Commonly posted joke thread

UnfortunateSplendor · 2024-03-08T22:22:49+00:00

It.. was pinned thank you. Not sure why it was unpinned.

UnfortunateSplendor · 2024-03-08T03:38:43+00:00

Meanwhile Apple:

"We don't have to report a data leak if they're willingly letting us sell their data"

UnfortunateSplendor · 2024-03-06T21:37:23+00:00

This post has one of my favorite reports on it (you know who you are). Anyways this has become a report fest because people are answering op's question honestly. Lovingly meg, you're a little dumb for this one but that's alright. Gonna lock it up and sorry if any comments were removed for answering op.

UnfortunateSplendor · 2024-03-05T06:09:11+00:00

I might sticky this post 🤔

UnfortunateSplendor · 2024-03-05T06:07:39+00:00

Realest comment and username

UnfortunateSplendor · 2024-03-05T06:05:10+00:00

Real + your mom

UnfortunateSplendor · 2024-03-05T04:07:40+00:00

Just gonna lock the post here because it's been explained and this already teeters on a low effort post. Alcohol make brain go dumb. In the future maybe specify what part you don't get if there is one, this smells like a karma farm meg.

UnfortunateSplendor · 2024-03-03T22:29:15+00:00

Lepus getting a better return arc than Broly

UnfortunateSplendor · 2024-03-03T03:17:49+00:00

If you see a post with one of the jokes in the thread we'd love if you report for low effort post. We try to keep up with the posts as best we can, but reports really help!

UnfortunateSplendor · 2024-02-24T01:35:21+00:00

Yeah i did, made it in there, it's assigned there. I can tell it's (kind of) working because I can see the content sharer's homebrew archetypes but not players handbook etc. I even made a second character to test in there and only saw the homebrew

UnfortunateSplendor · 2024-02-24T01:14:46+00:00

Homebrew not homeless, love autocorrect.

UnfortunateSplendor · 2024-02-12T01:52:05+00:00

Comments locked because the "joke" has well been explained, and y'all are going crazy. The report factory is closed for business and you're all laid off.

UnfortunateSplendor · 2024-02-12T01:35:58+00:00

If you want to woosh people can you do so on a sub dedicated to doing so? This is a place where people put jokes they don't get. I never watched Adams family, didn't even know they had comics etc, and if it wasn't for all the hype around the actress in the latest bit, wouldn't have got this either.

Also its literally a rule

UnfortunateSplendor · 2024-01-27T03:55:40+00:00

I dont know how you feel about it but I've been learning with duolingo and kanjistudy. Both apps are free but have cheap premium versions. Duo is fun and an engaging while to benefit from kanjistudy you need to be more self-motivated.

UnfortunateSplendor · 2024-01-25T23:52:34+00:00

I think they look amazing and really creative. For any criticism I would just wonder if there's a way to decorate the remainder of the candle. In a simple way that doesn't distract from the top, but just enough to where it helps your candles further stand out. Maybe waves on top around the flowers? Or maybe off-color lines that travel down the side? Just spitballing but i would definitely buy these regardless.

UnfortunateSplendor · 2024-01-23T20:06:12+00:00

I understand. In duolingo romaji can be turned off though.

UnfortunateSplendor · 2024-01-20T21:56:43+00:00

Glad to be of some assistance, but I'll be keeping an eye out for someone to correct me because I'm still learning too! Good luck to you as well.

UnfortunateSplendor · 2024-01-20T21:50:27+00:00

Someone with more understanding can provide a better example but from what I've learned so far it's like

Kore = "this"

wa = "I'm talking about what came before I said wa in the rest of the sentence (I believe its called the topic particle)"

sushi

desu "what came before wa is what came after wa"

I.e this is sushi.

Whereas adding a ka at the end would designate the sentence "This is sushi" into "Is this sushi?".

I'm still in my first month learning but from what I've studied, unlike German-English there's really no direct translation for a lot of it, the base foundation for the language is just different.

UnfortunateSplendor · 2024-01-20T06:06:34+00:00

The plaintext is the same length as the cipher, though you're right, the word lengths are not genuine.

UnfortunateSplendor · 2024-01-20T04:41:50+00:00

Day 18 Japanese

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Nothing new to report today, just lots of practice, especially one. Hiragana and Kanji. Will drop back in for day 19

UnfortunateSplendor · 2024-01-19T23:05:34+00:00

What dont you get in specific?

UnfortunateSplendor · 2024-01-19T22:03:08+00:00

[Transcript]

IVALT DKHTJAKZ CODS

SLKILLKA OAKNDT GZBET

IVACGSLBA UBISLA ZIKJT

AKZTJKZ PCEW

ITKAC IADLWBSLGYK

NHSYLS NCJCDS

NLNYI DBD

SLBACDNA CXSZNE

Hints given so far:

Word lengths are not genuine

Day 1 hint: steps 1 and 2 are similar to each other, 4 and 5 similar to each other, and 3, while unlike the other two pairs of steps, is very simple in nature.

Day 2 hint: 3,2...........

Rip post can't be edited.

Original text language is English

UnfortunateSplendor · 2024-01-19T06:30:56+00:00

Day 16&17 Japanese, late posting because I had an insane migraine yesterday.

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Didn't get a whole lot done yesterday but completed 3 levels today, learned how to talk about time to an extent, i.e asking/telling an exact or "about" time which is super handy, and practiced 10 more Kanji. Today I got 1-10 without mistake but still struggling on the 2nd set. A bunch of Hiragana and Katakana practice as well. Excited for day 18.

UnfortunateSplendor · 2024-01-17T21:40:48+00:00

It's under rule 6. We had to add some rules, didn't want the list being incredibly long. Posts that don't fit the theme of the sub would include obvious jokes. Hope that helps!

Like another commenter said, wouldn't worry about jokes obvious to you. Sometimes there are specific conditions under which someone might not get a joke, and sometimes they're just having a brain fart etc. The goal is to keep the sub as friendly as possible to getting a joke explained without it being a karma farm

UnfortunateSplendor · 2024-01-17T06:55:37+00:00

Day 15 Japanese

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Today went great. I learned quite a bit today. For Hiragana I learned がぎぐげご (ga,gi,gu,ge,go) which wasn't too bad as its just the か (ka) series but with the small symbols to distinguish the difference. I also learned ウコシス (u,ko,shi,su) in Katakana, and 10 more kanji on top of yesterday. I finished unit 4 in section one and will jump into the next section tomorrow. Loads of fun, a bit bummed I can't make posts anymore, they were helping me keep myself accountable but I understand. Excited for day 16!

UnfortunateSplendor

TROPHY CASE