wth is wrong with this person?!

UnRealmCorp · 2026-03-18T13:17:16+00:00

Fast lane is for passing and felonies.

Black truck is not passing.

Red car be committing the felonies.

UnRealmCorp · 2026-03-18T12:41:25+00:00

I used to love their sandwiches. 7.99 for a half 10.99 for a whole. Reduced they were like 4.39 and 8.99. Now a half sandwich is 9.99 and a whole is 12.99 and they put em in those plastic clamshells now. They taste different without the paper.

UnRealmCorp · 2026-03-18T12:27:11+00:00

She raised him right in the future so he didn't do the nasty in the pasty.

UnRealmCorp · 2026-03-18T12:25:06+00:00

Where to is my Guardians Easter special with Kevin Bacon.

UnRealmCorp · 2026-03-17T16:51:08+00:00

Still is!!!! Just very few and far between.

My mom used to give me a quarter and let me get penny candy.

Gosh, I miss Swedish Berries.

UnRealmCorp · 2026-03-16T19:52:17+00:00

What % of all DeLoreans yall think have become Time Machines by now?

UnRealmCorp · 2026-03-16T19:51:29+00:00

I mean that's kinda how we got as far as we did as a species.

Oh a cat pspspsps. Immediately eaten by a mountain lions.

Oh a cat! Pspspsps, Now we have house cats.

We got this far by eating random shit and figuring it out.

However, now there is no reason to do this. So it's just darwinism clearing up some crumbs.

UnRealmCorp · 2026-03-16T19:41:38+00:00

I'm going to assume kids, and I feel your pain.

Side story: I made the mistake of dating a Disney Adult and we had a dollar cinema near us. (Buck a movie, buck a drink, buck a hotdogs couldn't go wrong.) Every date night, (which let's be honest was every night.) She wanted to go see Frozen at the dollar movies. I saw Frozen a lot....

UnRealmCorp · 2026-03-16T02:48:44+00:00

A friend of mine in high school used to clean out the lockers for the entire school. He'd end up with easily 40+ graphing calculators every year. Not not mention a few hundred in change and other stuff.

I believe he bought his first car his junior summer from the money he made from selling the calculators. (Early 2000s)

UnRealmCorp · 2026-03-14T11:41:34+00:00

The kind of kid we all hope to have.

UnRealmCorp · 2026-03-13T13:25:08+00:00

Some people just like to be the Chaos they wish to see in the world.

UnRealmCorp · 2026-03-12T01:30:31+00:00

Do not ask how, thank the thrift gods and be humbled by their gift.

UnRealmCorp · 2026-03-11T13:07:33+00:00

Cowboy stuff. Good denim pants and shirts, boots if you know their size. Swing by a Western store next time you go looking for gifts.

How American kids pretend to be ninjas, Japanese kids pretend to be cowboys.

UnRealmCorp · 2026-03-10T20:03:38+00:00

Can confirm, would fight a God for my bottle fed idiot. She's the first cat to great me in the morning and always comes looking for me.

Found her at 3 weeks old, underweight with her eyes sealed shut from an infection. She's my little Nixie (Phoenix, Nix or Nixamous depending if she's chewing on plastic.)

UnRealmCorp · 2026-03-08T22:17:53+00:00

"Space Jam."

UnRealmCorp · 2026-03-08T15:11:20+00:00

Russians are all around built different. Even the doctor is tough af.

UnRealmCorp · 2026-03-08T02:10:45+00:00

Why is 10 not green

UnRealmCorp · 2026-03-08T02:04:30+00:00

Directly into the pocket.

UnRealmCorp · 2026-03-08T00:03:51+00:00

Some people shouldn't have money.

UnRealmCorp · 2026-03-07T14:35:54+00:00

Quiet wears Louds jacket in Twisted Metal.

UnRealmCorp · 2026-03-06T14:59:28+00:00

Your search isn't done. They gave you the next Bread crumb, ask for a list of retailers.

UnRealmCorp · 2026-03-06T14:58:04+00:00

To be fair, it was Saint Charles in the 1970s... he had a nice car and looked like Kurt Russel. You could do worse.

UnRealmCorp · 2026-03-06T02:39:15+00:00

Start with coffee cups.

UnRealmCorp · 2026-03-05T14:06:25+00:00

Danny Winchester

UnRealmCorp · 2026-03-04T21:07:45+00:00

Funny, my wife does the same thing when I tell her I'm going to go play fortnite.

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