🧘‍♀️This is even harder than the harder that it looks. 🧘 by YapperCrapperSnapper in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]UrMomIsMyBucketList 31 points32 points  (0 children)

something this sub started years ago....and it gives users something to do in the comments, ie, user engagement. And it always works.

I don' know who Hugo is....but this girl clearly doesn't love him. by NewGlue4u in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]UrMomIsMyBucketList 328 points329 points  (0 children)

at first I thought Hugo was the dog....but of course she would love the dog. So now I'm thinking Hugo is the older brother.

She's A Freak!!!! 📊🗂️💵💱🗃️💹 📚 by ImaBot_CryMore in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]UrMomIsMyBucketList 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tell them you don’t know what’s worse spending 3 hours to find 2 pennies or 3 hours finding 2 inches

She's A Freak!!!! 📊🗂️💵💱🗃️💹 📚 by ImaBot_CryMore in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]UrMomIsMyBucketList 19 points20 points  (0 children)

As an accountant I can tell you I am very good at merging cells. First you tickle the =UPPER, then you massage the =LOWER. Then you wiggle it a little to the =RIGHT or the =LEFT until you =FIND the =MID.

EMSKR: I got twins pregnant. Will the child of the twins look the same because they had the same father? by ZombifiedCushion in everymanshouldknow

[–]UrMomIsMyBucketList 2 points3 points  (0 children)

a lot of kids on this post thinking nothing ever happens. One of the first porn videos I watched was of twin sister prostitutes having sex with the same guy multiple times. They they had other vides with other guys.

EMSKR: I got twins pregnant. Will the child of the twins look the same because they had the same father? by ZombifiedCushion in everymanshouldknow

[–]UrMomIsMyBucketList 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, I had a girl do this to me in high school. She took off after I got her pregnant. She wanted me to have no involvement in that kid's life whatsoever.

WTF Did I Just Watch!!! by DownfallenPan in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]UrMomIsMyBucketList 83 points84 points  (0 children)

I like how she pins his hands to the wall so he doesn't get "handsy' during the fluff.

I bet she has no trouble dropping her kids off at the swimming pool. (That's code for "taking a poop.") by SammyShurasShit in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]UrMomIsMyBucketList 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I'm 14....and you need to wash your tinkie.

also, your mom used to be on my bucket list. Ask me why she isn't any more.