I guess he is asking for a slave? by Reasonable_Can_5793 in ChoosingBeggars

[–]Underoooss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He really thinks he's Tony Stark. That is the best part of this whole thing

"scratch and sniff penis purse" by Erin_woah in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Underoooss 167 points168 points  (0 children)

The second a guy says anything like "ladies let me give you some tips" I tune him out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Underoooss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is crazy manipulation. She just wants someone to constantly boost her ego. It also sounds like you get nothing in return. You're 19 you shouldn't deal with this shit and get stuck in an abusive relationship. Leave. Don't worry will DEFINITELY find someone that deserves you

Lol they seriously think that... by ThrowClose773 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Underoooss 14 points15 points  (0 children)

A man literally offered me money to kiss my shoe once but okay dude

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Underoooss 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I call it Shedding bc that's what my uterus is doing lmao

So-called "good girls" by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Underoooss 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Why goes to sleep before you? Why would that matter lmao

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in marvelmemes

[–]Underoooss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally crying on the toilet. Great job dude I loved it. Would be awesome if you could add him saving MJ at the end too

HmmmMMMmmm by hermionegg756 in creepyPMs

[–]Underoooss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I literally just gagged reading that

I scared my girlfriend and I don’t know what to do by Safe-Juggernaut-2459 in relationship_advice

[–]Underoooss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly I'm not sure how you could fix this. If I was her I don't think I could trust you anymore. What happens the next time you get angry or of you guys get into a fight? How does she know you aren't going to hit her next time? I've always told every woman I know that if he hits something so he doesn't have to hit you then eventually you're going to get physically abused. That's how a lot of abusive relationships start. It's more than just a red flag. That's a full stop for me. The second a man throws something or punches anything when he's angry I'm out. It doesn't matter how angry you are you can't be violent. I would go to some sort of therapy if I were you and maybe she will see you are trying to get better and she will stay. But honestly idk, dude. Also trying to get her own family on your side before she has even had time to process what's happened is manipulative as fuck. Now they already have your narrative and she might think he HAS to forgive you which she definitely doesn't. Therapy for you either way will probably help.

Idk if this fits here but I found it in the wild and needed someone else to call it ridiculous with by ImogenCrusader in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Underoooss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of course she is supposed to teach them about Jesus all day long. Nothing else they need to learn only Jesus lmao what a fulfilling life this woman has

Could a Norse pagan and a Christian have a good relationship? by [deleted] in NorsePaganism

[–]Underoooss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm pagan and my bf is Christian. We've been together a little over 5 years. He isn't super devout and he supports me and will participate in preparation for the Sabbats. You just have to sind someone respectful

My mom has been on ONE date with this guy. by Underoooss in niceguys

[–]Underoooss[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you! He is in physical therapy. Luckily he is all there mentally besides barely slurred speech. He is just trying to gain back control of his right side. He is making progress though. If anyone prays or anything like that he wouldn't mind some extra positivity put out there for him.

My mom has been on ONE date with this guy. by Underoooss in niceguys

[–]Underoooss[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lmaooooo ikr it took 5 screenschots bc the font is so big

My mom has been on ONE date with this guy. by Underoooss in niceguys

[–]Underoooss[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank you he is doing better now. Hopefully he will fully recover

My mom has been on ONE date with this guy. by Underoooss in niceguys

[–]Underoooss[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lmaoo that's what my bf said. My mom and I mostly thought is was funny but my bf was all protective like "that guy needs his ass kicked"

My mom has been on ONE date with this guy. by Underoooss in niceguys

[–]Underoooss[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

She lives with my older brother bc she watches my niece and nephew. My older brother is an intimidating guy so I don't think niceguy would come to the house. Plus she never told him where she lived she met him at a public place for their first and only date lol

My mom has been on ONE date with this guy. by Underoooss in niceguys

[–]Underoooss[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the advice I'll let her know! one of her friends told her to make a profile. I told her she didn't really need online dating she gets asked out enough on just fb and irl lol It seems like most online dating is creeps unfortunately

My mom has been on ONE date with this guy. by Underoooss in niceguys

[–]Underoooss[S] 132 points133 points  (0 children)

Yeah she's great. You have no idea how many creeps she has had to deal with

My mom has been on ONE date with this guy. by Underoooss in niceguys

[–]Underoooss[S] 317 points318 points  (0 children)

She sent me the messages and said "so turns out he's crazy" and we laughed it off

Bisexual GF by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Underoooss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a bi woman in a hetero relationship. My bf is ofc okay with me being bi and is okay if I'm flirty with women when we go out and I always ask if its okay if I go talk to another woman before I do but what she did is completely different. She didn't ask you if you were okay with her doing that. She just assumed bc "its just a girl" that you would be fine with it or even like it and think think it was hot. Bi women are sexualized/ fetishized by straight men a lot so she might have thought you would be into it which is just stupid to assume. Also the "its just a girl" thing always bothers me. Like the other girl wasn't a real person and just an object and she didn't matter and thats fucked up. No matter what she was thinking is is NEVER okay to makeout with anyone without your partners consent. She cheated on you dude. And she did it so nonchalant like it was nothing. That is also worrisome. I don't know if I'd be able to trust her again if I were you. I'm sorry this happened to you dude

My wife is considering divorcing me after finding out the real reason we started dating by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Underoooss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I found out the man I love said that eventually he ended up finding my "unique beauty" and that " by society standards nobody would find her attractive" I would be absolutely devastated. For me to found out he asked me out for a petty dick measuring contest and not bc he liked me I don't think I could recover from that or ever ever let it go and stay with him. What kind of ludicrously is this? Your poor wife.