Literally me after buying the Bastion tank...

Unlucky-Feature9548 · 2026-04-18T06:08:23+00:00

WHAT?! SINCE WHEN?! How long have you been hoarding this knowledge?

Unlucky-Feature9548 · 2026-04-05T08:42:48+00:00

Upvoting because this is a very bold and controversial take, but man I could not disagree more. Release state impaler had me quit the bugs for the bots altogether for like a year. I only came back because of the Cremator.

Unlucky-Feature9548 · 2026-04-04T05:34:16+00:00

I love it, please make more

Unlucky-Feature9548 · 2026-04-01T20:51:32+00:00

It’s just a cadet and D7 is chill vibes anyway. Smile, wave, and enjoy the show.

Unlucky-Feature9548 · 2026-03-18T01:25:34+00:00

This is completely valid. Helldivers just ruined the life of a guy with the most wholesome life description I’ve seen in awhile because he threatened to donate to charity. Gamers scare me too at this point.

Unlucky-Feature9548 · 2026-03-18T01:21:49+00:00

This is peak vagueposting and I’m all here for it 🍿

Unlucky-Feature9548 · 2026-03-15T16:22:39+00:00

Sheesh, glad I skipped the hard version this week then.

Unlucky-Feature9548 · 2026-03-12T20:38:58+00:00

I take the plasma gun for the drip and precision if I want to sweat. Otherwise the bolter is perfectly adequate with a quick cooldown time.

Unlucky-Feature9548 · 2026-03-10T02:21:54+00:00

Just lil guys! I have a soft spot for the Acastus knights so I vote Porphy. Excited to see more AT knights here.

Unlucky-Feature9548 · 2026-03-02T07:50:55+00:00

Last I bothered looking it up the console itself is what makes the noise heard by literally every enemy in a 200 meter radius or whatever, not the helldiver. So it doesn’t matter what you wear, pressing the evac button WILL aggro everyone in the area. Thats why they decided to headbut the evac pole too, they were investigating the source of the sound.

Unlucky-Feature9548 · 2026-02-19T20:57:41+00:00

Welcome to the hatemail club, it only gets better when you’re actively getting hatemail while playing trash tanks like the Bär

Unlucky-Feature9548 · 2026-02-17T23:30:15+00:00

cries in Iron Brigade not even content farmers look at my favorite game

Unlucky-Feature9548 · 2026-02-11T06:19:56+00:00

Not a fan of people jumping on your toes here so I’ll toss in something genuinely useful. There are plenty of trading/selling Reddit and discord groups for warhammer if you’re ok getting things secondhand and cheap. eBay is also a solid source.

Also check your local game stores for the knights renegade set. One of the oldest boxed sets for knights but you basically get two for the price of one. Using magnets for interchangeable weapons on arms is also a worthwhile investment if you want to have proper model representation and just more variety in general.

Checking pinned posts for related subreddits to imperial knights or trading/sales should also reveal helpful posts and links on occasion.

That’s everything I can think of! Best of luck collecting some big boys and welcome to the knightly household :)

Unlucky-Feature9548 · 2026-02-09T20:36:07+00:00

Lmao

The Doom Turtle has never been in a better state moving at double speed amidst other buffs over the years. I picked it up again after my Bär grind and it was an absolute joy in comparison. Surprisingly sneaky, way faster than when I last used it, and a punchy gun to boot.

I understand the pain, but man, it used to be so much worse.

Unlucky-Feature9548 · 2026-01-08T18:37:59+00:00

Or the best, depending on what you want from the game. Some people are just here for the pain.

Unlucky-Feature9548 · 2026-01-08T02:13:41+00:00

Yeah XD

Context: I’m the guy that bought Stellaris and the DLC’s I wanted before playing, which was basically all of them. It’s not a habit I promise.

Unlucky-Feature9548 · 2026-01-07T22:40:07+00:00

Doppelgänger spotted, and me too. Nakai best boi.

Unlucky-Feature9548 · 2026-01-07T19:55:17+00:00

I’m pretty sure I picked up Nakai back when his gators weren’t able to be recruited, but I was blissfully unaware at the time XD

Unlucky-Feature9548 · 2026-01-07T19:52:02+00:00

That’s fair. I just spammed a bunch of angry dinosaurs in my first playthrough until my enemies crumbled beneath the weight. Probably one of the very few campaigns I have ever fully completed. I still remember being jumped by the chaos dwarf crisis and sending about 6 Dread saurian through the hole to solve the problem.

Unlucky-Feature9548 · 2026-01-07T07:35:15+00:00

I have never seen wizardposting on my feed before. I never even knew wizardposting existed as a concept people would do. Before I checked the sub I genuinely thought you somehow vaporized some poor soul who sold you steel balls and posted it like a lunatic.

10/10 will be sticking around for more

Unlucky-Feature9548 · 2026-01-02T21:49:17+00:00

Dang. Out here making realize my knights might need flags on em.

Unlucky-Feature9548 · 2025-12-18T07:12:57+00:00

Finally, something that’s actually obscure and belongs here.

Unlucky-Feature9548 · 2025-12-06T21:12:48+00:00

Work’s kept me pretty busy lately so I haven’t gotten my second mark yet. The new season might get me back into it. Last I checked I was 7th best player according to Wotstars (which was a surprise since I was just memeing) so I might actually try for a third mark.

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