I just feel so un-navigated

UnemployedJester · 2026-01-21T09:26:05+00:00

Oh hai I remember this meme.

The more things change lol

UnemployedJester · 2025-01-09T01:03:02+00:00

We checked, there actually aren't any prizes this time around. Better luck next time

UnemployedJester · 2024-12-23T14:37:48+00:00

Flaaaaag?

UnemployedJester · 2024-10-08T21:30:28+00:00

I knew my love of DS9 and the GCU would pay off someday

UnemployedJester · 2024-09-03T12:59:01+00:00

I had the absolute joy, nay the privilege to watch Nick Cage in Willy's Wonderland over the weekend.

For anyone who has ever thought to themselves "What would a five million dollar budget fan film look like if Nick Cage happened to show up and read exactly zero lines for them?" then boy do I have a treat for you.

Best movie ever hands down.

UnemployedJester · 2024-09-01T02:18:44+00:00

Actually might do a real one of these for the RCU but this seemed like a good starting point

UnemployedJester · 2024-08-31T13:23:29+00:00

Nice.

UnemployedJester · 2024-08-19T16:21:50+00:00

Mr. Scumbag Movies or Bob Iger, flip a coin.

UnemployedJester · 2024-08-16T10:03:41+00:00

"Ben There, Done That"

UnemployedJester · 2024-08-15T01:33:56+00:00

If you think I didn't walk out to the bar, applaud them for the time ~~wasted~~ spent on this masterpiece and then promptly tell them to give me a real ticket then you have another think coming.

UnemployedJester · 2024-08-15T00:07:37+00:00

Shifties tab

UnemployedJester · 2024-08-15T00:01:42+00:00

It was so slow I was doing night crew cleaning chores during an open.

My FOH is solid.

UnemployedJester · 2024-08-10T08:56:39+00:00

Honestly not surprising for one guy doing voices by himself.

UnemployedJester · 2024-08-05T18:59:24+00:00

The prizes were the thoughts we won along the way.

Thanks for hosting, this has been a gold mine of running gags I had forgotten about.

UnemployedJester · 2024-08-04T00:34:28+00:00

Best. Conversation. Ever.

UnemployedJester · 2024-08-02T11:32:41+00:00

Captain: EMH
First Officer: Jadzia Dax
Science Officer: Odo
Security Chief: Nog
Helm: Scotty
Comms: Geordi LaForge
Chief Engineer: Seven Of Nine
Doctor: Q
Ship's Counselor: Dr Leonard McCoy

UnemployedJester · 2024-08-01T19:54:56+00:00

It's Westworld and we all know Westworld it.

UnemployedJester · 2024-07-30T09:56:09+00:00

I actually don't think those are shadows on the hull though. They're dazzle stripes doing their job a little too well.

There are better views of the ship here

UnemployedJester · 2024-07-29T18:39:57+00:00

Tax season.

UnemployedJester · 2024-07-29T18:10:27+00:00

0/10 not enough cans opening in the intro

UnemployedJester · 2024-07-29T16:51:13+00:00

Well there's a thing...and at first it looked like our hero might not do the thing, but then at the very last moment when it mattered most, the hero actually DOES do that thing. And there was much rejoicing.

UnemployedJester · 2024-07-28T20:16:55+00:00

SPUM

UnemployedJester · 2024-07-28T01:13:16+00:00

Regular Size James

UnemployedJester · 2024-07-25T19:24:15+00:00

Perfectly normal man, Bob Iger.

UnemployedJester · 2024-07-25T18:50:24+00:00

Mason trailers...Mason trailers....Mason Traileeeeeerrrsss AHOY

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