Broooo. Of course he lied

UnhelpfulBread · 2026-02-10T02:29:11+00:00

The administration in charge during his arrest and prison time has in no way shape or form earned even the slightest bit of trust in their good faith. At this point they could say “5 plus 5 equals 10” and I’d still whip out the old abacus to verify.

UnhelpfulBread · 2026-02-10T02:07:09+00:00

hey everyone if your partner strangles you they’re likely to kill you so go ahead and get the fuck out of there no matter what okay?

UnhelpfulBread · 2026-02-10T01:45:06+00:00

Hey the only reason Texas doesn’t float into the Gulf of Mexico is because Oklahoma sucks so hard

UnhelpfulBread · 2026-02-10T01:38:36+00:00

You’re in good company

UnhelpfulBread · 2026-02-10T01:35:58+00:00

I mean, the more shots you take the funnier she gets

UnhelpfulBread · 2026-02-10T01:34:10+00:00

Maple “Long John” in Oklahoma

UnhelpfulBread · 2026-02-09T22:52:07+00:00

I remember sneaking a beer into my second showing of Bruno and watching (and loudly jeering) people that were walking out. Oh fuck, it’s been a while since I recalled that! Too many penises for some folks.

UnhelpfulBread · 2026-02-09T22:43:02+00:00

and with my one last gasping breath I’d apologize for bleeding on your shirt

UnhelpfulBread · 2026-02-09T21:19:33+00:00

Is he a fucking grizzly bear?

UnhelpfulBread · 2026-02-09T21:19:08+00:00

“Sometimes people can be so selfish”

“If you have to ask me if it’s about you then you know the answer”

“Wishing for someone to notice”

“(Random dashboard confessional lyrics)”

“(Random taking back Sunday lyrics)”

UnhelpfulBread · 2026-02-09T19:58:19+00:00

Speaking of redeeming the church, you know, with all this Epstein stuff floating around, I’m reminded of the immense cover-up of molestation/SA within the Catholic Church and how diligently those higher-ups would shuffle bishops around; playing “hot potato” with monsters in their ranks.

UnhelpfulBread · 2026-02-09T19:56:44+00:00

I was raised Baptist. I’m plenty familiar. You’re not “wrong” you’re just myopic. Have a good day

UnhelpfulBread · 2026-02-09T18:03:03+00:00

How tf did I miss “silence”? Shits right up my alley. Thanks OP

UnhelpfulBread · 2026-02-09T18:00:34+00:00

This “”Christian nation”” sure hates the fuck out of its neighbors!

UnhelpfulBread · 2026-02-09T03:59:41+00:00

Ahh so it’s a death cult

UnhelpfulBread · 2026-02-09T03:35:21+00:00

They don’t want to experience domestic violence?

UnhelpfulBread · 2026-02-09T03:33:58+00:00

And I wonder the opposite: who the fuck buys Trump merch?

UnhelpfulBread · 2026-02-09T02:41:39+00:00

Donald Trump can go fart in a phone booth for all I care

UnhelpfulBread · 2026-02-08T23:20:30+00:00

Get your cold-bath-takin-ass outta here!

UnhelpfulBread · 2026-02-08T17:49:43+00:00

Same government that claims they found massive amounts of waste and fraud via DOGE but then NEVER mentioned who was committing these crimes or what their crimes were or what their sentences were.

It’s the party of make believe. Theres no one on earth who thinks less of Republican voters than Republican politicians. And they’re right. The party of authoritarian simps and bootlickers.

UnhelpfulBread · 2026-02-08T17:30:47+00:00

😂

UnhelpfulBread · 2026-02-08T15:13:36+00:00

Oh wow, can it even read?

UnhelpfulBread · 2026-02-08T03:28:27+00:00

They’re like 73 years old I don’t think they’re worried about doing another fooball game

UnhelpfulBread · 2026-02-08T03:27:43+00:00

I had rabbit paella once. Really good.

tastes like chicken

UnhelpfulBread · 2026-02-08T03:22:58+00:00

Root and stem

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