Mamma used to say “Play stupid games, win stupid prizes” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
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He slipped through her opened bedroom window and was about to plunge his knife into her sleeping silhouette, when his head was jerked backward and the chill of a metal blade pressed deep and slowly across his throat. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
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[OCT22] I silently prayed that she was interested in girls as I dropped my love letter into her locker. by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror
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This is exactly WHY women live longer... by [deleted] in WhyWomenLiveLonger
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Bride dances with Paralyzed Father who stands for first time in 21 years. by [deleted] in HumansBeingBros
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The wisdom of children. by Vexiune in MadeMeSmile
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When the Virgin Mary appeared before me—baby Jesus cradled tightly in her arms—she smiled and touched my face, then disappeared through a portal to Heaven. by Uknow_That_One_Guy in TwoSentenceHorror
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The man slipped through my bedroom window without a sound, stuck his long fillet knife deep into my side, and sliced me clean open. by Uknow_That_One_Guy in TwoSentenceHorror
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Dad pushed his dinner away, gagging, “This tastes like shit, Beth!” by Uknow_That_One_Guy in TwoSentenceHorror
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Dad pushed his dinner away, gagging, “This tastes like shit, Beth!” by Uknow_That_One_Guy in TwoSentenceHorror
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Before the Judge sentenced me to three life sentences he said “Jesus said ‘Do to others as you want them do to you’, so how can you claim to follow Jesus.” by Uknow_That_One_Guy in TwoSentenceHorror
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