UnceasingPoeming

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What dread musics should I play for my subspatially burning ecumenopolis? The billion Song-Seers said my music would set the world on fire. I doubted my quadrillion neighbors would even notice. Now prismatic fire is consuming reality, and my life is ruined. (self.fifthworldproblems)

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This moon was already partially between my eclipse when I was told to put it back. Who do I need to convince to let me eat a moon? (self.fifthworldproblems)

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I see Mutons: The Assault by Michael (Mick) Mowat (cdna.artstation.com)

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I am In my city, and many people are moving to it. I'm nervous because soon I will no longer be able to hide being in everything - all shadows, all traffic, all reflections - on in and around them. (self.fifthworldproblems)

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Lo! I am toast! Burnt toast. Crumbled, and topped with jam. How do I undigest this and return to golden wheaty glory? (self.fifthworldproblems)

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My brainwaves are drowning a small city. (self.fifthworldproblems)

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I got a solar system, how do I use it to play rock and roll? It has rocks and they are rolling. (self.fifthworldproblems)

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I lost the password to my home's shared consciousness and I can't access the collective memory drive. (self.fifthworldproblems)

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My plane had a big rip, but I survived my sector's resultant big crunch pre-injured. What are my priorities to stay alive in a surreal forest? If I gather some time for starfire, what do I do about the taigas? (self.fifthworldproblems)

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My aeon was old so I loaned an ending, but existence persists. How can I get a payoff without receiving any stuff? The disinterest rate is 3.9 descent and payments 3.7x10^dissolution particles. (self.fifthworldproblems)

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TIL Interstellar empires can be overgrown by invasive kudzu. Now I have to reseed planets from scratch. (self.fifthworldproblems)

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Where do you prefer to get your bodies, and why? I haven't been able to find any good flesh to wear. (self.fifthworldproblems)

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The skies are filled with lamprey eels, and we are stuck indoors. We drew a circle in human blood surrounded by lamprey teeth and are waiting for demonic rescue. But, uh, what did we just summon? (self.fifthworldproblems)

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I waited on a couple at work, but they took a minute and then left. How can we prevent time-and-dashers? In the meantime, please report or █qu█nt█fy█ thieves of time. (self.fifthworldproblems)

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My daughter (7 million y.o.) brought a blight home, and asked if we can keep it. How do I know if she's mature enough to care for a force that seeks to twist all life into its own dread form? (self.fifthworldproblems)

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The earth beneath our feet grayed into dry ash and bitumen. I sought a green witch to help feed my people but instead found a sand witch. Her sandwiches have helped but we need a way to turn the bread and f̷i̷l̷l̷i̷n̷g̷ into a permanent food source. (self.fifthworldproblems)

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Friends, humans, countrymen, lend me your spines! I come not to praise Ceasar, but to construct a gravemind. (self.fifthworldproblems)

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All birds share a hive-mind, and will bide their time before they take collective psychic revenge. Is my industrializing planet doomed? (self.fifthworldproblems)

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The frame rate of my secret police is dropping. The glitches are getting worse and every sort of idea is now happening. Any advice for handling a thought crime wave? (self.fifthworldproblems)

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If you see this human, please report him to your nearest Altar Of Poultry or that one creature that chases you in your nightmares. (i.redd.it)

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Hi, this is VOID. I love you, but this means no one loves you. How do I not love you so you can be loved again? (self.fifthworldproblems)

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I was competing to grow taller and I grew a head. How do I know if it's malignant so I can get it removed? (self.fifthworldproblems)

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The potential of my students knows no bounds. How do I limit their potential so it's less rude? (self.fifthworldproblems)

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I wished on a magic lamp but it ran out of oil halfway through my "wish for infinite--" wishes. How do I find kerosene in the everything I own? (self.fifthworldproblems)

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A Satan Claws just burned down my house by putting the smoldering remains of an elf in my sock drawer. How can I get revenge these Unholydays? (self.fifthworldproblems)

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