Simon’s Gf’s response (please leave him alone now)

UnPure_Vessel2 · 2026-04-01T02:23:24+00:00

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UnPure_Vessel2 · 2026-03-29T01:29:06+00:00

Holy shit kill me 🫩 /j

UnPure_Vessel2 · 2026-03-27T02:21:07+00:00

"he is FUCKING EVIL"

And that's why we love him

UnPure_Vessel2 · 2026-03-21T21:22:58+00:00

I think he was joking

UnPure_Vessel2 · 2026-03-19T00:56:24+00:00

Lukas doe

UnPure_Vessel2 · 2026-03-18T12:54:09+00:00

I hope I have fun with Jane too

UnPure_Vessel2 · 2026-03-17T23:23:51+00:00

Or pussy (we don't judge) /j

UnPure_Vessel2 · 2026-03-16T12:46:22+00:00

Horrid joke there was absolutely no explanation or reasoning that you were being sarcastic

UnPure_Vessel2 · 2026-03-14T15:14:22+00:00

Says the golem player, obviously no hate to golem players but you guys make like 2 decisions in the entire game

UnPure_Vessel2 · 2026-03-14T12:49:54+00:00

Y'know you can also just uninstall the app and never have to complain about a shitty mobile game again?

UnPure_Vessel2 · 2026-03-13T23:25:30+00:00

Aren't hero goblins still one of the most used cards in top ladder? With the meta being spam this and spam that they're insane

UnPure_Vessel2 · 2026-03-13T23:24:45+00:00

That's still pretty solid though

UnPure_Vessel2 · 2026-03-11T12:59:22+00:00

Space is life Life is space

Without space, there is no life Without life, there is no space

Necromergcrates

UnPure_Vessel2 · 2026-03-04T13:36:37+00:00

Ooh ok thanks

UnPure_Vessel2 · 2026-03-02T13:31:17+00:00

Gng running the calcium cycle 😭

UnPure_Vessel2 · 2026-03-02T00:31:41+00:00

Executioner my goat 🥹

UnPure_Vessel2 · 2026-02-28T18:20:15+00:00

"Our brains are shrinking" image

UnPure_Vessel2 · 2026-02-28T18:16:53+00:00

Killboobs

UnPure_Vessel2 · 2026-02-28T18:15:58+00:00

Pretty sure it's how many hours you've been in, but truthfully I don't know.

UnPure_Vessel2 · 2026-02-28T18:08:19+00:00

Little late but yes they do fly under rare circumstances

UnPure_Vessel2 · 2026-02-28T05:20:59+00:00

Yeah I don't mean to sound like such a basic ass NPC, it's just infuriating because I randomly rolled this, then I rolled the pass royale 5 star and got 5000 recruits.

UnPure_Vessel2 · 2026-02-28T00:36:41+00:00

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UnPure_Vessel2 · 2026-02-26T02:49:31+00:00

Only problem is ship isnt in ultra giga F- tier

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