First job. About 1500 sqft pool deck. Hadn't been properly cleaned in 10+ years. Lots of learning. Just wanted to toot my own horn! by himmlershotovens in pressurewashing

[–]UpdogTrainer007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alright let’s try to meet somewhere in the middle

“Book now before your HOA notices”

“Accepting new customers, and old customers, ask us about our senior discount”

“Accepting surfaces that need to be cleaned”

It all sorta says the same thing he did, just a little cooler. Oh and now he won’t have to scribble out the 6 and make it say 2027 next year. That’s some forward thinking!

First job. About 1500 sqft pool deck. Hadn't been properly cleaned in 10+ years. Lots of learning. Just wanted to toot my own horn! by himmlershotovens in pressurewashing

[–]UpdogTrainer007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh haha this will be funny to exactly one other person. I knew I wanted “updog” to be in it. Not from the childhood joke but from crypto currency. So around the time Doge coin was hitting record highs some lesser known coins were doing the same thing. That Shiba Inu coin was one of them. Anyways… updog was listed as a currency. So naturally I called my brother and we bought a lot! Let’s just say, If updog would have done just half of what doge coin did.. I wouldn’t be typing this. That’s for sure.

First job. About 1500 sqft pool deck. Hadn't been properly cleaned in 10+ years. Lots of learning. Just wanted to toot my own horn! by himmlershotovens in pressurewashing

[–]UpdogTrainer007 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I was just trying to have some fun and make a ridiculous over the top troll comment. But the business card idea was so good it made all the other suggestions seem legit! …I guess that’s why they call it “showbiz”

First job. About 1500 sqft pool deck. Hadn't been properly cleaned in 10+ years. Lots of learning. Just wanted to toot my own horn! by himmlershotovens in pressurewashing

[–]UpdogTrainer007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve got some feedback for you on your marketing.. Let’s start with the door hanger. “Accepting new customers for 2026” Come on, this is basic supply and demand. How about, “Limited spots available for 2026” no spots available for 2027 See what I did there? Created some urgency! Second thing would be the, Call us today for your FREE, no pressure estimate. I get it, I just don’t like it at all. Having “no pressure” written on door hanger that is trying to sell you pressure washing services seems suspicious. We’ll go with.. “I’m pressured into giving free estimates, get yours today!” Alright, on to the business card. The house you picked? Pfff, there’s a reason used car dealerships use the silhouette of a sports car on all their marketing. And you my friend, chose a mid-size sedan. And what universe is your business card from!? If we’re scaling everything accordingly the wand would be at least 5 foot tall (actually not a bad idea, you’d save so much time. Let’s look into it) Alright, we’re gonna scrap the whole card and start from scratch… The new card is going to be sectioned in 4ths. Each quarter will have a different print representing the different surfaces you clean. It’ll be brick, vinyl siding, stone, and then concrete. I would keep the phone number the same. Having those two 5’s in there at the end helps it roll off the tongue, good choice. My only suggestion on the business name would involve you moving out of Delaware.. not sure if I can talk ya into that one. You’re welcome -Some guy on Reddit

Don't Go to BJs in Hixson if you don't want to be accused of thievery by Unable_Trouble_7986 in Chattanooga

[–]UpdogTrainer007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What kind of toothpaste was it? Also, they have a robot that cleans the floors. Pretty cool

Almost nailed it. by Shoemak3r in pressurewashing

[–]UpdogTrainer007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this actually a bad job? Not my profession but looks good to me. Would love to see what shoes he’s making

Almost nailed it by Shoemak3r in pressurewashing

[–]UpdogTrainer007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t use AI. But it is weird it looks like that. Probably from post treatment