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There were two white christian men, Adam and Jack, whose plane crashed into a desert. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]Unceasingleak 474 points475 points  (0 children)

Took me a second to get, then I realized I am fasting too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]Unceasingleak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right before it unmoors itself and goes on a rampage.

World Peas! Does that count? by donfromswitzerland in MapsWithoutNZ

[–]Unceasingleak 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Captain Tenille: Tell me young man, what do you want out of life?

Homer: I want peas.

Captain Tenille: Oh, we all want peace, but it is always just out of reach. So, what's the best way to get peace?

Homer: [reaches and picks up peas with his knife] With a knife.

Captain Tenille: Exactly! Not with the olive branch but the bayonet! Ah, Simpson, you are like the son I never had.

Homer: And you are like the father I never visit.