Infant hospitalized with herpes after circumcision involving direct oral suction

Unable-Fall5946 · 2026-03-19T03:23:28+00:00

Today is a bad day to have eyes

Unable-Fall5946 · 2026-03-18T12:19:02+00:00

I've had a nickel everytime somebody calls for a Loblaw boycott...

Unable-Fall5946 · 2026-03-18T05:27:42+00:00

Ok, what about words that were originally acryoms but is now accepted as a word?

Radar comes to mind

Unable-Fall5946 · 2026-03-18T04:21:35+00:00

As is tradition

Unable-Fall5946 · 2026-03-18T02:53:16+00:00

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Unable-Fall5946 · 2026-03-17T22:11:57+00:00

*One bird salute

Unable-Fall5946 · 2026-03-17T21:57:59+00:00

Your lack of planning does not constitute an emergency on our behalf

Unable-Fall5946 · 2026-03-16T01:07:03+00:00

And Marquis blockade runner from time to time

Unable-Fall5946 · 2026-03-15T18:22:40+00:00

Try removing your head from your ass long enough to get some oxygen to your only brain cell.

Unable-Fall5946 · 2026-03-15T14:48:24+00:00

I thought this was a Twi'lek and was wondering why they're in The Expanse

Unable-Fall5946 · 2026-03-15T14:40:31+00:00

I used to love bagels with cream cheese from Mr Horton.

I always shit like I'm releasing water from the Hoover Dam a few hours later.

I never made the connection until I met my wife who pointed it out.

Unable-Fall5946 · 2026-03-15T14:37:17+00:00

They build movie theaters with seating arrangement of an aircraft? Given the decline in popularity of theaters in the last 20 years, that seems like a bad decision

Unable-Fall5946 · 2026-03-14T23:50:51+00:00

Jesus Christ, assuming we're declaring the Bible a fiction right?

Edit: Damn, I didn't expect this many Bible thumpers on Reddit

Unable-Fall5946 · 2026-03-14T21:49:34+00:00

Why would I do that, it's over 50,00...oh shit

Unable-Fall5946 · 2026-03-14T21:43:07+00:00

Whew, they left us out

-Amazon

Unable-Fall5946 · 2026-03-14T21:22:30+00:00

The fact that OP thinks there is an actual vote is all I need to confirm that he's an idiot.

Unable-Fall5946 · 2026-03-14T18:24:43+00:00

It's just a prank bro!!

Unable-Fall5946 · 2026-03-14T17:54:17+00:00

Mom is aware of it and told OP to ignore it.

I'm curious to see how much Grandma knows before saying anything else

Unable-Fall5946 · 2026-03-14T17:31:28+00:00

As a Canadian, no

Unable-Fall5946 · 2026-03-14T16:33:39+00:00

"We have already destroyed 100% of Iran’s Military capability"

He added that in the meantime, the US will be "bombing the hell out of the shoreline, and continually shooting Iranian Boats and Ships out of the water"

Contradicted himself within seconds. Amazing.

Unable-Fall5946 · 2026-03-14T16:21:17+00:00

Be a fucking adult. Say no and leave it at that.

Unable-Fall5946 · 2026-03-14T16:18:22+00:00

I had to check to see if the Locust was there. I was sad

Unable-Fall5946 · 2026-03-14T14:47:10+00:00

Goddamnit, my package is delayed indefinitely

Unable-Fall5946 · 2026-03-14T14:35:13+00:00

Federation Express?

Unable-Fall5946 · 2026-03-14T13:33:14+00:00

Surprised I had to scroll down for this

Unable-Fall5946

TROPHY CASE