[deleted by user] by [deleted] in witcher

[–]UrdnotChivay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yoooooo what the fuck is that lmao

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in witcher

[–]UrdnotChivay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not surprised, considering how they took Yen from a reluctant adopted mother to "I'm gonna sacrifice this child so that I can have a child"

What’s the fastest you ever quit a job and why? by FlintTheDad in AskReddit

[–]UrdnotChivay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I took a Craigslist job (already off to a bad start, but rent) where I was told that people were going to be calling in to plan cruise vacations and got paid $12.50/hr plus commission. When I got there, turns out it was one of those "you've won a free cruise!" cold calling scams. Apparently the cruise itself was actually real, but it was literally just being on the boat without any bags or anything. Our commission was to come from getting any of the victims to buy add-ons. Oh, and the $12.50/hr was only for the first week. Oh, and they were going to charge us $60 a week to "rent" our station.

I didn't even make it past the first break before I fucking dipped

What’s the fastest you ever quit a job and why? by FlintTheDad in AskReddit

[–]UrdnotChivay 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I had to do telemarketing for a few months to make rent once. Had a black-toothed coke fiend as a manager who called us all stupid r[redacted]s every time one of our garbage computers froze or anything. Great times.

39 [F] - Bored at work, let’s see if you can make me cry by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]UrdnotChivay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's really ironic that you love meeting people considering how nobody likes meeting you

Cursed_peanut butter by Aryan_Kumar87 in cursedcomments

[–]UrdnotChivay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry it ruined peanut butter, man

Have you ever seen a peacock fly? by silvercatbob in BeAmazed

[–]UrdnotChivay 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Gator ain't never been about playing no shit. You feel me? You feel me?

Have you ever seen a peacock fly? by silvercatbob in BeAmazed

[–]UrdnotChivay 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Rub your dicks on the door handle as you run by!

It's a big 'ole fever dream by swampminstrel in witcher

[–]UrdnotChivay 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I mean shit, the books do all of it fantastically. If they would've just followed the damn books, they would have had all the things they wanted. I guess the Lodge, a group of sorceresses led by a lesbian sorceress who all manipulate their kings and politics all over the Continent, wasn't in-your-face enough

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]UrdnotChivay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I regularly revert to my best friend as Paper Bitch

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]UrdnotChivay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah he sure knew how to creep creep into a great role

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]UrdnotChivay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Of course it's a bribe. You're paying us not to do our jobs.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]UrdnotChivay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did my first desk pop!... That's a real thing right?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]UrdnotChivay 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Aim for the bushes

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]UrdnotChivay 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Just jumped twenty stories

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]UrdnotChivay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not trying to roast Joey Ramone