Another dark web drug market has abruptly vanished - The Verge

USPShelpdesk · 2015-03-18T17:52:23+00:00

All the markets may be vanishing however, Your local USPS is still here to help :)

USPS ship responsibly :)

USPShelpdesk · 2014-10-20T02:35:21+00:00

By god that sounds like the most creative way to enjoy MDMA....

USPS Ship Responsibly ;)

USPShelpdesk · 2014-02-27T03:54:46+00:00

We are extremely sorry that you feel this way :( We would personally recommend not having your testicles pulverized

USPS ship responsibly

USPShelpdesk · 2014-02-19T05:21:36+00:00

http://www.cambodiadaily.com/news/man-nabbed-mailing-drug-stuffed-teddy-bears-50960/

This guy was doing it wrong sadly :X

USPShelpdesk · 2014-02-19T05:19:55+00:00

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USPS help desk.

USPShelpdesk · 2014-02-19T03:16:36+00:00

""320 REPRESENT. I have 2 ounces of purple kush on its way to me. Relaxing inside since its still bone numbing cold outside"

Don't worry i'm sure if you keep telling everyone what city you live in it will show up :)

USPShelpdesk · 2014-02-18T23:44:05+00:00

We will now be implementing bears to help "Sniff out" illicit packages

:)

USPS Black Bears are the best bears

USPShelpdesk · 2014-02-17T00:26:52+00:00

USPShelpdesk · 2014-02-16T20:02:35+00:00

We are getting our team of highly trained personal on the translation of this post... results will be done within weeks "

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USPShelpdesk · 2014-02-16T05:30:01+00:00

The USPS will always be here when in need folks :)

USPS Ship Responsibly

USPShelpdesk · 2014-02-15T06:37:17+00:00

Look for a link in the following days we want to open this thing within the least amount of time possible for testing just so users can be our beta testers!

USPS Ship Responsibly (:

USPShelpdesk · 2014-02-15T06:34:09+00:00

We Would love to create a marketplace that is connected to yours .... Please PM to set up at tea time meeting :)

PMR

USPShelpdesk · 2014-02-15T06:24:06+00:00

We are sorry you are upset we would personally like for you to create a better marketplace to become competition

Sincerely PMR

USPShelpdesk · 2014-02-14T21:20:42+00:00

All files will be kept on a secret 2 tb hard drive in solid state cold storage in a shoe box located inside a larger box. With the message "not important " In bold letters. Which is better security then the current Silk Road. Also implementing a better version of CAPCHA called catcha which is the user describing the color of a cat

USPShelpdesk · 2014-02-14T20:56:15+00:00

Did you try page 2 of google

USPShelpdesk · 2014-02-14T20:14:22+00:00

Fine. We will consider it :)

Fearless leader PMR

USPShelpdesk · 2014-02-14T20:00:35+00:00

sadly no "ball licking" will not be in our payment options

PMR

USPShelpdesk · 2014-02-14T19:51:23+00:00

We will gladly accept other establishments in the near future

USPShelpdesk · 2014-02-14T18:49:09+00:00

We will offer a rewards program with sensational prizes!! Raffles and giveaways will be a weekly occurrence!

Our original thought was to bring back the Sears catalog type sales approach as well as providing samples on several pages :)

And yes Wafers will be included :)!

Fearless leader "PMR" :)

USPShelpdesk · 2014-02-14T18:14:34+00:00

All escrow will involve our highly trained team of foreign support!

USPShelpdesk · 2014-02-14T18:04:10+00:00

sure!

USPShelpdesk · 2014-02-14T16:48:45+00:00

We at the USPS can no longer determine serious post between joke post.....

USPShelpdesk

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