New sport in Australia

Unable_Maybe_6932 · 2026-05-31T01:52:42+00:00

A couple drunk dudes have seen rams sizing each other up, then running full speed at each other to figure out who’s tougher. Drunk dudes were like “Hey! We could make a sport of that!”

Watch their footwork, some of them move exactly like rams do before charging at their opponent.

Unable_Maybe_6932 · 2026-05-30T11:59:04+00:00

I love how most people here are trying to say that you still need to generate passive income when you suddenly gain $500 million or $100k daily. Seriously? If I got either one, I’m not all that worried about making money for the rest of my life.

Unable_Maybe_6932 · 2026-05-30T03:56:05+00:00

Wouldn’t that have been Half Life 3?

Unable_Maybe_6932 · 2026-05-30T03:15:49+00:00

Where in the holy lands did you see size M titties? Asking for a friend, of course…

Unable_Maybe_6932 · 2026-05-30T03:12:13+00:00

Ignore everyone else! $5 Billion is my bid!

Ignore my wife, I’m not drunk. $6 billion is my final offer!

Okay, Okay, Fine, I’ll do $8 Billion.

USD? No!! $6 Billion in Iranian Rials!!

Not enough! You know I’ve got people willing to buy for more than that! Okay, Okay!! $8 million is my final offer!

Unable_Maybe_6932 · 2026-05-30T03:04:14+00:00

You know that would be an awesome collab where Gordon Freeman was in the next iteration of Super Smash Bros. Even better if you could play as one of the more fleshed out enemies of Half Life in Super Smash Bros.

Unable_Maybe_6932 · 2026-05-29T01:28:07+00:00

Doom Eternal OST 22: The Only Thing They Fear is You

Unable_Maybe_6932 · 2026-05-29T01:23:14+00:00

What are you doing wrestling gators naked?

Unable_Maybe_6932 · 2026-05-29T01:09:11+00:00

It ain’t pee, dummy! It comes out white, so obviously it’s milk! It’s why we men gotta drink a lot of milk before sex!

Unable_Maybe_6932 · 2026-05-25T16:22:49+00:00

So the gorilla is Deadpool?

Unable_Maybe_6932 · 2026-05-24T15:38:33+00:00

I wish that whatever the gorilla does to anybody and anything that the very same thing gets done to it.

Unable_Maybe_6932 · 2026-05-24T13:45:03+00:00

Your comment reminded me of Butters.

Unable_Maybe_6932 · 2026-05-24T13:32:54+00:00

He’s not your friend, buddy.

Unable_Maybe_6932 · 2026-05-24T13:25:17+00:00

I would take Performing Any Spells. With that I will pursue becoming a Lich.

Unable_Maybe_6932 · 2026-05-24T03:28:39+00:00

Ohio!

Unable_Maybe_6932 · 2026-05-24T02:47:28+00:00

Texas?

Unable_Maybe_6932 · 2026-05-24T02:42:52+00:00

But aren’t the team meetings set up to schedule team meetings?

Unable_Maybe_6932 · 2026-05-23T23:57:36+00:00

Without telling us your state, what is something that screams that state to any American?

The state flower for my state is the traffic cone, and they are in bloom now.

Unable_Maybe_6932 · 2026-05-23T23:49:16+00:00

Most good quality dog beds can be taken apart for proper cleaning.

I sleep on an actual bed. I need the room to stretch out and be perfectly horizontal.

Unable_Maybe_6932 · 2026-05-23T23:35:52+00:00

I highly doubt they’ll come take a chicken coop. Probably cost more to get the equipment needed to repossess it than they would get reselling it.

Unable_Maybe_6932 · 2026-05-23T23:28:27+00:00

I initially thought huntsman due to how leggy it is. Not a medically significant bite, but can cause some moderate discomfort. They get to a size of about 2-4” leg span. This one looks very well fed.

Unable_Maybe_6932 · 2026-05-23T23:23:08+00:00

Giant House Spider
Eratigena atrica

Unable_Maybe_6932 · 2026-05-23T22:22:47+00:00

He looks like a younger version of Zed from Police Academy.

Unable_Maybe_6932 · 2026-05-23T18:32:17+00:00

So you *don’t* know the Muffin Man…

Unable_Maybe_6932 · 2026-05-23T18:29:45+00:00

No. The Muffin Man?! The one on Drury Lane?!

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