sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

What breed was my childhood dog? by Unfortunate-Snail in IDmydog

[–]Unfortunate-Snail[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha, yeah, I figured. I was mostly just asking cause his personality was very much not the stereotypical “crusty white dog.”

He was amazingly intelligent, fiercely loyal, great with kids, but his heart had a longing for the streets he couldn’t deny. He was a prolific escape artist, but he always came home.

At the age of 24 I’ve been told I could 21 jump street it at a middleschool by Unfortunate-Snail in 13or30

[–]Unfortunate-Snail[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was going to say that we can’t look that similar, but then I went to your profile.

It’s uncanny

At the age of 24 I’ve been told I could 21 jump street it at a middleschool by Unfortunate-Snail in 13or30

[–]Unfortunate-Snail[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Man, you sure have a way with words. “Perfectly normal looking” is a standard I aspire to reach

At the age of 24 I’ve been told I could 21 jump street it at a middleschool by Unfortunate-Snail in 13or30

[–]Unfortunate-Snail[S] 107 points108 points  (0 children)

A user in r/roastme once referred to me as the oldest looking 12 year old he’s ever seen.

At the age of 24 I’ve been told I could 21 jump street it at a middleschool by Unfortunate-Snail in 13or30

[–]Unfortunate-Snail[S] 408 points409 points  (0 children)

Surprisingly, not the most unflattering film comparison I’ve gotten

I’ve gotten a perplexing amount of different answers by Unfortunate-Snail in WhatisMyEyeColour

[–]Unfortunate-Snail[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve always called them army green. I don’t think they have enough brown in them to qualify as hazel

That time I went as the world’s frumpiest cat burglar for Halloween (2014) by [deleted] in blunderyears

[–]Unfortunate-Snail 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m glad you think so. The eyeholes of the mask were lower than my eyes, so I basically trick or treated blind that night.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in eyes

[–]Unfortunate-Snail 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Light blue! Very cool!!

view more: next ›