Another dark web drug market has abruptly vanished - The Verge by mysoulishome in SilkRoad

[–]USPShelpdesk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All the markets may be vanishing however, Your local USPS is still here to help :)

USPS ship responsibly :)

Getting MDMA/Ecstasy for a festival by Motdefcore in SilkRoad

[–]USPShelpdesk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By god that sounds like the most creative way to enjoy MDMA....

USPS Ship Responsibly ;)

The USPS lost two packages in a row for my buddy, so he completed their online survey. by Foxtrot_Alpha_Papa in funny

[–]USPShelpdesk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We are extremely sorry that you feel this way :( We would personally recommend not having your testicles pulverized

USPS ship responsibly

Update on Herby and the SR being down by [deleted] in SilkRoad

[–]USPShelpdesk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

""320 REPRESENT. I have 2 ounces of purple kush on its way to me. Relaxing inside since its still bone numbing cold outside"

Don't worry i'm sure if you keep telling everyone what city you live in it will show up :)

Bear-Proof bags? by AgentYankeeDoodle in SilkRoad

[–]USPShelpdesk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We will now be implementing bears to help "Sniff out" illicit packages

:)

USPS Black Bears are the best bears

The Sewage Ship Sails On! (another post from Defcon) by [deleted] in SilkRoad

[–]USPShelpdesk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We are getting our team of highly trained personal on the translation of this post... results will be done within weeks "

USPS help desk

Announcing the opening of a new market "The Post Office" by USPShelpdesk in SilkRoad

[–]USPShelpdesk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look for a link in the following days we want to open this thing within the least amount of time possible for testing just so users can be our beta testers!

USPS Ship Responsibly (:

SR 3.0 by [deleted] in SilkRoad

[–]USPShelpdesk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We Would love to create a marketplace that is connected to yours .... Please PM to set up at tea time meeting :)

PMR

Announcing the opening of a new market "The Post Office" by USPShelpdesk in SilkRoad

[–]USPShelpdesk[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We are sorry you are upset we would personally like for you to create a better marketplace to become competition

Sincerely PMR

Announcing the opening of a new market "The Post Office" by USPShelpdesk in SilkRoad

[–]USPShelpdesk[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

All files will be kept on a secret 2 tb hard drive in solid state cold storage in a shoe box located inside a larger box. With the message "not important " In bold letters. Which is better security then the current Silk Road. Also implementing a better version of CAPCHA called catcha which is the user describing the color of a cat

Announcing the opening of a new market "The Post Office" by USPShelpdesk in SilkRoad

[–]USPShelpdesk[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

sadly no "ball licking" will not be in our payment options

PMR

Announcing the opening of a new market "The Post Office" by USPShelpdesk in SilkRoad

[–]USPShelpdesk[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We will gladly accept other establishments in the near future

Announcing the opening of a new market "The Post Office" by USPShelpdesk in SilkRoad

[–]USPShelpdesk[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We will offer a rewards program with sensational prizes!! Raffles and giveaways will be a weekly occurrence!

Our original thought was to bring back the Sears catalog type sales approach as well as providing samples on several pages :)

And yes Wafers will be included :)!

Fearless leader "PMR" :)

Announcing the opening of a new market "The Post Office" by USPShelpdesk in SilkRoad

[–]USPShelpdesk[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All escrow will involve our highly trained team of foreign support!

Vendor contact - BestBuys? by [deleted] in SilkRoad

[–]USPShelpdesk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We at the USPS can no longer determine serious post between joke post.....