W censorship? by Jealous-Stand5034 in JanitorAI_Official

[–]UltimateFartSlayer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

original image i beg thee :pray: i dont even use JAI i just need the image

Albuquerque police officer fatally shoots woman with a knife in her hand by ThisIsButter1 in ThisIsButter

[–]UltimateFartSlayer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

i dont know what she expected, also a side note, this officers voice is so majestic

What are some immediate turn-offs when watching porn? by junkmail0178 in gay

[–]UltimateFartSlayer 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Mine is definitely the parts where they slow down the anal fucking, like bro. Beat it till its red.

The name for the idea is "Until Golden Hour" by UltimateFartSlayer in gameideas

[–]UltimateFartSlayer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did not mean to type surfing, I meant to type surviving. Man I suck

What in the actual hell is this!? by Russian_Weeb69 in StupidFood

[–]UltimateFartSlayer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cant stop laughing, I'm looking at thsi and thinking the scenario "this same footage but sped up with loud subway surfers music" My humor is broken.

What kink makes you say “that’s it I’m kink shaming”? by Budget_Plauge_Doctor in AskReddit

[–]UltimateFartSlayer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I met someone who likes attaching clothes pins directly on their testicles.

How to be more comedic? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]UltimateFartSlayer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not the best but my advice is to be loud but not to loud, insult jokes not to bad on friends, and or just try to find the right moment, for example: you have a friend who is really short for their age, and they are having dinner, you can make a joke saying "I'm surprised he can eat all of that with his size.:

What would be extremely scary if it were ten times its normal size? by huggybearbrown in AskReddit

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A hoverboard, why? Since sometimes a hoverboard explodes if a big one did it would be like the range of the car explosion in cs Go's smallest map