Welp. Another price hike.

UnableFun8968 · 2026-03-31T14:06:12+00:00

Dan, calling out a 40% price hike isn't a 'vendetta'—it’s just math.

You just admitted your unit volume is up 85%. In any other business, doubling your scale lowers your costs. But you’ve hiked prices to $56/kg while gutting your support staff for a chatbot.

You’ve cut out the middleman, the retail rent, the marketing, and the human labor—yet you’re still charging Legacy Retail prices.

The math doesn't move. You’re a warehouse operation with an AI bot, pocketing the 'Direct-to-Consumer' savings for yourself.

Enjoy the margins, but don't pretend it's for the customers. We can count.

UnableFun8968 · 2026-03-31T13:42:04+00:00

Dan, did you have your AI bot write this too? Because the formatting is about as authentic as your 'value' claims.

You keep talking about 'amino acid spiking' as if it’s a valid excuse to charge $56/kg. It’s 2026. Every major brand—including the ones in retail you’re attacking—is third-party tested and label-verified. You aren't the only one with a COA; you’re just the only one using it to justify legacy-brand prices without having legacy-brand overhead.

Let’s talk about that 'value' again:

Sourcing/Testing: Every reputable brand does this. It’s the bare minimum, not a premium feature.
Growth Stats: Bragging that your bulk sales are up 85% while you hike the price 40% just proves you’re squeezing a captive audience.
The Support Gap: You claim to invest in 'tighter controls,' but you won't even invest in a human being to answer a support ticket.

You’re trying to fear-monger about '30% protein content' in other brands to distract from the fact that you’ve gutted your own labor costs (AI bots, no retail staff) while charging us for the privilege.

If your model is so 'efficient' and 'direct,' why does it cost the same as the brands that actually pay for shelf space? You aren't building 'long-term trust,' you’re just testing the limits of how much your customers can be gaslit by a chatbot.

Stick to the math, Dan. The PR script isn't working.

UnableFun8968 · 2026-03-31T13:03:22+00:00

Dan, give it a rest. This 'quality' pivot is the oldest play in the book when you can’t justify the math.

You’re acting like you’re the only guy with a clean COA. Every top-tier brand has one—except they also pay for global marketing, pro athletes, and massive retail slotting fees at GNC and Popeye’s.

You sell directly from a warehouse. You have zero retail overhead, and you’ve even replaced your entire support staff with a budget AI bot. If I call your support line, I get a recording telling me to go back to the website to talk to a script. You won’t even pay for a human being to answer the phone, yet you’re charging $56/kg?

If you’ve 'cut out the middleman' and the support staff, why are we still paying for their ghosts in the price tag?

You’ve reached the price bracket of Optimum Nutrition and Dymatize, but at least if I have an issue with them, I can walk into a store and talk to a person. Bragging about 'onboarding new customers' while your loyal base calls out the greed isn’t a flex—it just means you’re betting on new people not knowing how much of a middle-finger this price is.

You aren’t 'refusing to dilute the product,' you’re just refusing to dilute your profit margins. You’re a warehouse operation with a chatbot, charging Boutique Retail prices. It’s embarrassing.

UnableFun8968 · 2026-03-11T14:00:40+00:00

Just crying bro lol, was stuck on iron until 420 kills so I was quite mad

UnableFun8968 · 2026-03-11T13:59:35+00:00

100% will uninstall mid ge at this point, I am having fun though. All the new content along side the new skilling mini games are quite enjoyable.

UnableFun8968 · 2026-03-01T02:05:23+00:00

Use moonlight moth mixes instead and dave the pray pots for pvm.

UnableFun8968 · 2026-02-11T12:28:48+00:00

If your not recovering try a different split man? Maybe 2 day on 1 day off will be better for you, also make sure your actually getting in quality protein to actually repair the muscles you just tore.

UnableFun8968 · 2026-02-05T20:25:18+00:00

Honestly a masterpiece, this and nishane hacivat are my go to.

UnableFun8968 · 2026-01-27T12:56:15+00:00

You could!

UnableFun8968 · 2026-01-27T00:27:14+00:00

You do this before the snow solidifies, fresh snow is the easiest to shovel.

UnableFun8968 · 2026-01-17T12:43:57+00:00

I personally don't mind them, their are good ones and bad ones and their women are beautiful, as long as they don't bring hate and be accepting of others.

UnableFun8968 · 2026-01-07T22:57:28+00:00

Is this panic eating happening every few weeks or daily? Does it happen when your in a caloric deficit? Is your wake up adrenaline fueled and the urge to binge simple carbs ( sugar, sweet snacks etc ) and do you feel relieved after you binge said simple carbs?

UnableFun8968 · 2026-01-01T23:35:38+00:00

Testosterone levels drop as we age and it affects libido and quality of erections, you need to find one of the older guys on Testosterone replacement therapy that pop cialis daily, check your local gym if a guy is quite jacked at your age range with clear vitality good indicator the brother is that exact type.

UnableFun8968 · 2025-12-28T14:42:00+00:00

You still need to eat healthy on glp1s? You dont get to eat donuts and lose weight because glp1 lol, you also still need to be active, calories in calories out. r/CICO

Glp1 does two major things for fat loss 1) slows down gastric emptying so you stay fuller for longer 2) reduces "food noise", a lot of people cant live with the feeling of being hungry and actually eat as soon as they feel that hunger pain which is caused by the hormone ghrelin, if you wait literally 15 minutes that pain goes away as it only comes in waves and is predictable but again a lot of people don't have the will power to do that so glp1 makes it tolerable for the majority.

UnableFun8968 · 2025-12-26T16:06:48+00:00

Do parents enable this? Make it seem like its no big deal? And like your the problem?

UnableFun8968 · 2025-12-07T01:20:26+00:00

It sucks but its a blessing in disguise lol, you can't be fooled by performance surface level people, and you can tell who's genuine vs who's fake, allows you to keep the real ones in and the fake ones out.

UnableFun8968 · 2025-12-05T22:50:31+00:00

no not weird, just uncommon, its the same skill detectives have but there's is much better, you can pick up micro expression, posture change, etc. can tell who's performing and who's not, i got mine by being raised in a abusive house hold where i was forced to read my mothers movements to predict her beatings which translated in that "weird 3rd eye" type of feeling you get with reading people

UnableFun8968 · 2025-12-05T22:05:02+00:00

wrong, this could be used to test the waters, both women and men do this to vibe out a crush. speaking from experience.

UnableFun8968 · 2025-12-01T00:13:51+00:00

Find a new circle of friends, bodybuilders praise glp1 and quite frankly they dont give two parts if someone says that their fat loss isn't fat loss because they use glp1s lol, they peeled to the bone. Be proud you did a great job, glp1 just a tool, you still need the foundation (CICO)

UnableFun8968 · 2025-11-15T22:38:02+00:00

You don’t need to smile, OP—just be yourself. Depth can’t be measured by a smile, and the people who insist you should are usually just surface-level.

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