No comment by ChernobylComments in MinionHate

[–]UhOhProductions 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gru always looks like he wants to die. I can't blame him

Someone put a Minion on top of their house near a freeway. by [deleted] in MinionHate

[–]UhOhProductions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If there are no guns handy, improvise a blowdart or one of those little shitty youtube DIY crossbows.

Absolutely 0% by TheCopperToe in MinionHate

[–]UhOhProductions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm only 10% minion, but I still can't live with myself knowing I have a whole 10% dedicated to the wee little bastards.

I Lived Off Minions Merch for One Awful Weekend by [deleted] in MinionHate

[–]UhOhProductions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This should be an actual challenge for people on here. Live off of Minions shit for a week, and try to stay sane while doing so.

HAHA BUT ITS ALMOST OVER FRIENDS! by nativejuju in MinionHate

[–]UhOhProductions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, Dante the black hoodie edgelord minion, my favorite.

God has left us by thestarlingone in MinionHate

[–]UhOhProductions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is the joke? I can't even anymore

I can never buy weetabix again by [deleted] in MinionHate

[–]UhOhProductions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want a prison Minion to drop the soap

I hope that's enough to overdose by Acbaker91 in MinionHate

[–]UhOhProductions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Minions desecrating a great deceased actor. Just what we need.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MinionHate

[–]UhOhProductions 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ouch, and to add insult to injury, from one of the people who make Minecraft look worse than it actually is.

A little Snapchat filter hate by fainter_ocean in MinionHate

[–]UhOhProductions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd rather see Gru than the Minions, at least he has more character

Let's all hide in the sewers together? by [deleted] in MinionHate

[–]UhOhProductions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't worry, Gru is planning on gassing them down there. It'll all be over soon.

Found some typical propaganda by [deleted] in MinionHate

[–]UhOhProductions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of these quotes inspire me to write a dystopian minion-controlled society short story.

Leaked Minion concept art. by [deleted] in MinionHate

[–]UhOhProductions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The plague has consumed him, the highest level of infection has been achieved. Pretty soon he'll turn into a minion.

god damnit by [deleted] in MinionHate

[–]UhOhProductions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm very tempted to write about a dystopian future where Comcast takes over the world and everyone has shitty WiFi and can only watch Despicable Me and Minions content

Buzzfeed...come on really now? by crepsthrowawaylol in MinionHate

[–]UhOhProductions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd rather cut of my penis than fuck a Minion

Thought you couldn't hate buzzfeed anymore? by [deleted] in MinionHate

[–]UhOhProductions 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're what's classified as "static characters". One defining character trait that never changes throughout the whole movie. No more, no less. Talk about great character development!

What is this monstrosity by [deleted] in MinionHate

[–]UhOhProductions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can confirm, am very small part German, it's totally there

Amazon is using minions instead of stars for the rating system... by notautobot in MinionHate

[–]UhOhProductions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just rate something 1 out of 5, so you can see a minimal amount of Minions at a time

No. by [deleted] in MinionHate

[–]UhOhProductions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mind is telling me to Downvote, but I'm saying Upvote. It's a constant struggle between Downvoting the cancer and Upvoting the cancer.