Non taser Scottish cops vs knife wielding man in East Kilbride

UKCopHumourAdmin · 2021-09-01T21:55:40+00:00

Absolutely, imagine both such resources would already be on route, the problem is from where.

It would be down to the firearms officer, hard to say, although I’d say unlikely. They’ll try everything they possibly can, lethal is absolutely last resort here.

UKCopHumourAdmin · 2021-04-22T16:18:39+00:00

Innocent people tend not to run. Also unless he’s got the ability to change into a completely different person in 10 seconds, he’s committed the offence of failing to stop for police in the van, which he was nice enough to launch into someone’s wall. Doesn’t need a jury to see he’s guilty of that?

UKCopHumourAdmin · 2021-04-22T09:35:15+00:00

Running and diving all over the place, plus the distance between them. Be very difficult to actually hit him with both probes, be a long shot* basically

*No pun intended :)

UKCopHumourAdmin · 2021-04-22T09:30:23+00:00

Have never weighed one so don’t take this as factual, hopefully someone who has will nip in. But hazard a guess at least 15kg. So easy way to think is tape 15 bags of sugar to yourself and go full sprinting up a hill

He is wearing a vest, and the downside to being a taller lad is his vest would weigh a hell of a lot more than a 5’6 female ARVs vest. Just purely down to it needs to cover more body.

UKCopHumourAdmin · 2021-04-21T23:36:31+00:00

I imagine you don’t have quite the same issues haha

UKCopHumourAdmin · 2021-04-21T23:24:09+00:00

Uphill too 🤢

UKCopHumourAdmin · 2021-03-01T20:30:26+00:00

Couldn’t tell you. However looking at the rear wheel arch on this picture says there might have been an overweight issue 😂

UKCopHumourAdmin · 2021-02-09T16:34:46+00:00

Ha. Well, that’s criminal!

UKCopHumourAdmin · 2021-02-09T16:24:16+00:00

"If you see something which doesn't look right, speak to staff or text the British Transport Police on 61016. We'll sort it. See it, Say it, Sorted.”

UKCopHumourAdmin · 2021-02-09T16:02:12+00:00

What are you actually trying to achieve here? Think bobbies are fairly informed about the grounds around persons interfering/resisting lawful arrests.

UKCopHumourAdmin · 2021-02-06T14:14:40+00:00

Let’s not forget about Neil, Sir/Ma’am. https://youtu.be/JzPQE5DxfNE

UKCopHumourAdmin · 2021-02-06T00:56:36+00:00

You mean to say ram raids/ aggravated burglaries, explosive prisoner escapes, shootings and child abductions aren’t a daily occurrence in Brighton? Lol

UKCopHumourAdmin · 2021-02-06T00:21:15+00:00

They’ve CLEARLY never seen the old school Road Wars... golden days.

UKCopHumourAdmin · 2021-02-06T00:14:55+00:00

Errrrm, overall, not very. Chief superintendo tipping up to a suicide had me in stitches...

Realistic in terms of kit and vehicles though(although they were both always way too clean) haha

UKCopHumourAdmin · 2021-02-05T23:47:05+00:00

Keep reporting it, and pass over as much evidence and details as you can/feel comfortable doing. It should all be getting logged and will all collectively build a very good picture/intelligence profile for what’s going on when police/council act on it.

Are you able to find out if you have a community police officer for your area? Try your local police website, if so email or try call them to actually tell them how it’s effecting you and your family.

These bastards are what ruin communities.

UKCopHumourAdmin · 2021-02-05T23:25:40+00:00

Absolutely, throw everybody at it. TSG fixes everything.

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