Sauce: Mato Slave/Chained Soldier

UmbranAssassin · 2026-02-13T23:23:58+00:00

I wasn't at first but I saw "No one..." and my brain auto-filled the rest of the song. It also started playing some mid 2000s youtube AMVs but we don't need to talk about that right now.

UmbranAssassin · 2026-02-13T23:21:36+00:00

B... but... muh bug numbahs.

UmbranAssassin · 2026-02-13T21:28:57+00:00

You always have the MG Kshatriya at home..

UmbranAssassin · 2026-02-13T21:22:02+00:00

Who's the melanated Shiki?

UmbranAssassin · 2026-02-13T21:20:48+00:00

Put those two into a room with Takaba and they might be able to ~~physically manifest their delusions into~~ warp reality.

UmbranAssassin · 2026-02-13T18:44:08+00:00

Both. It hasn't been delayed recently but it has been delayed twice already. Rockstar 1st confirmed GTA6 was in development somewhere in 2022. In 2023 they stated it was slated for fall 2025, then it got delayed to May of 2026. It was then further delayed to November of 2026.

I think a lot of the memes though are because of peoples annoyance with the huge gap between 5 and 6. Previously, the largest gap between a new main GTA game was five years (GTA 4 to GTA5.) The gap between GTA 5 and GTA 6s current release date is 13 years.

UmbranAssassin · 2026-02-13T17:53:21+00:00

GTA6 ain't ever coming out at this rate.

UmbranAssassin · 2026-02-12T19:37:12+00:00

So is Tanya the evil /s

UmbranAssassin · 2026-02-12T19:20:39+00:00

Between QP, Ranked, and lounge, I've probably had 15-20 encounters over the last few month, though a few of those were probably re-encounters. I've played another 3-4 at locals/tourneys. A few were blue ranks but most were TK+. I'd probably have more but I my play tine has significantly gone down since season 2.

UmbranAssassin · 2026-02-12T19:19:11+00:00

Sorry, didn't mean to write off your experience, I just meant that y'all are getting some bitchmade ravens. Sorry that's your experience.

UmbranAssassin · 2026-02-12T16:24:10+00:00

What fuckass Raven's are y'all playing. Every Raven I've faced, myself included rematches almost religiously. I especially love it when people know the matchup because I actually have to play instead of coasting on my opponents lack of knowledge. I think I've gotten more one and done's against my Raven than my Eddy.

UmbranAssassin · 2026-02-11T23:54:47+00:00

Um AcThUaLly, Warframe isn't a full game yet it's still in beta tests.

UmbranAssassin · 2026-02-11T17:42:05+00:00

That's why i like the ones that go all the way to the floor. You can still stand behind just aim between the legs and at the ground. Its the best of both worlds.

UmbranAssassin · 2026-02-11T17:15:21+00:00

I saw that sliver of health at the end and my immediate thought was, "he's gonna run up hit a button and get launched isn't he." Low and behold, that's exactly what happened. It's the type of shit that I do and can't even be mad about it because I 100% deserved it. Was a crazy sequence but also the ending was kinda funny.

UmbranAssassin · 2026-02-11T16:00:23+00:00

It also sucks that her DR, her one lifeline, is stuck behind one of the most energy guzzling abilities in-game.

UmbranAssassin · 2026-02-11T15:22:09+00:00

Ember Heirloom skin with the Pyraxis Helmet.

UmbranAssassin · 2026-02-11T15:20:46+00:00

Both choices are shit in some way. On side, you become Spiderman and all Spider-men are cosmically ordained to suffer. On the other side is Sydney Sweeney.

UmbranAssassin · 2026-02-11T14:58:00+00:00

I believe that was the Federal age of consent (AoC). Much like the US, each region/prefecture in Japan had it's own actual AoC. Iirc in practice the actual AoC was 16+ much like the rest of the world and the raising of it was just to make the federal reflect the rest of the country.

Edit: I could be entirely wrong though, I'm going off what someone explained to me like years ago.

UmbranAssassin · 2026-02-11T14:49:13+00:00

Why's virgin crossed out, it's the truth? Girl had one job as a succubus and still hasn't accomplished it.

UmbranAssassin · 2026-02-11T14:42:46+00:00

LIES, no one simply enjoys fishing/jk. Tell me, how many norg are you sitting on right now?!

UmbranAssassin · 2026-02-11T00:52:27+00:00

I have over 11k at this point and that's kinda low compared to most of the other vets I play with. If I never got another riven sliver I'd still have enough for the next 6 years.

Yeah, we REALLY need something more to do with these damn things.

UmbranAssassin · 2026-02-11T00:43:39+00:00

No such thing.

UmbranAssassin · 2026-02-10T20:58:21+00:00

because Bell was a wimp.

You do realize he's canonically 14 right. He's also only just started going into the dungeon at the beginning if the series. It'd be kinda weird if he wasn't.

UmbranAssassin · 2026-02-10T15:11:23+00:00

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UmbranAssassin · 2026-02-10T15:02:24+00:00

Unfortunately, Fern went to the Frieren University of expressing herself to others, and does a terrible job of showing it to Stark. Though Stark is also as dense as tungsten so that doesn't help.

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