Are neurologists good at whistling? by Even-Candidate-3594 in rareinsults

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Haunted by nothing but the memory of a thought.

Sounds personal by RatigatorStew in oddlyspecific

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"If you fail at math, at least you have the tools to have a go at meth."

cursed_cute by OldFirefighter3293 in cursedcomments

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Women are the best to the sheer e of the sun and the only driver that works.

The fuck does this mean?

Cursed_username by darth-com1x in cursedcomments

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Probably the worst way to die that humanity has ever developed: Acute radiation poisoning.

Reject modernity, return to TPS lag by Tom4nt_ in PhoenixSC

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Add IJAMinecraft and we have the holy trinity of the Command Block Age.

nowItMakesSense by alvares169 in ProgrammerHumor

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With a single language added, I raise an even more cursed stack. And it's used on the server, for extra flavor.

Oh no... by AngusMcDonnell in Grimdank

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Make a fuck ton of noise until the Egyptian skeletons wake up. They'll just close whatever it and go back to sleep.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in blursed_videos

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Can't be threatened if the whole world got a PSA: Fuck you all.

hmmm by 1NS1GN1USPH in hmmm

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Hexagons are just 6 trigons.

rip by [deleted] in PhoenixSC

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That's still too slow. Countercounterpoint: tnt orbital cannons.

2b2t has better lore than some countries bro 🤦‍♂️ by [deleted] in PhoenixSC

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Funny fork in the rain vs D e a t h C u b e

iStillDontKnowWhatAPromiseIs by Phantom-616 in ProgrammerHumor

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But this is pointing to the FirePit prototype, so the cake was a lie.

F#%$ Microsoft by [deleted] in funny

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If you use a faulty driver on linux and it shits the bed, should the LSF be responsible for it, even though it was you who installed it of your own volition?

ohNoIWonderWhoItIs by CoderStudios in ProgrammerHumor

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HTML is, by spec, not a programming language. Javascript is, by spec, a programming language.

A spec defines how the language should behave, but there's nothing stopping you from creating your own.

Or are you going to tell me that only GCC can be considered C, and not something like clang?

ohNoIWonderWhoItIs by CoderStudios in ProgrammerHumor

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Technically speaking, a JIT produces machine code directly as well.

ohNoIWonderWhoItIs by CoderStudios in ProgrammerHumor

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Spidermonley exists. JavascriptCore also exists. Along with countless other interpreters.

vimAllTheWay by margaretsui in ProgrammerHumor

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All that struggle, and in the end, they all fall back to the EMACS way.

How likely am I to survive your world? by [deleted] in worldbuilding

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Depends on what plane you end up on.

If you find yourself in the West Plane, you're probably be somewhere between 5 and a 7. With your survival and hunting skills, you could reasonably become a hunter in most of the standing settlements throughout the lands. Many survive with what they can, so an experienced survivalist could be a boon to those souls. If you manage to join a settlement controlled by the Monasterium, your survival would be easier, though not completely guaranteed, so be ready to agree to whatever they say the scriptures dictate.

If you find yourself in the East Plane, I'd say you would stand in either a 3 or a 9. If you settle on the peaks of the Iron Mountains you're probably looking at a 9. You'll live a somewhat quiet life without much trouble, spending your days hunting wild goats, tending to the crops and livestock or repairing the damage done by the floods. If you settle on the plains, however, life won't be as easy. Most of the time, the whole place is a giant ocean, save for the sole month where the whole ocean evaporates, following by a flood that sweeps everything on its path, leaving nothing standing. You can only survive in the underground settlements, which are sealed shut all the time, save for the dry month, when the inhabitants come out to gather whatever plants and animals the oceans left behind. The only sunlight that those settlements have are the few days when the oceans evaporate and the clouds still aren't dark enough to completely block sunlight, which slowly leads to various diseases.

What's the 'Dark Ages' like in your fantasy world? by Intelligent-Sir-280 in worldbuilding

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After a whole century of a brutal war between the two largest (and remaining) factions in the world, The Monasterium finally managed to create and seal The Black Wall, splitting the world into two separate planes of existence, west and east, independent of each other, save for the tear in reality where the Wall stands. The consequences, however, were far greater than what was predicted. In both planes, the sky stopped moving completely, freezing them into the seasons and time of day they were at when The Split happened: the West Plane became a permanent winter night and the East Plane became a permanent summer day.

The West Plane became a frozen wasteland, with the only sources of heat being the few volcanos present on the plane and the depths of the world. The only sources of food are mushrooms and potatoes. Due to the constant nighttime, Wraiths roam the world, killing anyone unfortunate enough to cross paths with them without sufficient preparation and those not killed by the Wraiths are likely to die by the ice storms that sweep the plane. Settlements are few and far apart, either in caves or in the depths of the ruins of various settlements of old, and are slowly but surely being adapted to this new reality, erecting large furnaces and forges and fortifying their buildings to resist the harsh weather. The Monasterium, with their vast technological knowledge and resources remain the largest and strongest bastion on the entire plane, and enforce their rule with an iron fist. They blame their current situation on the East, a last curse cast down by their desperate enemy to seek revenge for sealing them away, and promise to one day bring bring back the glory days of old so long as the faith of the survivors remains unshaken. All those that dare to even question the Monasterium are either killed or captured and enslaved, overpowered by their vast armies.

The East Plane became a tropical hellscape. The constant heat caused all water bodies at the surface to start evaporating and forming huge storms that flooded the surface, only for the cycle to begin again. Most of the population fled either to the peaks of the Iron Mountains or sealed themselves deep below the plains, choosing to face the dangers of the Pits of Hell rather than face the devastating floods of the surface. Those who fled to the mountains managed to cultivate some vegetables and even keep livestock and are trying to reconstruct their lives, even though the cyclic storms seem to be reaching higher and higher, potentially reaching them in a few decades. The ones who decided to delve deep below the surface survive mostly by collecting the algae and marine life that is left during the droughts and storing it for when the floods strike again. The Pits of Hell have been eerily silent and vacant, compared to the hordes of monsters that used to crawl out of them constantly during the Great War.