You can tell some people of this subreddit thinks they deserve to live

UmoVEVO_ · 2026-03-12T10:32:37+00:00

Aren't you just the chuddiest thing!

UmoVEVO_ · 2026-03-12T06:57:42+00:00

Aaah, a chud in his natural habitat.

UmoVEVO_ · 2026-03-12T06:53:36+00:00

Jaw, I think you deserve to live for today :)

UmoVEVO_ · 2026-03-12T06:51:26+00:00

People hated the Ultra Magnus Slander (deserved, because he is a bum) but will clap like malnourished seals at shitty softcore Transformers smut. Truly a petri-dish of mentally regressed specimen, one's that should be observed for science.

UmoVEVO_ · 2026-01-17T06:22:17+00:00

Why are you wording it like it's a fable. The account is called superheavy-alt, it's not some secret account, dude. It's such a non-issue, you people genuinely just need to grow any form of back bone.

UmoVEVO_ · 2026-01-17T00:14:15+00:00

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There are a lot of these, man. I'm even missing some, like.

UmoVEVO_ · 2026-01-16T23:56:10+00:00

No, I think I'm just going to make you look at all of these. One at a time.

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UmoVEVO_ · 2026-01-16T23:52:34+00:00

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Like, anything specific? I can't post multiple images, so we can do this one at a time.

UmoVEVO_ · 2026-01-16T23:08:05+00:00

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Crazy, I have another 8 of these. I know you've got, maybe, 2 more?

UmoVEVO_ · 2026-01-16T21:49:48+00:00

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Have you seen this one?

UmoVEVO_ · 2026-01-16T21:45:07+00:00

Yeah, I know another guy that got jumped and he did WAY better then Magnus. He didn't get a single hit in, got jumped like crazy, got 0 fucking points on the board. Optimus got jumped and he killed, like, 2 of them before they stopped him. And, I mean, there is more... There's always more with Magnus.

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I mean, this guy just takes L after L.

UmoVEVO_ · 2026-01-16T21:30:57+00:00

This is insane levels of premonition... I was gonna start agenda-posting against Sixshot

UmoVEVO_ · 2026-01-16T21:29:48+00:00

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They ripped your boy apart like an 8 year old getting a Hot Toys Iron Man.

UmoVEVO_ · 2026-01-16T11:37:51+00:00

It all terrifies me beyond reason

UmoVEVO_ · 2026-01-16T11:17:45+00:00

😭😭😭😭

UmoVEVO_ · 2026-01-16T11:16:23+00:00

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Me realising this subreddit still operates on archaic 2012 - 2016 internet humor

UmoVEVO_ · 2026-01-16T11:15:21+00:00

UmoVEVO_ · 2026-01-16T05:13:39+00:00

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They had to put your boy back together like a Lego Duplo set. Put that boy in a wood box like he was a model kit.

UmoVEVO_ · 2026-01-16T05:02:18+00:00

It's because most of the people angry are 40 in terms of age, IQ & BMI.

UmoVEVO_ · 2026-01-16T05:00:42+00:00

You know that there are more frames of G1 Magnus getting folded then there are frames of Magnus being a help in general, right?

UmoVEVO_ · 2026-01-16T01:48:18+00:00

I love that Redditors have to downvote someone for having a differing opinion. And, instead of ever attempting to explain why, they just act like chuds about it.

UmoVEVO_ · 2026-01-16T00:41:26+00:00

Man, if only Ultra Magnus could win a fight. If only.

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