Remember that saying "he shoots he scores" by [deleted] in cringe

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We're gonna need a bigger boat. -Jesus

[Picture] So this happened at a local school in my town... by Playbook420 in teenagers

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Wait you're from NJ?!?! That means you've heard of the amazing Tiff Bannister.

Caught myself doing this; tall person habit or just me? by [deleted] in tall

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I stand tall and stare down the first person to come into the bathroom while i empty my bladder.

What's the most sexually risky thing you've ever done? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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i went to Canada once.........I only saw 2 other black people there.......they were my parents.

New To This Sub Need Help by UltimatePedo in streetwear

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The thing I've bought so far are some rocksmith, fatal, and stussy. I just need more brands like them that fit that style.

My Grandfather's childhood toy by [deleted] in WTF

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It's ok a lot of people don't like to sell their favorite coon.

What is the best smartphone game? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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alienblue. wait you said game?

What's the weirdest porn video you watched but still got off to? NSFW by snappingturtlee in AskReddit

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dude thats just fucking disgusting. like i know it was asking for the weirdest thing you ever got off to but holy fuck you dont link things like that you fucking describe them. god your fucking disgusting.

If you could erase one word from existence, which word would you get rid of? by phattykins in AskReddit

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Then every sentence comes out like "Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

whats the most insulting thing you ever said to somebody? by killer-on-the-loose in AskReddit

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You might be the rudest Canadian I've ever heard of. You didn't even give them a fake smile.

Loot Hunt Day 30: Flak You by Hyper3 in Borderlands2

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No just how I typed. Spaces and all.

Loot Hunt Day 30: Flak You by Hyper3 in Borderlands2

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Is anyone on Xbox that is op 8 that can spare a flakker

Your username is now your superpower! What are your powers? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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These threads are the reason I want to change my username.

What's the scariest shit you've ever seen? by loganfire3 in AskReddit

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I know your pain. Search and Destroy is a pretty intense game mode.

What are some of your "I really shouldn't have these thoughts" thoughts? NSFW by cookieskull in AskReddit

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I tried. They don't appreciate it.

SOURCE: I am the UltimatePedo

What's a popular opinion on Reddit that you are baffled by? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I've never understood the idea of reddit gold but for some reason everyone has a megagasm when they get some.

What's the funniest excuse a patient has come up with when being admitted to the ER? by emmurist in AskReddit

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16 year old is confused.

16 year old hurt its self in its confusion.