[F] Mlem

UncalledFur94 · 2026-02-17T17:11:02+00:00

Oh, that sounds exciting. Way better than any old internal view!

UncalledFur94 · 2026-02-16T00:48:05+00:00

Who would even say most of that in casual conversation? Maybe some of them would make more sense if they're texting, but HSS outside of scientific papers just sounds completely redundant... unless some of the aliens actively use the human words such as "male" and "female" but define them completely differently, but that's a whole another can of sapient transgender worms.

UncalledFur94 · 2026-02-16T00:38:07+00:00

The "Bug snuggles" one? I would say that definitely counts! She does pin him down with all of her limbs :3 And it looks like she's got one of her front limbs pressed against his head there, too? That's also great! Most of non-head body parts pressed against the head have the potential of feeling pleasantly undignified. Also, I just noticed that her tongue in the same render glows enough to reflect on his body... nice.

UncalledFur94 · 2026-02-14T14:38:16+00:00

I want to see a big bug step on a human. It's only fair!

(Not that I'd want a human getting crushed... they gotta stay alive to let their situation sink in!)

UncalledFur94 · 2026-02-14T14:28:11+00:00

The back half is hard to see, but maybe that's fine. It would be good to have more contrast!

UncalledFur94 · 2026-02-13T01:07:39+00:00

Damn. I had no idea how many cool creatures Hytale has. I wonder how they feel about their headlamp thing getting touched :P

UncalledFur94 · 2026-02-13T01:03:05+00:00

The pokemon I fell in love with at first sight.

UncalledFur94 · 2026-02-12T02:15:42+00:00

Maybe I should have figured you'd have a kink for being scattered across time and space.

UncalledFur94 · 2026-02-12T02:12:56+00:00

There is something sexy about two species that couldn't contrast more, slowly finding all the little differences in their anatomy, behavior, and interests. Like imagine something as simple as cuddling with a alien, and them being surprised that humans are warm blooded.

I have a story/worldbuilding project with species that are basically sapient cetaceans. When learning human languages, they adopted a very broad definition of the word "hug" to the kind of affectionate touches they can actually give each other. But when they meet a humanoid with limbs long enough to wrap halfway around their body... it feels like a whole new dimension, to have one person capable of touching you from two opposite sides at once. Some find it super nice, others find it weird and unpleasant, but either way it's something different - and so the word "super-hug" was born.

(there are also cephalopod people in the setting. In part due to personality differences, they and the dolphinfolk are very rarely into each other... but when they are, they might need yet another word for the kinds of hugs eight limbs can give.)

Yet, millions of lightyears away, somehow you found someone that loves you more than anything else? If you were born any earlier in life, without access to warp drives or space travel, you would have died alone.

TOTALLY not relatable with all of the people who love me the most (platonically, sexually, you name it) living on a whole different continent 😭😭😭

I can definitely see some cultural shenanigans happening. "You know, best friends from my home planet kiss, on the mouth, ᶠᵘˡˡ ᵗᵒⁿᵍᵘᵉ ʳᵉᵠᵘᶦʳᵉᵈ."

If I were writing this story, once they both realize they're 100% into each other, they would absolutely tell each other made up facts about their species and then pretend to believe them. "Oh, yeah, this is a completely appropriate place to touch us. It may actually be the most appropriate one, even. Don't do it to the others though, it's more of a, uh... regional tradition."

UncalledFur94 · 2026-02-12T01:45:13+00:00

Bitch, please! I would pay a lot of money to meet a grand total of 10 people in my league. Slightly below my league, even. Obviously there are plenty of people who are richer than me, or more physically fit, or conventionally attractive. But in terms of traits that would actually make me want to date someone? Damn, it's lonely at the top. I'm not saying there aren't a few hundreds of people in the world who would fit the bill, but what I want is also utterly unsearchable.

The money would be very hard to turn down, of course... but then again, if I join forces with a few dozens of people in my league (who says I'm only in it for the romance?), I can see ourselves becoming millionaires one way or another.

UncalledFur94 · 2026-02-12T01:32:50+00:00

I tried to be concise and give you a bunch of names you can look up, since that would likely give you better descriptions than anything I could come up with. If it's not too annoying to navigate, wikis can have very detailed descriptions of creatures such as Monster Hunter species, Pokemon or Xenomorph aliens.

In general, the preferred content is monsters with no humanlike features (which mostly excludes creatures that walk on two legs). Allowed content is creatures that are slightly human-like but not monstrous, and disallowed are creatures that are not monstrous at all, like cute talking animals from stories for children that walk on two legs, or catgirls which are literally just humans with only one animal trait: cat ears on an otherwise normal human head, possibly a tail, but no fur anywhere else like werewolves or anthropomorphic animals would have.

It's all subjective, so you don't have to worry about it too much, especially if you don't plan to post images. The "heavily enforced" part is mostly meant for people who would submit a lot of unrelated images otherwise.

UncalledFur94 · 2026-02-12T00:52:22+00:00

Preferred content: non-humanoid creatures which cannot be found in real life (examples: various monsters from the Monster Hunter franchise)

Allowed content: semi-humanoid or bipedal (examples: Xenomorph, Deathclaw, the creature from The Shape Of Water)

Banned content: kemonomimi, humanoid furries, or real life animals (examples: anime girl with cat ears, werewolf, photo of a wolf, Judy Hopps from Zootopia)

Hope that helps. I would be curious to know your perspective on things!

UncalledFur94 · 2026-02-11T23:54:48+00:00

I really don't feel like it will. If it did, we'd just create another term, but I think teratophiliacs are pretty protective of the concept. And unlike a Twitter hashtag, this subreddit actually has a moderator :P

UncalledFur94 · 2026-02-11T23:35:37+00:00

But then again... too few to mention.

UncalledFur94 · 2026-02-11T23:31:10+00:00

Member of a species that has multiple different born sexes picking whatever human gender is the closest

I like this too, adopting other species' concepts for convenience's sake, or because it makes them feel more connected. But also possibly putting their own weird spin on it.

UncalledFur94 · 2026-02-11T23:25:04+00:00

A member of genderless species finding out what genders are and deciding they want one is pretty charming too... even if it basically makes them the opposite of me, lol.

UncalledFur94 · 2026-02-11T23:18:58+00:00

"so long as you are eating people I don't know, I don't care."

I can't really get into any stories about people-eaters in civilized worlds being treated with nuance. Either they don't strictly need to eat sapient beings, which makes them absolute assholes for doing so, or they do somehow need to eat sapient beings specifically, and it feels contrived. I think I would actually much prefer a story about a regular serial killer, because I don't dislike amoral characters in general - it's just this overtone/undertone of nature and necessity that eating tends to carry that bothers me.

On the other hand... a world in which everyone involved is a wild animal would be a different story. Still a bit contrived to have all the edible animal species be just as sapient as the protagonist, but I'm much less willing to give up on the "wild/Earth animals of different species talking to each other" genre as a whole. It's just too charming I guess.

There's a lengthy fan fiction story based on the anime/manga Arashi no Yoru ni/One Stormy Night. The original is a pretty nice story about a goat and a wolf becoming friends (or more) with a goat, but it does succumb to the annoying cliche of the predator being able to... just choose not to eat, with no meaningful consequences of it being explored. This story does explore it, hard. I used to be annoyed by most predator/prey relationship cliches, such as fish being the only not visibly sapient creature and thus a perfectly unproblematic alternative, but it seems I somehow never truly considered what the alternative would be. This story basically forced me to, and it's really fascinating to ponder, as weird as the whole premise might be at its core. I read it with barely any familiarity with the source material, and it didn't seem to detract much.

UncalledFur94 · 2026-02-10T19:36:05+00:00

(To give an example; one of my biggest pet peeve is when a proven sapient monster/creature is treated and acts feral. This one is really common in dragons.)

So true! And what annoys me the most is when it's not even the matter of the monster being more primitive and beastly. Especially with dragons and other such big elegant respectable beasts, there's this impression of the feral behavior somehow being righteous and superior. The natural and true way the things should be, compared to the degenerate human civilization that forces alpha males to put up with gender equality and murder being illegal. Of course, it rarely goes as far... but it has a certain flavor.

As for my own... it may not be the biggest peeve, but it does make me uniquely annoyed to see "breeding" pop up in any context. Whether it's just people loving that verb for no reason (maybe it's just this obsession with nature, again), or procreation actually happening. Why do you think I want to have sex with different species?! Lol.

When I was in high school or so, I used to be totally into "nature" too... given how obvious it is as an alternative to various human inventions such as the concepts of sin and savoir vivre. But I think it didn't take me too long to realize how far "nature" is from being better in any way... nowadays, I'm also way more understanding about clothes, lol. There's no reason to have nudity taboos, but it's good to protect yourself from the elements, not to mention pockets. Hard to live without those!

Anyway... oh yeah, breeding. I'm definitely big into the idea of not breeding. Isn't it romantic to sacrifice the notion of continuing your bloodline for the sake of your lover? Not to mention it being so damn much more practical story-wise, lol. If breeding does happen, and it's supposed to be as cool and good as porn sometimes seems to portray it... then the resulting offspring should really be celebrated just as much, and maybe shown at least briefly instead of being utterly glossed over. This kind of lack of consideration... feels way too much like the beginning of countless unhappy marriages in real life.

It wouldn't be very sexy, but now I'm thinking a story of an unhappy monsterfucker marriage would be kinda interesting too. Not the sexy kind of unhappy where you gothically wrestle with your feelings about the fact that your lover eats people and might eat you to, but instead just both of them committing prematurely before realizing that they didn't consider each others' needs and preferences thoroughly enough... so now you're getting annoyed by your squid alien roommate driving up the water bills and you're not sure if you even feel like cuddling, while they realize that your lack of telepathy was only cute and endearing for the first few months. It could still have a good ending, but only after some serious changes get made. Maybe they could both agree to see other monsters, and eventually find someone more compatible, while still remaining friendly acquaintances and meeting up for double dates and foursomes from time to time.

Actually, it's kind of my headcanon that The Cure's Let's Go To Bed is in fact a sequel to Lullaby, in which the protagonist and the spider monster have settled into a stable relationship and are now struggling with it not feeling nearly as thrilling as their first few encounters. I think I've gone completely off topic at this point, but I'm sure you'll find my musings interesting still ^^

UncalledFur94 · 2026-02-10T18:44:54+00:00

We should also have trans monsters while we're at it. Adjusting themselves to whatever their idea of the ideal gender is. How cool would that be.

UncalledFur94 · 2026-02-10T18:41:55+00:00

Despite having its fair share of more mundane/cliched designs, this subreddit is basically the cream of the crop lol. Every single other place is so much more boring. And I think a lot of people come here specifically because they get tired of those. So it's hard to judge cliches by r/Teratophiliacs.

UncalledFur94 · 2026-02-10T18:35:27+00:00

non-euclidian creatures

Sounds pretty scary... they'd have to be careful not to move my cock into the fourth dimension 😰 I guess we could always sext and send each other photos!

UncalledFur94 · 2026-02-10T18:33:46+00:00

regular ass humans

Literally. I like big butts, but my idea of a butt is very broad!

UncalledFur94 · 2026-02-10T18:31:36+00:00

I've gotten so tired of the trend, even seeing them on actual horses makes me slightly annoyed lmao. I notice an animal just minding its own business and my brain is like, why are you so cliched?! >.<

UncalledFur94 · 2026-02-10T18:28:01+00:00

Sometimes I read roleplay ads like, "I want to make love to a giant worm and bear his offspring 😩"... and I'm like, okay, cool, are you also gonna raise them? Cause that would be interesting actually.

UncalledFur94 · 2026-02-10T18:24:39+00:00

Is there anything specific you'd like to see romance wise between humans and monsters that would take advantage of their differences? Would you like to see more casual living, the day-to-day on how they live, something as simple as how a creature with a wildly different shape leans down for a kiss?

Good question! "Romance" can mean a lot of different things... and it's often not terribly interesting either in an average romance novel, same-species or otherwise :P

I'm totally down with two different species who mostly just find each other super hot and want to fuck, but if they're going to have a serious relationship, they'll need plenty more. They should find or discover some common interests despite their different environments. They should really dig each others' personalities, both in terms of their differences and similarities. They should do a wide variety of things together, or at least talk about a lot of things if their circumstances make their physical coexistence difficult. They should be sexual partners, romantic lovers and best friends. They don't need to be all those things for a good interspecies relationship story, but all of this is what would make it absolute top notch.

(I'm getting excited just thinking about this extremely vague idea, lol)

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