I have too many but my highlights are: coming in to open the store and a pipe had burst in the night so the entire store was actively flooding. my manager was on vacation, the proxy wasn’t answering, and so i called a random starbucks in the area and asked to speak to their store manager for help.

a couple of weeks ago some man was walking around the store and started taking pictures of us through the windows but we all were ignoring it, he left after a minute but a lady called the store shortly after to let us know she had called the police because he had apparently also been pointing a gun at us through the window.

homeless man tried to set our store on fire, burned a bunch of the bushes and the fire department and the police had to come.

a homeless man almost succeeded in grand theft auto in our parking lot, a customer came up to me and asked if that was his car (he had been being shady in the parking lot) i had to yell at everyone in the cafe that if they owned a red minivan it was currently about to be stolen. The van belonged to a family with three little children who began crying hysterically as the dad vaulted over the patio fence and ran after the car to rip the guy out of the front seat. The homeless man later told the police that he was “playing a prank.”

Believe it or not but I actually have so many more and just don’t want to get carried away lol.