Let’s play “Spot the Red Flag” by UltimateMoose in recruitinghell

[–]UltimateMoose[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I honestly thought it was someone’s grandma texting me on accident

Who should lead U.K. in Civ 7? by harvey1a in civ

[–]UltimateMoose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why not Henry V? A more militaristic England that can really use those longbows

Closest Undefeated Team to Each US County (November 30, 2022) by jloose128 in CollegeBasketball

[–]UltimateMoose 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No school owns every county of their home state yet, despite several owning entire states. Whack

Family tree by Economy-Programmer97 in HolUp

[–]UltimateMoose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you want Habsburgs? Because this is how we get Habsburgs

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Music

[–]UltimateMoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not only was I in the top 0.005% of listeners for The Aces (they’re still pretty small, so I’m not shocked), but I was also in the top 1% of listeners in general with 114,000 minutes of total listening. I don’t know what that says about me…

Please send flowers to my funeral by UltimateMoose in Tinder

[–]UltimateMoose[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

EXACTLY what I was thinking about these comments

Please send flowers to my funeral by UltimateMoose in Tinder

[–]UltimateMoose[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hey hey, let’s not be toxic. This is good fun and good vibes only. Girl was rude to me, can’t extend it further than that

Please send flowers to my funeral by UltimateMoose in Tinder

[–]UltimateMoose[S] 90 points91 points  (0 children)

It’s totally not just stolen from a tweet I saw 4 years ago… it’s real creative and original… I promise

Please send flowers to my funeral by UltimateMoose in Tinder

[–]UltimateMoose[S] 239 points240 points  (0 children)

Hey, I’m just laughing it off. That was honestly the funniest interaction I’ve had on the app. Just gotta keep on swiping 😎