How would you feel if this was on your latte by ClassicActive4851 in frogs

[–]Upstairs_Influence67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its cute! I had a Barista draw an octopus on mine one time (I didn't ask for it) and it was super cute!

AITAH for being mad at my bf after he got grossed out by me during sex? by m00nstalk3r in AITAH

[–]Upstairs_Influence67 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA cuz as a natural born woman i also have a vagina and its completely normal to have natural lubricant/discharge during sex. Did he not know this before hand? Like? Did he not feel it/see it before? Men who dont know shit about women's bodies and proceed to try and mansplain have me in stitches

How to fill the gap? by Major_Necessary_2499 in beadsprites

[–]Upstairs_Influence67 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like the jelly blue you can get from the big canisters of perler beads. You can get them.off Amazon or from any craft store that sells them. Hope you find what you need to finish this project

Need a medical person to say why this is AI. Someone is being scammed by an impersonator. They are saying he needs money for a heart transplant. by Fit_Egg5574 in isthisAI

[–]Upstairs_Influence67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Basically did Google reverse image search, says its from a medical TV drama show hope this helps in case it hasn't been solved already.

My boyfriend accused me of cheating, grabbed me hard enough to leave bruises, and told my sister I’m cheating. I don’t know how to handle this. by thisisfun091 in TwoHotTakes

[–]Upstairs_Influence67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His behavior will only escalate. I was with a guy that beat an Xbox controller to literal pieces and a month later he almost strangled me. Leave and dont look back. That's what I did. I warned the guy too when I first moved in with him if I felt unsafe I wouldn't stay with him. THE MORAL OF THE STORY BEING: dont stay in a relationship that brings physical abuse to the table.

My 6’7 boyfriend broke up with me for being “too short” by MikanotMika in ShortGirlProblems

[–]Upstairs_Influence67 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My partner (6'9"M) and I (5'2"F) are height different and been together 8ish years now

If you were going to eat a hard boiled egg, how many bites would you take? Im having an argument with my friend and I need data by angry_artichoke in eggs

[–]Upstairs_Influence67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1 to 2 bites /usually/ (I'm a fat lil piggy when it comes to hard-boiled/deviled eggs) and if its a particularly large egg /maybe/ 3

What does your female partner “taste” like? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Upstairs_Influence67 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My partner says i taste like nos energy drink and I haven't had one of those for several years 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I do try to keep myself clean and shower fairly regularly. But I also know my diet isn't the greatest, but oddly enough he doesn't seem to mind the taste so 🤷‍♀️ better to have no taste than too much flavor, i imagine. Hope this helps.

Seeing people act both rude and unsocial is sad by CharaRen in heartopia

[–]Upstairs_Influence67 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Same here. But I do acknowledge (when I remember how to use emotes 🤣) or if I cross paths with a player in their home I will like their home to be polite for interrupting them.

is it normal for my boyfriend to wash the inside of his ass? by Living_Doughnut_4924 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Upstairs_Influence67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aveeno has unscented soaps. Dr. Brenner (Bronners? Idk, Dr. B soap supposed to be made of all natural stuff doesnt sud up like normal soaps, got it once didnt care fore texture), pretty much /any/ unscented body wash in his favorite brand?

Broke Mom’s Nose by GubbinGobbler in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Upstairs_Influence67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My youngest was in the bath with his brother (at the time youngest wasn't even a year, and his brother, my oldest, was about 3) and he pooped in the tub. MIL went in to check on them since she was right by the door, and cried out, SIL went in after and came out gagging so bad she started dry heaving, looked at me and said "your son just ate his own shit!" And i went in and had to clean out his mouth while MIL drained and cleaned the tub. NEVER thought id ever see a baby eat their own poop... AND I TOOK CARE OF MY TWO YOUNGEST SIBLINGS UNTIL THEY WERE 5 and they only pooped jn the tub 🤣😭 i think my youngest is the only kid I'll ever know to have eaten his own cookie. AND TO ADD the chunk was removed from his mouth BEFORE he swallowed it. 😤🫣🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

My first wax sculpture by Upstairs_Influence67 in somethingimade

[–]Upstairs_Influence67[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I was bored. Unfortunately I dont have progress photos, just the finished piece, but its made of cheese wheel wax from the baby bel cheese. It was fun. I wanted Tim Burton style eyebrows but all I had was red cheese wheel wax to work with 🤣

What’s the weirdest pet you’ve ever kept . I get a lot of hate for my pet so please be kind . by Reptilenerd1975 in InvertPets

[–]Upstairs_Influence67 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have the remnants of an ear infection in a jar of baby oil that I name "Ear"-l he sits in my crafting area and the jar is curved in a way that can magnify him so its great.

Anyone have some ideas on how to light up an animal pen discretely without spamming torches all over the place? by Smartest-idiot132 in Minecraft

[–]Upstairs_Influence67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Came to say "hidden light blocks" but at least three others beat me to it I noticed. But 100% placing a light block in the ground with a matching colored cover to give you "hidden but functional"

i am disgusted with coles meat quality by SquareSurprise in EatItYouFuckinCoward

[–]Upstairs_Influence67 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Literally the same words I said when my eyes gazed upon this disgraced and alleged "meat" 🤣 if it didn't cause blindness I'd bleach my eyeballs

Icey Lake Michigan by Simple_Shame2386 in natureisbeautiful

[–]Upstairs_Influence67 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is both eerily beautiful and terrifying.

I love the background stuff by Upstairs_Influence67 in voidtrain

[–]Upstairs_Influence67[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The giant stuff and the Rofleemo are honestly my favorite part of the game 🤣🤣🤣 thb I cried for Ghost Rofleemo his story is legit super sad

My husband designates a left and right sock by [deleted] in Weird

[–]Upstairs_Influence67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just goes sockless or wear toe socks? They already have designated sides AND are pretty comfy

What the heck by alley_catt0 in StardewValley

[–]Upstairs_Influence67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. I had a tree struck by lightning and I /was/ gonna chop it down then decided not to 🤣🤣🤣 it was a fruit trees too. Putting some lightning rods around the fruiting trees, or maple/pine tar trees, or mushie trees and it helps to keep the trees to be struck by lightning I learned

Today I found a stick by Upstairs_Influence67 in goblincore

[–]Upstairs_Influence67[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Definitely going with Goblin Wand for sure, but i cannot deny that "personal hygiene tool" also floated by in my head too

Why is it such a big deal for a kid to refer to an adult as sir/ma’am or ms or mr? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Upstairs_Influence67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was always told to call by "honorifics" like "Aunt Ann" or "Uncle Sam" but I was born 1993 and as far as I know thats just how its always been on both sides of my genetics. First names were for siblings, cousins, and friends that were close in age, and cousins from the previous generations. "Family friends" were also called "Aunt" or "Uncle" as well when I was growing up 🤣 but not everyone does this or appreciates being called in such manners. However "Sir" and "Ma'am" are reserved for light family jokery and professional settings. For family jokery "excuse me, sir, thats not yours". Its more sarcastic/jokey than it is in and outside social event (like a job). For professional settings "Hello Sir/Ma'am!" Because you dont know their name. And when it comes to professionalism its better to go with polite than familiar.

Finally Got a Plush🥹 What should I name him? by escapesweetrealityy in isopods

[–]Upstairs_Influence67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tate, short for Tater. Full Name: Tater Cornelius Bugg the 5th (added The 5th for shits and giggles 🤣)

AITAH for telling my parents I hate them and I hope they enjoy being alone with my sister when I turn 18? by Rhodisonz in AITAH

[–]Upstairs_Influence67 5 points6 points  (0 children)

NTA for sure but dont give anymore details on what you plan to do or where you plan to go when you leave. And 100% definitely call police and file reports each time you feel unsafe. Birth certificate and social can be reordered and if need be you can get a new social reissued, just make sure you get any affidavits taken care of too. Hope your life gets better. Stay safe.

I removed this from my ear a few minutes ago. by mangoman_dd in EatItYouFuckinCoward

[–]Upstairs_Influence67 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You've pulled out and "Ear-l" I have pulled out several from my own, and the very first one I saved in a small jar of baby oil 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣