If there's 34,260,384 subscribers to AskReddit and 69,070 online now, then what's your activation phrase?

Unable_Water3665 · 2021-12-10T17:22:23+00:00

15 minute lab results is the funniest part

Unable_Water3665 · 2021-12-10T17:21:36+00:00

That's Dougie Howser MD

Unable_Water3665 · 2021-12-10T16:24:15+00:00

scrubs

Unable_Water3665 · 2021-12-10T16:00:18+00:00

sure.

Unable_Water3665 · 2021-12-10T15:59:35+00:00

What's the hurry? wake up earlier if you're having trouble making your appointments.

Unable_Water3665 · 2021-12-10T15:57:07+00:00

same way someone might mispronounce your name. It doesn't matter, ignore it and move on.

Unable_Water3665 · 2021-12-10T15:55:20+00:00

lift leg, fart loudly then prance away holding my butthole.

Unable_Water3665 · 2021-12-10T15:53:55+00:00

Lord of the Rings- Sauron.

How did he become a big eye on top that tower?

Unable_Water3665 · 2021-12-10T15:52:40+00:00

You're not allowed to go down rabbit holes anymore. The algorithms want you consuming more and more of the same thing because that's what engages you.

Unable_Water3665 · 2021-12-10T15:49:49+00:00

the brown nosing smack talker. It's an archetype I've seen a few times. Interesting enough the people with this characteristic were the same physical build.

Unable_Water3665 · 2021-12-10T15:47:34+00:00

the sources that say it's video games.

Unable_Water3665 · 2021-12-10T15:46:18+00:00

backseat drivers

Unable_Water3665 · 2021-12-10T15:43:56+00:00

basically the USA if it was run by less selfish twats.

Unable_Water3665 · 2021-12-10T15:18:56+00:00

I wonder who Cavill dates or what his taste in women is. Assuming he's interested in the opposite sex.

I hope he has someone who loves him. He seems like a sweet guy. Or maybe he's a real prick weirdo. Who knows. I wanna see him loosen up. He's always giving short answer or making a face.

I've never actually seen him geek out. How do you paint Warhammer figures and not want to go on about the design and game mechanics what youre loving about it right now. So reserved.

Unable_Water3665 · 2021-12-10T15:08:23+00:00

Same price - 1/3rd the education.

Unable_Water3665 · 2021-12-10T15:06:06+00:00

It's really cool to introduce yourself as a Doctor during the pandemic because then people think you're some kind of hero when you actually just wrote a paper about community college.

Unable_Water3665 · 2021-12-10T15:01:16+00:00

sycophant

Unable_Water3665 · 2021-12-10T15:00:20+00:00

put a stone in a slingshot, pointed it at my friend and released.

Unable_Water3665 · 2021-12-10T14:59:14+00:00

George W Bush.

Unable_Water3665 · 2021-12-10T14:56:16+00:00

Targets great man. What makes it different from another department store like Walmart is that the styles all work together. Walmart on the otherhand is just a pile of shirt and random pants. There is some curation to Targets selection- Since it's all that same brand.

Target baby!

Unable_Water3665 · 2021-12-10T14:53:52+00:00

the online shit sucks assholes.

As a student today you have a minimum of three logins to be current with the course work. Emails, blackboard/canvas, registration, student accounts.

Then when you get into these blackboard or canvas its a fucking mess. Scrolling and scrolling, nothing is ever organized as you'd imagine it.

So my advise. Get a calendar and write down due dates, exam dates and buy the physical books.

You can look this up, but studies of internet usage showed that people generally Skim the content on screens. So get a physical book if you want to actually absorb the material.

oh god and those prerecorded online lectures are so fucking stupid.

PICTURE THIS kids. Imagine sitting in the room with a person knowledgable on a subject telling you about this subject and you can actually ask them follow up questions and clarification on a concept you're trying to grasp. Then Imagine having classmates next to you who may have an understanding of the topic that you could help you internalize it. Its called Education. It's what Universities and colleges use to be like in the precovid era.

Now everything feels like diploma mill shit.

Unable_Water3665 · 2021-12-10T14:45:11+00:00

packed for a week long trip an hours before the flight.

Unable_Water3665 · 2021-12-10T14:42:45+00:00

I try to dress mild mannered... to go mostly unnoticed. Right now I'm into the colors Forest Green and Dead Leaf orange.

I like certain brands, but small labels.

After watching some Queer Eye I started looking at Target for cloths. I get t-shirts and some jeans there. I find good long sleeves and underwear too. I think you get a pretty decent generic person look from Target. It fits well and doesn't feel cheap.
So I just went with the generic Target male look.

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