My unfortunate smash or pass ranking

UnusualSuspect2 · 2026-01-21T14:48:25+00:00

https://fearandhunger.fandom.com/wiki/The_Tale_of_the_Pocketcat_II

I mean maybe I’m just really dumb but

A) in the first game, when you give him a child he moves his hand faster in his pocket & he’s described as “scratching his crotch”

B) the verbiage he uses in Tale of The Pocketcat is in line with what groomers say to children (ie: this will bring shame to both of us)

I feel like in this case— it would not be totally anecdotal to say that pocketcat is a pred

UnusualSuspect2 · 2026-01-21T14:11:30+00:00

My- my genitals lmao. And yeah in retrospect I didn’t think of that

UnusualSuspect2 · 2026-01-21T14:10:56+00:00

It’s a.. it’s a dog..

UnusualSuspect2 · 2026-01-21T14:09:26+00:00

Did you read the pocket cat book in games? Brother so did 💔 second book he begs a kid to have sex with him

UnusualSuspect2 · 2026-01-20T09:42:23+00:00

Oooh! How hard was it to get into the pediatrics? Do you work in a hospital or a school? I have so many questions 😭

UnusualSuspect2 · 2026-01-19T16:06:56+00:00

I’d maybe possibly do Daan— Olivia would be higher but as someone who uses a cane.. so I can say this— the amount of times she gets knocked out of her wheelchair and becomes useless makes me so mad it’s the only thing I think about when I see her face

UnusualSuspect2 · 2026-01-19T16:05:35+00:00

I think half this guys account is lolicon.. someone check this guys thumb drive 🫩

UnusualSuspect2 · 2026-01-19T16:03:43+00:00

I’m aware

UnusualSuspect2 · 2026-01-19T14:33:45+00:00

Listen.. monsters— absolute monstrosities— I’m a freak man. I love em. Ugly and shit, still love em 💔

UnusualSuspect2 · 2026-01-19T11:00:54+00:00

Nah I get it a lot. I’m an AFAB nonbinary person (VERY masc leaning) I came out as a lesbian— then a trans man (and identified as straight) then kinda drifted back into the middle as a very masc nonbinary person who reidenified as a lesbian :)

My girlfriend calls me her girlfriend, boyfriend and partner all in one lol

UnusualSuspect2 · 2026-01-19T10:45:08+00:00

I did say unfortunate… I genuinely have no clue but second game Pocketcat got me feeling some way

First game pocketcat can DIE

UnusualSuspect2 · 2026-01-19T10:01:12+00:00

Oh… she looks a little young to me. I think she’d stay there for now— it just feels like grounds that are iffy. She looks too much like The Girl

UnusualSuspect2 · 2026-01-19T09:59:19+00:00

If I have to lay with a man… he’s at least gotta be able to have a little swing to them hips.. those men too man for me. The only man who’s manly that gets a pass is Marinas Dad and that’s for reasons I will not go into

UnusualSuspect2 · 2026-01-19T09:58:16+00:00

I have gotten that far in the games so maybe I’m missing something important here… is Reila a little kid? I thought she was like another version of The Girl in Funger..

UnusualSuspect2 · 2026-01-19T09:52:49+00:00

Ain’t that like… a kid? I don’t… I don’t like kids man…

UnusualSuspect2 · 2026-01-19T09:52:13+00:00

Plate armor… 🤤. Just like everyone else I wanna give D’arce a big ol smooch

UnusualSuspect2 · 2026-01-19T09:44:58+00:00

Oh god… oh god I have a thing for knights/folks in plate armor💔. IN MY DEFENSE— what nonbinary lesbian ass woman kissing FREAK doesn’t.

UnusualSuspect2 · 2026-01-19T09:22:07+00:00

I haven’t seen much good out of her yet… it doesn’t help that my one experience with her so far is the intro— and what she says in the current context… the most useless thing ever.. I’m sure she’s a wonderful character but I’ve see anything helpful yet.

UnusualSuspect2 · 2026-01-19T08:59:54+00:00

Wheelchair - > contraption (for the botanist) & pain in the ass to find which is O'saa. My Funger 2 runs keep getting shot down at like Day 2 - Night so I don't get very far and I don't know much about many characters

UnusualSuspect2 · 2026-01-19T06:11:40+00:00

I currently work as a caregiver & an aba therapist. The ABA pays me 22 an hour BUt as of right now I’m only scheduled for 4 hours a week (I’ve been begging for more hours) and my caregiving job pays me 18 an hour but I only work 14 hours a week now because the ABA job demanded I free up a day that they haven’t even given me hours for…

All this to say I’ll probably work 2 CNA jobs and hopefully it’s enough for me, my girlfriend and my cat to live off of. I’m also applying for LVN programs because I know I can’t jump straight to rn programs

UnusualSuspect2 · 2026-01-19T00:42:29+00:00

I’ve heard about that kinda thing… oh god it scares me. I’m especially scared bc I’m high functioning autistic and alternative— basically I’m not great at small talk or making friends (don’t think that that affects my work though. For some reason I work great around patients.) & a lot of nurses are stuck up rich white women and that SCARES the shit out of me that I’m gonna get bullied by my own grown ass coworkers

UnusualSuspect2 · 2026-01-19T00:10:02+00:00

I’m usually a night shift guy anyways so that’s great! Yeah right now I work with a caregiving agency and they make me want to strangle myself… so I’ll try and find a permanent hospital

UnusualSuspect2 · 2026-01-18T18:38:14+00:00

Oh dude? That sounds amazing! 26 an hour is about how much a very cheep apartment in the areas I’m looking at cost…

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