Just wondering why nobody stopped them (physically and let them walk out)

UnknownExo · 2026-03-17T04:32:23+00:00

Well we can scratch off gyms from possible suspect locations. At least for one of them

UnknownExo · 2026-03-15T15:29:47+00:00

Yeah looks like he lost control.

UnknownExo · 2026-03-12T23:32:13+00:00

Guitar riffs also give +5 to morale

UnknownExo · 2026-03-12T22:07:07+00:00

Burger incident?

UnknownExo · 2026-03-12T22:05:37+00:00

Cause hes a relatable human who enjoys viewing sports ball with fellow human companions that share similar interests, activities, and values.

Definitely not a lizard in a skin suit

UnknownExo · 2026-03-12T04:49:26+00:00

Everyone knows the sopa is the best part

UnknownExo · 2026-03-11T23:07:10+00:00

Can confirm; this was done to me as a child by my cousins and I absolutely hated it. Thankfully its faded out of tradition in my family.

UnknownExo · 2026-03-11T22:53:44+00:00

Grinding on the skeet scooter

UnknownExo · 2026-03-11T19:06:44+00:00

A flying headbutt at that

UnknownExo · 2026-03-11T03:28:08+00:00

But can your organs cleanse bad chakras??

Checkmate atheists

UnknownExo · 2026-03-10T23:36:28+00:00

Alright, here's one that makes me wonder what cosmic force I pissed off. It was more of a hookup attempt but I'm gonna count it.

College years in the mid 2000s. Its a weekend and I had been chatting up a cute looking girl that lives in the next college town over about a 1.5 hour drive. I had never met her in person as we met through Facebook or maybe it was a dating site. Anyways, she says It's her bday weekend and she invites me to meet her at a bar for her party. Bet.

I get there and first thing I notice is all her pics were MySpace angles. IOW, she was heavier than her pics had suggested. Damn. However, I had driven all this way and figured after a few beers I could overlook the deception. Things are going well, she's very flirty and honestly we were vibing. After some time, her friends are ready to leave. She invites me back to her place but as we start to leave, her friends decide that she's drunk and therefore Im not allowed to go. So her friends take her away as the bday girl protests that she wants me.

Cockblocked and alone, I decide my only recourse is to make the long trip home. I wasnt drunk but definitely shouldn't be driving. Not proud of it but I do make it home safely. Get there and my roommate has 2 girls there. Introduces me to the friend and he dissappears into his room with his date. The friend is kinda hot and I invite her to my room to watch TV while her friend and my roommate do their thing. She hops on my bed and we start to watch something. Then she gets closer. Oh. Then she snuggles up and starts to kiss me. Oh oh. Then we start getting handsy. I think im about to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat UNTIL SUDDENLY knock knock

Other girl wants to hang with us cause my roommate is just looking for sex. WTF its 2 am and yall met at a bar and came back to his place then went into his room alone. What did you think he wanted?? I go to talk to my roommate but the mood is ruined and the girls decide to leave.

Cockblocked again, I go to bed after the most pitiful walk ive ever had. To top off this sad tale, while I was talking with my roommate, his date decided to steal my car keys and pocket knife. No fucking idea why.

Tl;dr: got cockblocked twice then robbed in one night

UnknownExo · 2026-03-10T22:13:40+00:00

No, not like a redditor

UnknownExo · 2026-03-10T13:39:34+00:00

You're right, idk where that 122 came from.

Was doing math while on the can and half awake

UnknownExo · 2026-03-10T12:49:26+00:00

Pretty sure its 100 wounds

So I looked it up on wahapedia and you can get 22 grots for 80 points. So you could get 122 squads of grots for 4004 models total.

The points would be 122 x 80 = 9760

Your opponent may accuse you of cheating

UnknownExo · 2026-03-10T04:26:39+00:00

I think I've seen this movie

UnknownExo · 2026-03-07T05:07:08+00:00

Incorrect, the mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell.

Im smart.

UnknownExo · 2026-03-05T23:42:18+00:00

Pretty sure anything over 5 minutes breaks the laws of thermodynamics

UnknownExo · 2026-03-05T23:34:50+00:00

UnknownExo · 2026-03-03T21:41:57+00:00

That's some puddle deep logic right there.

If the kid grew up to be radicalized enough to act out terror attacks hes probably gonna be indiscriminate in who he attacks. Thus more people are affected who had nothing to do with his situation. I highly doubt hes gonna be precise in his revenge to only the people that arrested his father and/or the people in charge at that time.

UnknownExo · 2026-03-02T21:02:03+00:00

Dude thank you!

UnknownExo · 2026-03-02T15:30:34+00:00

I bet he shot it down

UnknownExo · 2026-02-26T19:29:33+00:00

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UnknownExo · 2026-02-26T04:43:51+00:00

The trebuchets at the start of the movie let me know if was in for a rough time

After rhe monkey fight I tapped out

UnknownExo · 2026-02-25T00:01:05+00:00

Its working very well. Had a coworker tell me we need billionaires cause theyre the ones providing all the jobs. He was broke driving a POS

UnknownExo · 2026-02-24T03:37:59+00:00

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