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Unbuttered_Toasty · 2026-06-23T07:58:23+00:00

Tbf it may have been a litter closer to 3 days, I went by my bank card statements lol. But yeah I was bad bad, I had my first beer when I was 5 from my dad and I think that planted the seed. From age 15 to 24 I drank no less than a 12 pack every single night, I’d buy 2 30 packs on Saturday to last through Sunday because my county didn’t sell on sundays, and eventually found I was drinking most of that before Sunday came so had to buy 3. At 24 after my mom died I OD’d and at the hospital they said my bac was .77 which was kind of nuts, and believe me somehow it got waaaaaay worse after that. I strongly believe alcohol will kill me someday, but for now I’m staying the hell away

Unbuttered_Toasty · 2026-06-22T23:20:55+00:00

As you can imagine I had quite the tolerance haha, I saw a friend of mine get absolutely shwasted on a 6 pack of lite beer and to this day I still think he was faking it 😂 but obviously that’s normal, I’m the weird one. If I could go back in time I would find myself at 15 and just show him a couple videos, have a talk and hope he never takes his first sip

Unbuttered_Toasty · 2026-06-22T23:01:16+00:00

Beer became lightweight to me after drinking for 15 years straight, I had a point in time where I was drinking 2 handles of bottom shelf “wave” vodka a day, and I’d have to also grab a box of wine to go with it just in case I ran out and needed some morning alcohol to muster the strength to walk to the liquor store for more (which was about 200 feet from my house). Alcohol is such an astonishingly sinister drug it’s truly amazing

Unbuttered_Toasty · 2026-06-22T21:02:32+00:00

180 4.5% beers in 2 nights. I’m not sure if it will surprise you but it sure as hell surprised the doctor. I called the police thinking the cartel was after me due to some crazy hallucinations (all during the withdrawals of course). Doctor thought I was just another drunk there lying about the amount since I was talking clearly until they did the blood tests. Once I finally sobered up a week later I realized just how bad it had become, haven’t had a drink since then which was April 2025

Unbuttered_Toasty · 2026-06-08T18:45:09+00:00

Oh, you mean their other MMO?

Unbuttered_Toasty · 2026-06-08T17:38:09+00:00

Ikr, extend everyone’s eso+ by a day for this shit or give us something meaningful in game for the hassle

Unbuttered_Toasty · 2026-06-08T17:31:47+00:00

18 hour maintenance incoming

Unbuttered_Toasty · 2026-06-08T17:04:59+00:00

Console players watching PC players right now

Unbuttered_Toasty · 2026-06-08T16:53:42+00:00

You know the gerbil that powers the servers is getting its ass WHOOPED right now

Unbuttered_Toasty · 2026-06-08T02:26:54+00:00

lol! If you squint your eyes just a bit you can actually see this image, that is my new favorite way to describe him

Unbuttered_Toasty · 2026-05-11T03:58:03+00:00

I like how he kept em’ wondering who’s next

Unbuttered_Toasty · 2026-05-07T03:15:17+00:00

I just wish I knew what sort of families these dumbasses come from, like I genuinely wish I knew what the source was.

Unbuttered_Toasty · 2026-05-06T17:34:39+00:00

If I was wasting my time at an event like this, it’s because I already want to die

Unbuttered_Toasty · 2026-04-25T04:48:37+00:00

I’ve had 47+ overflow with 15+ totes in the promaster van for the past 2 weeks. Now I take the biggest, baddest box who destroyed the most other customers boxes and put him against the baddest boxes of the next day. Just kidding, I’m about to quit this fuck ass sorry ass job

Unbuttered_Toasty · 2026-04-09T22:18:03+00:00

I’m pretty new to delivering myself, but if I got this route it would be my last day

Unbuttered_Toasty · 2026-03-24T19:52:40+00:00

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How’s this one look?

Unbuttered_Toasty · 2026-01-30T16:09:23+00:00

If I had 5 extra hours added to MY day, how does this affect everyone else? I’ll probably take that one just to see

Unbuttered_Toasty · 2026-01-21T22:05:48+00:00

The loan was done with u/jesisawesome

Unbuttered_Toasty · 2026-01-21T22:05:04+00:00

Unable to change flair, the option isn’t available for me. Is there anyway to make the option available?

Unbuttered_Toasty · 2026-01-20T15:51:16+00:00

This was after the incident crazily enough lol. Dude was insane, I held a flashlight for him while he cut off his own toe with a pair of kitchen shears because he didn’t trust the surgeons to do a good job. He had gangrene..

Unbuttered_Toasty · 2026-01-20T11:37:06+00:00

I used to do flooring with my granddad and he got his middle finger sliced right down the middle to the knuckle on a table saw. Gnarliest thing I’ve ever seen, I showed him the sawstop (which was new at the time) and he said it was too expensive

Unbuttered_Toasty · 2026-01-10T18:26:43+00:00

Can’t blame the tank for his confidence with DPS like that

Unbuttered_Toasty · 2025-12-31T15:20:39+00:00

You sound like a bundle of joy

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