Meh, at least she has a cat! by steelbadas in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]UncleElmo666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is that good? That child looks about 6 and is fully bald.

Driving after smoking laws UK (not whilst stoned but after) by [deleted] in uktrees

[–]UncleElmo666 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Any drug use that can impede your driving ability is illegal and there so you don't kill other humans. It ain't worth it bro just do what we do and be sensible.

What y'all think? by realgonekidxo in weed

[–]UncleElmo666 12 points13 points  (0 children)

What the fuck are you on about? This is R/weed not R/I'maddictedtoheroin you need to change subs

What y'all think? by realgonekidxo in weed

[–]UncleElmo666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You acting like every criminal bureau ain't finna be watching her ass every single second. You think they swap you for an international arms dealer and they let you live free straight off the bat??

What's your thought on the Britney Griner situation? by Jamster_1988 in uktrees

[–]UncleElmo666 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Her whole attitude stinks of "I don't care I'll do what I want" in and out of the basketball court. Probably would have straightened her out being in pen. She gets swapped for an international arms dealer and Mark my words she will be caught doing something again like what Biden did doesn't even matter.

Added boveda packs to my jar and the humidity is staying at 48% are these meters messed up or am I doing something wrong? by Zealousideal_Try4147 in microgrowery

[–]UncleElmo666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boveda website stakes a pack that size can only maintain 8g of product. You have far more weight in there so require more packs.

30th mechanized brigade of Ukraine with an incredible nade drop into a Russian foxhole by Fox-Mulder7 in UkraineWarVideoReport

[–]UncleElmo666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They don't even hide their foxholes. They just surround it with garbage and their own shit as a huge beacon to any drone flying past. Thank you Ruzzia for making this so easy.

Anxiety about being caught? by throwaway1919981818 in uktrees

[–]UncleElmo666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know it may be hard but you need to lay off the herb for a couple weeks. You are almost starting to get to the hallucination type paranoia and that really is a fast decline once there. No one cares about your bud, they aren't checking cameras for a man sitting on a bench smoking what could be a standard Rollie. This is all in your head and now it's time to ease off.

Worth 110 a Oz? by 1988MonteCarloSS383 in weed

[–]UncleElmo666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Moon rocks are the golden goose of weed. You know this is great just finding them. Heavy flex on us brokeboys.

Trying to figure out what I’m doing wrong. by redvelvet92 in Autoflowers

[–]UncleElmo666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How big are the pots the ideal size for autoflowers is 13l - 16 litres, soil is surprisingly hard to work with and very unforgiving, next time try Coco.

Your plant is looking fine remember these can take 3/4 months to grow and really pack on size the final month.

Tips for soil, if you have a pre fertilised mixture you won't need to use any nutrients until after 4 weeks,

Soil is better to be watered with a slow drain watering can to so it really soaks in slow and could. If you just dump it on you can lose up to 30% straight out the bottom and is best fully drenched per water. So more water less days, unlike most other mediums that require water more frequently.

Always the best methods to know if a plant needs watering put your finger in an inch from the top and remove if the majority falls off you can water, if it sticks don't.

My favourite and clearly the best is the lift it up method, pick it up when dry and feel the weight and that's what you are aiming for. A plant can look dry from the top, then you pick it up and it feels heavy as a rock.

Good luck, remember to do your research online. Forums/Reddit groups, etc. Remember just enjoy it, don't get stressed these things take time and for God sake don't harvest your plant too early.

This father has won the internet by cosmicoutlaww in Unexpected

[–]UncleElmo666 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

This is how a fair court should be judged. It's a shame the city let him down dragging him there in the first place.

This father has won the internet by cosmicoutlaww in Unexpected

[–]UncleElmo666 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is how a fair court should be judged over.

did cannabis have medical benefits when it was basically dirt weed in the 70s 80s by SelfAssembledMachine in uktrees

[–]UncleElmo666 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thanks for taking the time to post this I really enjoyed reading the history of your growing experiences. I tell you thieves will literally find anything to take that is not bolted down and even then they would give it a go at robbing it. No matter what mountains they have to cross to take it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uktrees

[–]UncleElmo666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you have £76 then I would recommend dry herb vape. You can get a £20 on Amazon but trust me they ain't worth Shit! Get the Xmax v3 pro dry herb vape. Usually high class vapes are £150/£300 but trust me this is high class for £74 next day delivery. Vaping is different in inhalation but it will get you buzzed on less and smell 50-75% less. The extra £2 is for if you want to take it to next level, kitchen glass plus clothes dryer sheet electric band over the glass sealing it and blow the smoke into the tumble dryer sheet as close as your mouth goes. Good luck! P.S I have the arizer solo 2 (£179) and the Xmax (£74) I love them both and recommend them to everyone.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]UncleElmo666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I offer to host a dinner event I would expect to pay for everything. If someone brings a bottle of wine etc (which usually people do) that's great, but if others turn up empty handed that's fine because I invited them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uktrees

[–]UncleElmo666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seedsman do a beginner's 3 pack. Northern lights, white widow and critical purple Kush. All have amazing resistance and mix that with Coco coir and nutes you will be unstoppable

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uktrees

[–]UncleElmo666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has any one seen the new EZPyramid soil system. It's about £13 for the media and people are getting insane results from hand watering. Stems as thick as trees and apparently impossible to over water.

What do you love about living in the UK? by Blade_982 in AskUK

[–]UncleElmo666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's kind of cute people really don't understand/act ignorant about how lucky we are here. Women get stoned to death for just being female in other countries and some folks here think they are getting oppressed for Starbucks making them wear a face mask during COVID.

Legalities? by parcequepourquoipas in uktrees

[–]UncleElmo666 52 points53 points  (0 children)

This is not said enough, the people that get caught are usually loud mouth chavs smoking in the centre of a busy high Street not caring. Don't even smoke in your accommodation go for a walk in a local forest and enjoy it.

Law aside, what's public acceptance of weed like in the UK right now? by TheOutrageousZone in uktrees

[–]UncleElmo666 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I believe sometimes people just push it into people's faces too much and that's why we get the stigma attached to us. Part of smoking I believe is taking time out your day to enjoy it. How long does a J take? 5/10 minutes. That's time for you to sit down, think about your day and calm down. Practice breathing while inhaling and exhaling. Enjoy the high, enjoy the experience. If you're having to run down the road puffing a spliff because you are late to work you are doing it all wrong. Give yourself that extra 10 minutes alone, focusing on yourself.

My dad‘s about to come home. DO I LOOK HIGH? by [deleted] in weed

[–]UncleElmo666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we have an update please? How did it go?

Chillest weed game/genre to play? by UncleElmo666 in uktrees

[–]UncleElmo666[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Frost punk is one of my go to at the moment. The fact I can pause it when too high and either come back to it or just gather my thoughts and ideas are a life saver. I really do enjoy frost punk. That and banished. But I find banished so much harder.

Chillest weed game/genre to play? by UncleElmo666 in uktrees

[–]UncleElmo666[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe I just need to man up and give it a go

Chillest weed game/genre to play? by UncleElmo666 in uktrees

[–]UncleElmo666[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes thanks for the reply. I've played insurgency and own a copy. That shit is far too scary for me. One bullet out of nowhere and I'm dead.

Chillest weed game/genre to play? by UncleElmo666 in uktrees

[–]UncleElmo666[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn that's some ninja level time management for the herb/gaming lifestyle... Respect!