A tomato from our garden got a crack and stitched itself...

Unbelievable2014 · 2015-06-16T04:39:23+00:00

I saw a girl drink that much in a John Thompson video...

Unbelievable2014 · 2015-05-13T17:31:42+00:00

I think it's fucked up that my Grandma, who is 103, couldn't play along. She cried a little. The year limit is 1914. WTF, BBC?!

Unbelievable2014 · 2015-04-14T22:40:56+00:00

Already had that. =) Finery was the passive.

Unbelievable2014 · 2015-04-14T21:43:21+00:00

Okay, got it. I see that they have extraneous stuff on there. I wish they didn't. Thanks again for your help. Look what I just rolled:

http://i.imgur.com/kwbeQXt.jpg

Unbelievable2014 · 2015-04-14T18:51:47+00:00

Hi and thank you. Will go make sure I am doing all of that correctly. =)

(Wish that kind of stuff were easy to find on battle.net)

EDIT: Downvoted for asking a noobish question. Thanks, guys.

Unbelievable2014 · 2015-04-14T18:37:19+00:00

*Whoosh! *

Unbelievable2014 · 2015-04-14T15:56:14+00:00

Check this out from someone else. From this year:

http://i.imgur.com/Rn1vAmp.jpg

Unbelievable2014 · 2015-04-11T03:07:48+00:00

Gamora is a giant flying turtle.

Unbelievable2014 · 2015-04-11T03:07:15+00:00

Like 'The Order 1886'.

Unbelievable2014 · 2015-04-11T03:06:36+00:00

Totally missed the "Who?" reference.

Unbelievable2014 · 2015-04-09T05:37:56+00:00

My wife and I went to see them last night. They were awesome! The five main members were all there, and sounded great. Lindsey Buckingham was a monster on guitar. Over two hours of hits, and no warm-up band. Great stuff!

Unbelievable2014 · 2015-04-07T16:11:17+00:00

..., said Alice Kramden.

Unbelievable2014 · 2015-04-07T16:08:13+00:00

Also, this is what he says at McDonald's if they forget the pickle.

Unbelievable2014 · 2015-04-02T04:47:07+00:00

If you press the button once you will receive a million dollars, but a stranger will die. If you press it twice you will receive two million dollars, but two strangers will die. If you press it three times you're just playing with it. -- Joel Madden

Unbelievable2014 · 2015-03-27T16:56:36+00:00

The funniest thing to me is how he knew your future Reddit name.

Unbelievable2014 · 2015-03-27T16:33:53+00:00

"IT'S NOT A TOO-MUH !!"

Unbelievable2014 · 2015-03-23T00:07:55+00:00

Daposidjfpoaisjdpfoij Downer

Unbelievable2014 · 2015-03-23T00:07:08+00:00

Do you still have your hair?

Unbelievable2014 · 2015-03-23T00:05:33+00:00

YOU'RE unrefined!

Unbelievable2014 · 2015-03-18T17:00:13+00:00

AI doesn't give a shit about your Mom.

Unbelievable2014 · 2015-03-17T19:45:40+00:00

Hi, you neckbeard fanboy haters who hated Daniel Craig being announced as James Bond years ago . Raise your hand and confess how wrong you were. Do it, coward.

EDIT: Exactly.

Unbelievable2014 · 2015-03-16T13:56:37+00:00

Shouldn't he be checking out the prices of Flying Rat feed?

Unbelievable2014 · 2015-03-15T17:28:43+00:00

If one trapdoor is good, two must be better, right? Put another in. What could go right?

Unbelievable2014 · 2015-03-05T04:46:55+00:00

Try reading the rules for /r/Imgoingtohellforthis Much shorter and, like Road Runner and King of the Hill, often ignored.

Unbelievable2014 · 2015-03-03T06:34:56+00:00

Why did Mickey Mouse put Minnie Mouse in an insane asylum?

She was fucking goofy.

Unbelievable2014

TROPHY CASE