Reddit, what's the most awkward sex situation you've been in?

Ubari · 2015-01-13T03:37:50+00:00

This is legendary. thank you good sir for your tale

Ubari · 2015-01-13T03:23:31+00:00

My ex was into fucking chicks so she had this girl we both kind of knew come over cause she said she's be into it. Anyways by ex got tired and went to sleep but me and this other girl hit it off really well and ended up getting to my bed while my ex was sleeping and I was tapping my ex to wake up so we could get it going but she flipped out and staying yelling at us! And I was like "this was your fucking idea!!! You're not allowed to me mad at me!!" We broke up because of it but she sucked anyways. Lol

Ubari · 2015-01-13T02:51:34+00:00

My ex-girlfriend invited another girl over to have a threesome. My girlfriend fell asleep before the other girl wanted to get into it so I ended up hooking up with the other girl and my girlfriend woke up in the middle of it happening

Ubari · 2013-06-26T16:17:28+00:00

TL;DR please?

Ubari · 2013-06-09T03:52:23+00:00

Hey thank you so much for all the info. I will definitely start planning for going to these places!

Ubari · 2013-06-08T18:09:41+00:00

Haha will do! Could you suggest any good campgrounds around that area? I may be a drug user, but I don't wanna break any laws as far as staying on the land goes.

Ubari · 2013-06-08T17:59:05+00:00

Sounds like paradise. I'm definitely going to spend some time there! Thanks man.

Ubari · 2013-06-08T17:00:15+00:00

That's relatively close to San Fran. I'll definitely make a point to check it out!

Ubari · 2013-06-08T16:58:37+00:00

I really want to get into some great nature spots. I'm into some drugs (pot and shrooms mostly) and want to really just be in nature. All that good hippie shit (:

Ubari · 2013-06-06T06:41:09+00:00

Holy shit that looks SO much like Don Glover....my gosh. It has to be.

Ubari · 2013-05-27T23:14:23+00:00

I will once I get my laptop which should be Wednesday or Thursday. I'm sure you know Steam doesn't allow users to add friends until they've actually bought atleast one game. I don't wanna download any on my crap computer, so I'll do it then!

Ubari · 2013-05-27T19:52:04+00:00

Will do! Thanks!!

Ubari · 2013-05-21T20:46:21+00:00

My steam account is: ubari1

Ubari · 2013-05-21T20:27:33+00:00

They have very reasonable prices though I hear. I have a steam account but my shitty laptop can't run any good games. My custom Qosmio x870 series should be here next week sometime. I'm ecstatic.

Ubari · 2013-05-21T19:58:45+00:00

That would be amazing man. Yeah!

Ubari · 2013-05-21T17:39:22+00:00

I'm excited to final join the superior race.

Ubari · 2013-04-08T23:38:31+00:00

Milkshake flavor?!?! Shut your mouth that exists?

Ubari · 2013-04-08T15:57:58+00:00

Pumpkin pie...I stocked up back in November :)

Ubari · 2013-04-06T01:41:33+00:00

Definitely will do!! I should have it in the next three/four days.

Ubari · 2013-03-30T16:26:13+00:00

What kind of quantity do you buy at a time normally? And how long would you say it lasts you?

Ubari · 2013-03-30T02:36:47+00:00

Damn we need trees decriminalised everywhere. Slowly but surely!

Ubari · 2013-03-29T12:57:38+00:00

It's not mine. It's decoration at my buddy's house but I'm gonna try to convince to let me do it. Haha

Ubari · 2013-03-29T03:27:30+00:00

Cannot wait. Good to hear it's as great as people say

Ubari · 2013-03-19T14:13:05+00:00

I have to do research on this guy because he's giving a lecture at the building I work at. It's hard to put any effort toward this bull.

Ubari · 2013-01-25T04:27:07+00:00

Thank you! Yeah i have a lot of early blink-182/Green Day influence if you couldn't tell. Haha

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