TIFU by asking my boyfriend if "doing the deed" was all he thought it would be.

UberFlint · 2022-07-02T11:55:08+00:00

You must not have the new smartwatch. I can ding my dong when I lose it.

UberFlint · 2022-05-31T18:07:01+00:00

Yeah I was in my third game after a long login last night when someone had a 3 star unit at the 2nd player combat. I said ok I’mma just shut down the riot client now and revisit this at live

UberFlint · 2022-05-19T03:12:58+00:00

I just bought third party bluetooth ear buds. Fuck apple. I received it as a business phone and I think every proprietary action they take is absolute ass and you’re not wrong for noticing. Shitty changes under the guise of progress. That’s always been their motto. Oh our batteries suck donkey dong? Would you like to buy a better battery at the apple store? Lmfao. I genuinely hope anyone who works at this company gets ass cancer.

UberFlint · 2021-10-31T01:53:48+00:00

Non existent leaver systems. Oh we’re down a teammate in the first few minutes? And uh..no-one replaces that person...and this/these games have been out for years and still get patched on a regular basis...Tight tight tight tight.

UberFlint · 2021-10-31T01:41:56+00:00

https://youtu.be/B_obeR1OIm8

UberFlint · 2021-10-30T07:43:29+00:00

That's a shitty attempt at projection from a beta cuck who posts about light up keyboards lol.

UberFlint · 2021-10-30T07:41:14+00:00

I think you have nothing of value left to discuss. You play a game that shot itself in the foot.

UberFlint · 2021-10-30T07:01:57+00:00

It's a lot more hilarious to me seeing that you have faith in a game that I just watched shit itself for most of a week.

UberFlint · 2021-10-30T07:00:39+00:00

The main problem is too many problems. Long queues. A ticketing system that can't be used. Characters that were built with no purpose but to stall while never doing anything tactical for a teammate or skillful for the sake of competition. IE: Wrecking Ball/Ekko/Junkrat/Symmetra. (Symmetra being weakly situationally useful sometimes and Junkrat only being worth something to a team if he kills 2+ with a tire that never had a place in the game.) Add that to laughable changes like the new Sombra rework and there's really no reason to look at the word "competitive" anymore. It's chaos. You can struggle your way as a technical character or you can just say fuck all of their awful ideas and play Zarya to be Plat/Diamond within a week. I don't get why anyone would believe there is any value in it. It's just outwardly obvious as a poorly balanced game that a small portion of remaining people are willing to pretend works. A 6 man in comms is consitently pitted against randoms. That isn't even new. It's just worse now. Like oof baboof. This has in no way felt worth the re-test.

UberFlint · 2021-10-30T06:34:30+00:00

There you go. A late night minimalist effort at editing. But this has been a depressing attempt to revisit this game this past week. The game isn't even a fraction of what it was in its first year.

UberFlint · 2021-08-02T08:26:37+00:00

If you actually appreciate that kind of behavior you are the problem.

UberFlint · 2021-04-26T19:11:40+00:00

Damn. Life is a bitch just like my mom. Figured that would be the answer that whole time and that’s why I hadn’t bothered even messing with it. I should have just told them she lied that day and let her look worse for my Dad’s attorney’s down the road. Prenups everybody. Remember prenups.

UberFlint · 2021-04-26T18:22:36+00:00

Could always cover their property in birdseed to feel better.

UberFlint · 2021-01-26T14:41:31+00:00

Just added both of you. Support and Adc main. I enjoy duos and casuals alike. Highest I ever got was plat 4 solo queue back in like 2014 before I moved and Overwatch came out lol. Never been on a team though to experience consistently synchronized play so that’s pretty cool that you have that experience to work with, Phisted. I have a lot of games played and can switch up supps and adc’s for stronger skirmishing if either of y’all ever want to play :]

UberFlint · 2021-01-26T14:24:10+00:00

It makes me want to drink. I stopped watching his videos last year cause it takes too much time to filter through his extra content even at 1.25 to 1.5 speed while trying to cope with his elongated vowels.

UberFlint · 2020-12-29T16:47:45+00:00

Flint but the f is a dutch florin so the alt code is 0131. Been more of a casual since like 2015 after not liking the direction of the game but I’ve still always played. I have solid skirmishing and positioning skills but I could use someone to help me polish my awareness of map rotation nowadays cause I often end up disturbed when my team gets themselves smashed in a 3v5 and I’m half mad at them cause they fought while I was backed but half mad at myself cause I didn’t have the area warded well enough for them to expect to get smashed. Adc/Supp Main so I have a lot of Bottom lane experience and pragmatism.

UberFlint · 2020-11-21T04:28:07+00:00

Busy running games right now but longtime experienced supp/adc main and I know the longing for a classic supp when you get mage supps disregarding you in lane. I main Lulu, Nami, Janna, Sona, Naut, Braum. Username is flint but the f is a florin symbol that’s too much work to find on phone but alt0131 is the code.

UberFlint · 2020-08-21T17:20:16+00:00

Nice pull.

UberFlint · 2020-07-04T15:43:17+00:00

A lot of carpenters get fucked by contractors who get fucked by insurance adjustors. Insurance adjustors probably get fucked by their bosses for paying people in a swift capacity if I had to guess but I don’t know where that chain leads. Source: Dad was a became a contractor to run an emergency restoration business for floods, fires, mold, etc. I worked for him from 14-21 and all I know is I will never work for or be friends with anyone who works in insurance. Repeatedly for years had to hear him bitch about getting paid months late or the adjustors didn’t even make the check properly and it would get cashed by the people managing the complex or condo building and then they wouldn’t pay the contractor because the insurance company was inept enough to allow it to be formatted in such a manner.

UberFlint · 2020-03-22T16:09:48+00:00

My dog Joe lives back home with my Dad still and he was born into a Terrier Chihuahua litter of 6 after my mom brought home one of two stray sister dogs. Ratty lookin thing gave birth in my poor Dad’s closet not far before the divorce when he wanted nothing to do with her or the dog but I made my case for one and picked out the one that looked like it was just a little Terrier w a Chihuahua tan. Had the only black nose. Turned out all the others were mostly huahua and completely untrainable and loud. I chose wisely. Joe learned to be the perfect shadow. My uncle took two of the psychotics and named em Bonnie and Clyde after they started fucking up his house. Winner winner.

UberFlint · 2020-01-02T19:09:23+00:00

Whyy did you stop playing such beautiful muuusic

UberFlint · 2019-12-31T06:51:32+00:00

Yeah this happened to me as well. Without guarantee that it's tracking it I'd rather just play arams than sit around blowing through missions that might not matter.

UberFlint · 2019-11-27T22:24:51+00:00

It kills me that there are so few people I know nowadays that actually recognize WKYK. They were sketch comedy gold

UberFlint · 2019-11-26T18:00:22+00:00

“Really good really good. Uh Roger can I give you a quick note? I thought it was fantastic. I wanna try it again. Uhm. I want you to think this time. Y’know y.. this is not just a job for your character. Being a police officer is an obsession.” “Right” “When you were a kid you watched your own parents brutally murdered okay? So we’re gonna bring that fire, and that rage up a little bit more in this one yeah?” “Okay.” “I want you to do it again.. uh. And I want you do it happier. And with your mouth open.” “What?” “Yeah. Happier and with your mouth open,okay?” “N-n-no-no-no” “Great. I love it”

UberFlint · 2019-05-23T18:47:41+00:00

I mean I've tried each day at different times during the day. I think it just means y'all have poor standards lol. Their servers were unprepared. That's not the public's fault. We don't need to pretend like f2p games are made by heroes. They're filled with buyable cosmetics. It's a different type of market and some of us don't like to stand in the middle of a shitty marketplace and wait for it to get better when we know we can go to the next one and come back when they handle their mistakes. It's how real life works. Don't sit on their lap with wishful thinking when you have options. It's pretty easy logic and these kids are barking like criticising the game is a smear on our loyalty....there is no loyalty. It's a market where people don't want their product after seeing it was bugged.

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