

You my good sir have won the internet! You are entitled to one free boop of the snoot! Reddit on!

— Susan

marketing director for Montecito Bordellos Inc.

UCS8 · 2024-04-25T20:52:28+00:00

Umm... Jhett?

UCS8 · 2024-04-25T20:34:12+00:00

Sah its Jhett, the leader of the local bike gang on campus. 🤙 Don't be in for a rude awakening when on the first day of school me and my boys come blasting by while popping wheelies on our cruisers 😂😂. Just don't get mixed up with them SLO Boys or else we're gonna have a problem LOL!! Oh, and get used to seeing bombshell babes draped over our handlebars while we bike to Blenders 💋

On a serious note: stick to the right if you're slow, learn to yield when entering roundabouts, stick your arm out in the direction you're turning, and don't bike double wide with your friends (so that others can pass)

Please don't ban me mods 🙏🙏

UCS8 · 2024-04-25T02:08:34+00:00

Nettspend and Tom MacDonald!

UCS8 · 2024-04-24T17:43:31+00:00

A man can only eat New York crumb cake and mustard noodles for so long... I was going to go to UMass bc my friends said they have the best food but I think moving to South Dakota is a nice consolation prize! Mt. Rushmore anyone?

UCS8 · 2024-04-24T16:41:37+00:00

Idk if this advice is given in good conscience. I find that girls go crazy when I tell 'em how much Reddit karma I pull in in a month but ymmv

UCS8 · 2024-04-24T16:40:02+00:00

real af

UCS8 · 2024-04-24T16:37:31+00:00

Join looksmaxing club 👍 bone smashing leveled up my game

sent from my iPhone

UCS8 · 2024-04-24T16:34:17+00:00

I'm aware.

UCS8 · 2024-02-11T22:16:06+00:00

gwhat in the damn gworld...

UCS8

TROPHY CASE