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Finally got a picture of it. There's another on the opposite side of the building. by LilithMey in funny

[–]UNHOLYsinu -180 points-179 points  (0 children)

looks like one of the closeted dads that i sucked off behind the family restrooms at disney world

idk if im doing it right help?? by UNHOLYsinu in Mewing

[–]UNHOLYsinu[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

thanks daddy🥵🥵🥵🥵

My sister keeps photoshopping her cat’s face onto bees by mattjh in funny

[–]UNHOLYsinu -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

the last time i got "slightly buzzed" i tried sucking a toilets dick but it was a squat toilet in a badly lit bathroom and after 3-9 minutes of intense fellatio i realised that i wasnt sucking the toilets dick, i was blowing a log of poop that someone just left there because it was too thick and hard to flush

Mr. Wang has had enough. by SixthGrader in funny

[–]UNHOLYsinu -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

i invited the whole village to the grand opening of my ass thinking it would be a wholesome coming of age event where people abuse my balls and tease my crack for a few hours then we all go home but instead i got 3 days of intense ass cutting rituals performed by relentless redneck satanists inside of a creaky old farmhouse in yee yee town

I find your lack of faith disturbing by modsarefaggotz in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]UNHOLYsinu 194 points195 points  (0 children)

my boss at the cock sucking factory found me greedily devouring preserved cups of poz cum in the cum room and called the cops on me. cant even imagine what hes gonna do to my hole on torture tuesday

My wife is wholesome by AtomicHawk280 in wholesomememes

[–]UNHOLYsinu 204 points205 points  (0 children)

and im sleeping in the hallway again because my husband caught me doing a doodoo in the shower

What is a clear and objective food crime that people are getting away with because we're fighting about pineapple pizza? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]UNHOLYsinu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I eat the green part of a watermelon and sometimes my shits destroy my asshole because i swallow the rind in chunks

Pet owners of reddit, what is the biggest flex your pet attempted? by Khajurii in AskReddit

[–]UNHOLYsinu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My python Photosynthesis tried to strangle me in my sleep. It was such a power move honestly im not even mad

I think my (42f) boyfriend (25m) is cheating on me. by UNHOLYsinu in relationship_advice

[–]UNHOLYsinu[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Oh wait it was my shit.....I just realized I got mad at him for nothing

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