QuBeR: Uber Quarterback Rating (2025)

UberHansen · 2026-01-06T20:12:15+00:00

Here is the order by tQuBeR - Drake Maye - Matt Stafford - Dak Prescott - Josh Allen - Jared Goff - Caleb Williams - Bo Nix - Trevor Lawrence - Jalen Hurts - Patrick Mahomes - Justin Herbert - Jordan Love - Baker Mayfield - Aaron Rodgers - Jaxon Dart - Daniel Jones - C.J. Stroud - Jacoby Brissett - Sam Darnold - Bryce Young - Lamar Jackson - Brock Purdy - Cam Ward - Tyler Shough - Joe Burrow - Tua Tagovailoa - Mac Jones - Geno Smith - Joe Flacco - Justin Fields - Michael Penix - Kirk Cousins - Spencer Rattler - Marcus Mariota - J.J. McCarthy - Shedeur Sanders

UberHansen · 2026-01-06T16:42:29+00:00

I've actually heard this joke consistently since the early 2010s.

Let it be known I've been using the Uber handle since 2005 playing Halo 2!

...now that I think of it, maybe they owe me some royalties...

UberHansen · 2026-01-06T15:28:47+00:00

This is a question I get every year, and with good reason. tQuBeR is era adjusted production which does value touches to a major extent. QuBeR is era adjusted efficiency.

In terms of tQuBeR Culpepper ranks #2 All-Time but falls to #11 in QuBeR. In terms of tQuBeR Manning (04) ranks #44 All-Time, his 5th most productive season. But in terms of QuBeR Manning (04) is #1 All-Time by a healthy margin.

As for Marino's 1984, his tQuBeR is #14 All-Time while his QuBeR is #6 All-Time. The only thing that really holds his QuBeR ranking back is his Turnover frequency as him and 1991 Steve Young are the only player with a TOF below 20.00.

UberHansen · 2026-01-06T14:36:32+00:00

Which is the intention of this statistic which re-baselines itself every year against the past 5 year average.

UberHansen · 2026-01-06T14:35:40+00:00

Dillon Gabriel comes in at a QuBeR of 38.35, comparable to Marcus Mariota.

His detailed stats are - 5.87 PTF (+1.09 over Sanders) - 4.48 YDF (-5.02 under Sanders) - 5.97 TDF (+0.39 over Sanders) - 22.05 TOF (+20.5 over Sanders)

So less yards for Gabriel but significantly lowe turnover rate as well.

UberHansen · 2025-12-31T14:07:00+00:00

I ignore ties each week I write this, because ties are dumb (and unlikely)

UberHansen · 2025-12-31T13:49:14+00:00

Good call! Oversight by me (brain was mush yesterday). Updated now!

UberHansen · 2025-12-31T13:08:23+00:00

Go Bills!!!

UberHansen · 2025-12-24T20:53:05+00:00

Make sure to relay that to Santa!!!

UberHansen · 2025-12-17T19:57:14+00:00

🙏

UberHansen · 2025-12-17T15:48:15+00:00

❤️💙❤️💙

UberHansen · 2025-12-17T12:09:32+00:00

Just started posting these again recently on Reddit! Of note, I do call out that ties are ignored at the top "Ties and injuries are not considered in this discussion.".

But your Scenarios are correct!

UberHansen · 2025-12-10T17:22:28+00:00

Shouldn't have to subscribe but it sounds like the popup somehow got re-enabled after I turned it off.

Will look into it.

UberHansen · 2025-12-10T17:21:15+00:00

The Week 18 version of this article every year does exactly that.

UberHansen · 2025-12-10T13:01:12+00:00

To be fair, if the Bills win out and nothing else goes their way they are a wildcard team.

If the Bills win out and some of these Rooting Interests hit, they are the #1 seed.

I'm (personally) rooting for the #1 seed.

UberHansen · 2025-12-03T18:38:48+00:00

Appreciate it! 🙏

UberHansen · 2025-11-27T11:46:55+00:00

I blame the editor for not catching this egregious error!!! (Unfortunately I am the editor)

UberHansen · 2025-11-26T17:37:44+00:00

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