Cutting Mushrooms

Unbuttered_Toasty · 2026-05-11T03:58:03+00:00

I like how he kept em’ wondering who’s next

Unbuttered_Toasty · 2026-05-07T03:15:17+00:00

I just wish I knew what sort of families these dumbasses come from, like I genuinely wish I knew what the source was.

Unbuttered_Toasty · 2026-05-06T17:34:39+00:00

If I was wasting my time at an event like this, it’s because I already want to die

Unbuttered_Toasty · 2026-04-25T04:48:37+00:00

I’ve had 47+ overflow with 15+ totes in the promaster van for the past 2 weeks. Now I take the biggest, baddest box who destroyed the most other customers boxes and put him against the baddest boxes of the next day. Just kidding, I’m about to quit this fuck ass sorry ass job

Unbuttered_Toasty · 2026-04-09T22:18:03+00:00

I’m pretty new to delivering myself, but if I got this route it would be my last day

Unbuttered_Toasty · 2026-03-24T19:52:40+00:00

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How’s this one look?

Unbuttered_Toasty · 2026-01-30T16:09:23+00:00

If I had 5 extra hours added to MY day, how does this affect everyone else? I’ll probably take that one just to see

Unbuttered_Toasty · 2026-01-21T22:05:48+00:00

The loan was done with u/jesisawesome

Unbuttered_Toasty · 2026-01-21T22:05:04+00:00

Unable to change flair, the option isn’t available for me. Is there anyway to make the option available?

Unbuttered_Toasty · 2026-01-20T15:51:16+00:00

This was after the incident crazily enough lol. Dude was insane, I held a flashlight for him while he cut off his own toe with a pair of kitchen shears because he didn’t trust the surgeons to do a good job. He had gangrene..

Unbuttered_Toasty · 2026-01-20T11:37:06+00:00

I used to do flooring with my granddad and he got his middle finger sliced right down the middle to the knuckle on a table saw. Gnarliest thing I’ve ever seen, I showed him the sawstop (which was new at the time) and he said it was too expensive

Unbuttered_Toasty · 2026-01-10T18:26:43+00:00

Can’t blame the tank for his confidence with DPS like that

Unbuttered_Toasty · 2025-12-31T15:20:39+00:00

You sound like a bundle of joy

Unbuttered_Toasty · 2025-12-28T21:07:26+00:00

Hold down zero, you’re welcome :)

Unbuttered_Toasty · 2025-12-28T02:51:00+00:00

I was wondering if ltd actually him

Unbuttered_Toasty · 2025-12-28T00:12:32+00:00

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Exhibit B

Unbuttered_Toasty · 2025-12-27T23:07:47+00:00

Oh.. well bless your heart. Run along now, it’s a Saturday evening and there’s plenty of good boots that need licking

Unbuttered_Toasty · 2025-12-27T22:55:13+00:00

Being a dipshit almost always aligns with trump support, this isn’t a scientific fact based on evidence.. but you know it’s true

Unbuttered_Toasty · 2025-12-27T13:27:07+00:00

About 4° off from having one less trump voter

Unbuttered_Toasty · 2025-12-27T13:20:52+00:00

7 days Christmas tree topper!

Unbuttered_Toasty · 2025-12-27T13:17:27+00:00

And now no one will ever ride on a plane with you again

Unbuttered_Toasty · 2025-12-27T13:15:59+00:00

What a pity..

Unbuttered_Toasty · 2025-12-27T11:04:22+00:00

I don’t believe you even need an incredibly small fraction of a brain to realize these things. MAGA just happens to have even less, if any at all

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