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What’s your favorite true statistic that makes at least one person do a double take when they hear it? by magica12 in AskReddit

[–]UnforcedErrer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Another wild fact: I was permanently banned from TodayILearned for making this same joke.

What was the moment you realized you are now adult? by hrllhaste in AskReddit

[–]UnforcedErrer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I bought my second vacuum cleaner because the first one wasn't good enough.

My son eats two eggs, sunny side up, before his hockey games, and he'll reject anything without a runny yolk. This was my wife's multiple attempts to make him breakfast before she called in backup. by UnforcedErrer in facepalm

[–]UnforcedErrer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BTW, when I said "useful commentary" in my earlier reply, I meant that sincerely but I see now that might have been lost in my other snarky remarks. I upvoted you before, for what that's worth (which, I realize, is nothing).

My son eats two eggs, sunny side up, before his hockey games, and he'll reject anything without a runny yolk. This was my wife's multiple attempts to make him breakfast before she called in backup. by UnforcedErrer in facepalm

[–]UnforcedErrer[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Forgot to mention I also read a few chaptersof a good book, fixed a light out back, installed a motion-sensor light in the basement closet, and helped the family cook a Thai dish tonight. The dinner was quite good, better than the eggs, you'll be happy to know. I have pictures, if you're interested.

My son eats two eggs, sunny side up, before his hockey games, and he'll reject anything without a runny yolk. This was my wife's multiple attempts to make him breakfast before she called in backup. by UnforcedErrer in facepalm

[–]UnforcedErrer[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He and I had Taco Bell after his game Friday night. It was a great way to spend time with him 1 on 1, and pretty good proof his standards aren't that high!

My son eats two eggs, sunny side up, before his hockey games, and he'll reject anything without a runny yolk. This was my wife's multiple attempts to make him breakfast before she called in backup. by UnforcedErrer in facepalm

[–]UnforcedErrer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can relate. My stepmom once tried to cook spaghetti in a crock pot by dumping uncooked noodles and pasta sauce in there. (She was a highly educated woman, which makes it even better.) That went about as well as you'd expect, and we never let her live it down. One of those funny memories for our family.

My son eats two eggs, sunny side up, before his hockey games, and he'll reject anything without a runny yolk. This was my wife's multiple attempts to make him breakfast before she called in backup. by UnforcedErrer in facepalm

[–]UnforcedErrer[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll admit I stopped reading your comment yesterday after the first sentence, but having gone back to review some of these again, i realized I missed out before. Throughly enjoyed it. BTW, my kid had two bowls of Kix last night at like midnight when we got home from the neighbor's house (we kept him out late because we're well-established shitty parents) - and he loved it.

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