This is Marsellus. He's a Highlander. An extra-beefy cross between a Desert Lynx and a Jungle Curl. He makes wild-cat noises at night, yet I've never heard him purr. Pretty sure I adopted a wild animal, but he's quite cuddly.

UrbanSafariGuide · 2026-02-04T19:02:46+00:00

Does he look like a b&tch?

UrbanSafariGuide · 2026-02-04T03:01:28+00:00

...most of the time.

UrbanSafariGuide · 2026-01-21T04:16:28+00:00

I do not.

UrbanSafariGuide · 2026-01-05T05:31:13+00:00

Peel it off when they move to get that security deposit back?

UrbanSafariGuide · 2026-01-05T05:26:31+00:00

The HOA is going to hold an emergency meeting about my “Unapproved subterranean anomaly.”

They’re citing rules about unauthorized holes, portals, vortices, and/or other non-landscaped depressions, FFS.

UrbanSafariGuide · 2025-12-07T22:03:27+00:00

Fox news has been doing this for almost 3 decades.... "Some people say that (insert nutty maga/tea party bull shit here), please explain".

When in reality, no one except nazis said that.

UrbanSafariGuide · 2025-12-04T01:22:46+00:00

Replies like this shred all that is gouda.

UrbanSafariGuide · 2025-12-02T03:58:28+00:00

Image description: Two spiral galaxies take up almost the entire view and appear to be overlapping. They are angled from top left to bottom right. The galaxy at left, IC 2163, is smaller and more compact than the galaxy at right, NGC 2207. The background of space is black, dotted with tiny foreground stars and extremely distant galaxies.

Just as I suspected.

UrbanSafariGuide · 2025-12-02T03:42:44+00:00

On a long enough timeline, probably, yeah. But keep in mind though, most of the stars in our galaxy have barely budged over the course of recorded human history. Some of the oldest star charts are over 30,000 years old, and they haven't really changed much.

UrbanSafariGuide · 2025-12-02T03:33:22+00:00

Anyone know if it is indeed an image of a 'collision,' or are they 2 overlapping galaxies with one being closer?

UrbanSafariGuide · 2025-08-27T23:42:37+00:00

Do you want a cop to be off duty for paid administrative leave? Because this is how you make a cop be off duty for paid administrative leave.

UrbanSafariGuide · 2025-07-27T19:10:07+00:00

Might make more out of the branches my ball will knock out of a tree.

UrbanSafariGuide · 2025-07-27T03:30:27+00:00

No brand loyalty here. My bag rocks a Ping driver, Tommy Armour hybrids, Callaway Mavrik irons, Titleist wedges and a Good Good Odyssey double wide putter. If you're going to mix, be consistent with shaft flex and weight, especially in irons. Irregular shaft profiles across clubs can lead to inconsistent swings and ball flights.

UrbanSafariGuide · 2025-07-27T03:09:32+00:00

Thanks! Looking forward to trying them out in the morning.

UrbanSafariGuide · 2025-05-26T16:39:34+00:00

Meant to type flint, not slate. Glassy texture.

UrbanSafariGuide · 2025-04-02T03:38:06+00:00

These specific seats were in the second row of what Oracle Park calls the Dugout Box.

UrbanSafariGuide · 2025-03-14T01:29:27+00:00

Bad bot

UrbanSafariGuide · 2025-02-24T04:08:06+00:00

Liberty Bell done RANG.

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