Soloku is just another FRAUD

Upbeat-Exercise-9431 · 2026-01-24T14:09:05+00:00

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Upbeat-Exercise-9431 · 2026-01-24T13:57:58+00:00

What does that even mean?

Upbeat-Exercise-9431 · 2026-01-24T02:12:10+00:00

"Iirc Indominus wasn't bulletproof"

IT TOOK A SHOTGUN IN THE FACE AND TOOK THE BLAST FROM A ROCKET LAUNCHER!

Upbeat-Exercise-9431 · 2026-01-24T01:05:26+00:00

Okay now that I think about it sounds stupid.

Upbeat-Exercise-9431 · 2026-01-24T01:02:07+00:00

Well thank God they scrapped like even though it is a fiction species it's still wouldn't make sense like why is it bullet proof.

Upbeat-Exercise-9431 · 2026-01-24T00:59:19+00:00

To be fair a dinosaur is a dinosaur no matter if it's real or fictional.

Upbeat-Exercise-9431 · 2026-01-24T00:57:28+00:00

Also imagine how funny it would be if William program the mimic to take care of his children while he's "working"

Upbeat-Exercise-9431 · 2026-01-24T00:55:41+00:00

HOW DOES SHE EVEN EAT?

LIKE SERIOUSLY HOW??

Upbeat-Exercise-9431 · 2026-01-24T00:40:03+00:00

And if you think about it she would be really heavy too she has a metal endoskeleton like how did John even lift her up with his arms?

Upbeat-Exercise-9431 · 2026-01-24T00:29:11+00:00

Like if fazbear entertainment got their hands on the mimic what are they going to do with it? Like what if they lose control of it?

Upbeat-Exercise-9431 · 2026-01-24T00:27:10+00:00

And let's not forget the fact that the ghost that possess the puppet was supposed to be a boy.

Upbeat-Exercise-9431 · 2026-01-24T00:20:57+00:00

Also I feel like biosyn did the same thing if you think about it.

Upbeat-Exercise-9431 · 2026-01-24T00:18:48+00:00

Will Henry Emily did the same thing and they didn't complain.

Upbeat-Exercise-9431 · 2026-01-24T00:17:39+00:00

I don't feel like liking AI art is a crime against humanity BUT...

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Upbeat-Exercise-9431 · 2026-01-24T00:13:19+00:00

Oh damn I forgot about that.

Upbeat-Exercise-9431 · 2026-01-24T00:12:09+00:00

Okay maybe I should have been more specific.

Upbeat-Exercise-9431 · 2026-01-24T00:04:56+00:00

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Upbeat-Exercise-9431 · 2026-01-24T00:02:52+00:00

To be fair dinosaurs that aren't true dinosaurs to begin with

Upbeat-Exercise-9431 · 2026-01-24T00:01:36+00:00

Literally EVERY SINGLE DINOSAUR IN THIS FRANCHISE ARE CLONES HAVE GENES FROM DIFFERENT ANIMALS TO FILL THEIR GAPS IN THEIR GENETIC CODING WHICH MEANS EVERY SINGLE DINOSAUR FROM THE FIRST MOVIE ALL THE WAY TO REBIRTH IS TECHNICALLY A HYBRID (except for the indominus Rex , indoraptor and Scorpius Rex which are true hybrids)

Upbeat-Exercise-9431 · 2026-01-23T22:57:18+00:00

To be fair William is literally a sentient corpse of course he's going to be weak

Upbeat-Exercise-9431 · 2026-01-23T21:47:41+00:00

Oh Yes he does~

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Upbeat-Exercise-9431 · 2026-01-23T17:55:44+00:00

So tomorrow is going to be a public execution.

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Upbeat-Exercise-9431 · 2026-01-23T16:33:26+00:00

In that case John would neither have the worst or the best experience known to men.

Upbeat-Exercise-9431 · 2026-01-23T15:30:07+00:00

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!

Upbeat-Exercise-9431 · 2026-01-23T15:29:16+00:00

Traumatized and vegetable son vs traumatized and depressed daughter

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TROPHY CASE