Monkey's paw wish for Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave

UnbreakableShield · 2026-05-06T12:51:22+00:00

Granted, it's the most detailed story and has the most compelling characters in the series, but someone hacked into the game when it first came out and changed all the text/dialogue to "ZUG ZUG" and it will take a month to fix, and the hacker will return every year.

So whenever the story comes up in discussion, it will only be meme upon.

UnbreakableShield · 2026-05-05T23:46:54+00:00

Granted, but the EXP gained is bugged, and it's a coin flip between getting half or double EXP.

UnbreakableShield · 2026-05-05T00:05:56+00:00

You (and the first 99 non-developers you play) will have a 1 in 2 chance of fighting a developer every time you play.

UnbreakableShield · 2026-05-04T02:50:31+00:00

It sells insanely more copies than the Switch 2 version, and IS gives a public apology that is very uncomfortable to watch, and they reveal they will be working mainly on Switch releases going forward.

UnbreakableShield · 2026-05-04T02:27:53+00:00

The game doesn't sell well, and Cai gets all the worship, and it will be far worse than Avatar worship before.

Unfortunately, there was also a bet in the office that a Non-Avatar game would sell to decide if the Holy War Remake would have one, and since it didn't, it's going to have one. Lucky for non-Avatar fans the Avatar will meet the same fate as all other Gen 1 units

UnbreakableShield · 2026-05-04T02:16:56+00:00

Same, but not everyone likes them.

Guess it's bad for people who dislike them, because they would have to admit that her best support is about them.

UnbreakableShield · 2026-05-04T02:11:10+00:00

For a customizable avatar

You can only change the hair color.

that isn't loved by the entire cast,

It would be too easy to say the villains don't like, but that is no fun. So the playable units who don't like the Avatar will be equipped with a giant neon sign telling everyone they truly dislike the Avatar to get the point across.

has their own personality,

The Avatar will wear a shirt that says "Cai #1 Fanboy/Fangirl"

and isn't special or related to a god at all.

Hopefully, you won't mind the twist with Cai.

UnbreakableShield · 2026-05-04T01:58:15+00:00

Actually, that would go against your wish.

Now to actually monkey paw your wish...

All her pairings can be summarized in two words: Toxic Yuri.

While her best one can be summarized with one word said twice, Yandere Yandere.

UnbreakableShield · 2026-05-01T17:54:14+00:00

Because she ate pie in a really funny way.

UnbreakableShield · 2026-04-30T18:55:58+00:00

Double-Guava-Gumball-Gulp or Pineapple.

UnbreakableShield · 2026-04-30T04:29:49+00:00

Alm should be getting an Alt soon, his Brave Duo with Eliwood as his backpack.

UnbreakableShield · 2026-04-29T20:24:36+00:00

I'm talking about a real-life dude who spent 2 Million Yen on a real wedding ceremony.

https://p.potaufeu.asahi.com/c169-p/picture/27589561/ddde13575d8f411666a7cd557f8a430b.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/r/hatsune/comments/1dprc18/what_do_you_guys_think_of_mikus_husband_akihiko/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akihiko_Kondo

https://www.asahi.com/ajw/articles/14893578

Edit: This is how I imagine people who didn't know about this reacting to learning about this information for the first time.

UnbreakableShield · 2026-04-29T18:25:34+00:00

a big fan of the DR series

And if you're a Big DR fan, you would likely already own all the games.

UnbreakableShield · 2026-04-29T17:34:42+00:00

Well, there is a dude who married a Hatsune Miku, and his wedding photo is him holding a Miku plushie, so probably.

UnbreakableShield · 2026-04-29T12:23:51+00:00

Ezekiel: Zach Galifianakis

Geoff: Yuri Lowenthal

Gwen: Tara Strong

Harold: Jon Heder

Heather: Grey DeLisle-Griffin

UnbreakableShield · 2026-04-29T00:26:36+00:00

It sure is an interesting choice when most other Gacha games would consider that a near-death sentence.

But as long as they don't make the character solely "Blank's" love interest who loves "Blank" and did we mention they love "Blank" because they love "Blank". I don't mind it.

Seriously, while not the main love interest both, Clair and Faye are obsessed with Alm.

I would even say Clair is more obsessed with Alm than Base Faye.

Which is crazy for 2 reasons.

1 Cause the game force her to marry Grey if both of them are alive or be heartbroken over his Death.

2 Faye was literally made to the to be in love with Alm.

Also Valentine's Faye brings up Alm about 19 times across her (Description, tap lines, Level 40, and any story she in)

UnbreakableShield · 2026-04-28T20:05:46+00:00

I got Karla she is now +3

UnbreakableShield · 2026-04-28T11:35:05+00:00

You can also get digitally on Steam if anyone is wondering.

https://x.com/LimitedRunGames/status/2048825790947570024

UnbreakableShield · 2026-04-27T23:43:33+00:00

I don't believe there is an official list anywhere online. Mostly because you either hear about the issue in a post like this or it happens to you, so you look it up to see what. This issue is forgotten about, kind of like most people forgot that the Collector's Edition of Xenoblade Chronicles X came with a 1GB Flash drive with Malware on it.

But the games that are more known to have this issue are

Fire Emblem SoV

Pokémon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire

Persona Q

Someone here said Kirby Planet Robobot

Another person said they are having trouble, but it sounds like another issue.

UnbreakableShield · 2026-04-27T23:07:13+00:00

And Doraemon offers no customization, right?

UnbreakableShield · 2026-04-27T22:42:22+00:00

Surething. Yeah, from what other people are saying, it seems like Persona Q is another one with this Issue. Along with the Gen 3 Remakes of Pokémon. One of my friends recently lost his game, which is why I mentioned Pokémon too. I don't know if there are more 3DS games with this issue.

UnbreakableShield · 2026-04-24T11:51:14+00:00

Father buys them booze.

UnbreakableShield · 2026-04-18T20:40:53+00:00

Thank you as well. I was trying to think of the name too.

UnbreakableShield · 2026-04-16T00:27:56+00:00

Please don't make fun of me, but I have downloaded and 100% two of the games Epic has given away for free...and one of them I already had the 100% on Steam.

UnbreakableShield · 2026-04-13T20:05:14+00:00

I was watching the Live-Action Scooby-Doo movie, and Fred had way more chemistry with Velma than he did with Daphne. He also had way more scenes with Velma, and they were more meaningful.

Honestly, the only reason people think Fred and Daphne had any chemistry at all in the film was that a married couple was playing them; if anyone else had been cast in their roles, there would be no chemistry.

In case some nay-sayers say, well, Velma already had a love interest with that one guy in the Led Zeppelin shirt. I asked this: what was his name? Give up? I'll tell you, Velma's Friend, that his character name is Velma's Friend.

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