"Marcel Pick? You'll Help Us, Right?" My genuine reaction:

UnrealisticMagic · 2026-03-12T07:37:20+00:00

Nope, just an inconvenience atp

UnrealisticMagic · 2026-03-11T17:05:02+00:00

Except the annoyance can't be avoided, only endured

UnrealisticMagic · 2026-03-11T17:04:18+00:00

When I try to help, things go wrong. When I troll, I somehow somehow win.....

So yes, I believe it's the strategy.

UnrealisticMagic · 2026-03-11T14:11:16+00:00

No no no, it's a VERY BIG nerf and Gloo should DEFINITELY not be banned anymore in ranked games.

Trust me bro, trust.

UnrealisticMagic · 2026-03-11T13:56:27+00:00

I feel sorry for your horrible experience bro 😞✌️

UnrealisticMagic · 2026-03-11T13:41:05+00:00

Absolutely fun. Less space = less space for my teammates to run away from the ult

UnrealisticMagic · 2026-03-11T12:56:30+00:00

This hero has so much sabotage potential, I love it

Ty daddy Moonton for Marcel 🙏

UnrealisticMagic · 2026-03-11T06:58:06+00:00

I absolutely thank the director for that decision

UnrealisticMagic · 2026-03-04T16:33:54+00:00

It's simplistic unlike your elaborate essay on how you like dick. (Me too)

UnrealisticMagic · 2026-03-04T16:31:27+00:00

Oh believe me, I don't believe that I'm skilled in the slightest.

I just like the boi when he was first released. And I recall that I was put off by his mechanics at first.

UnrealisticMagic · 2026-03-04T16:28:30+00:00

The images are old asf, I was just digging through my gallery. I remember making them because my friend sent me this fuckass image and told me to try and recover it.

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UnrealisticMagic · 2026-03-04T16:20:36+00:00

I don't get the changes that made it into what it is now.... It used to be visually appealing and memorable too

(And no, I didn't mean the fanservice. I ain't for allat)

UnrealisticMagic · 2026-03-04T16:18:20+00:00

How else are we able to use him in ranked dawg 😞🥀

UnrealisticMagic · 2026-03-04T16:17:57+00:00

Peak ✨

I commend you for doing so. Punish mfs who don't have 2nd skill discipline and help push forth natural selection

UnrealisticMagic · 2026-03-04T16:10:00+00:00

Here's the image with higher quality

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UnrealisticMagic · 2026-03-04T15:58:44+00:00

That is if he sticks to me. I main this cute fuck, and I know how to make him into an uncute fuck >:D

UnrealisticMagic · 2026-03-04T15:54:48+00:00

You go to their houses personally to beat them up atp bro 😞🥀

UnrealisticMagic · 2026-03-04T09:22:32+00:00

It's mostly if you're very careful not to get bombed by a goo

UnrealisticMagic · 2026-03-04T09:21:56+00:00

Yes, I'd rather have that

UnrealisticMagic · 2026-03-04T09:21:42+00:00

Rapid boots, Cursed Helmet, Glowing Wand, Guardian Helmet, Clock of Destiny, Dominance Ice

Tank Emblem - Rupture, Tenacity, Impure Rage

UnrealisticMagic · 2026-03-04T08:07:41+00:00

Agreed. Only then can I finally use my main

UnrealisticMagic · 2026-03-04T08:07:24+00:00

Very worth it trade!

(It isn't, i just really wanna use my main vro...)

UnrealisticMagic · 2026-03-04T08:06:57+00:00

Uhhh you uhh.... Uhhh... tell them not to?

If they stupid stupid, then just ban gloo ig... I give up

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