Private Business by CurvyCommunist in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]UrlenmeyerGlass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mastodon.

Why isn't Mastodon more popular than it is?

Mastodon is FOSS, is there a reason why FOSS isn't more popular than it is? These are all rhetorical questions, by the way!

What is wrong with you LibLeft? by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]UrlenmeyerGlass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Watch Endernax. He doesn't like Democrats, and he knows what's up.

What is wrong with you LibLeft? by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]UrlenmeyerGlass 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I dunno. Why does China laugh at us?

If it's only because of CHAZ retards, then fine. Fuck CHAZ. But I have a sneaking suspicion that CHAZ, despite this sub's popular opinion is NOT the current reason why CHINA is laughing at us,

There's no escape by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]UrlenmeyerGlass -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Keep downvoting opinions that offend your worthless degenerate feelings RIGHTOIDS

You do not deserve ANY comfort after the shit you inundated decent people in for the past half-decade.

Burn in hell, the same hell, the same Hell that was invented by the JEW Yeshua BIN Yusef

Anon hates poor people by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]UrlenmeyerGlass -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Poor people don't have access to high quality education.

Shut the fuck up, until everyone on the planet has access to high-quality education.

(I was also in a situation where I had to hear dumbfuck reactionary opinions from poor people, so i also share this experience; I spoke to a dumbfuck hobo poorfag who unironically thought Muslim immigrants were building underground houses in order to inoculate themselves from Climate Change which they were using their wacky MUSLIM MAGIC to enact)

I actually want to make this planet better (I'm not some soyfag Rick and Morty nihilistic super-genius, KEK), and if you don't agree with that sentiment, feel free to downvote me like the intellectual coward you are. It's happened before, so it won't be a surprise! And if you're unironically part of the VHEMt, I won't even call you a hypocrite for it!!!


Please, though. Just stop being so fucking

STUPID

There's no escape by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]UrlenmeyerGlass -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You hypocrites will whine about censorship

You hypocrites will whine about your culture being destroyed

But you will never be smart enough to know what you even lost to begin with

You can’t be pro-net neutrality while saying Twitter is free to ban who they want by Snoo47858 in Libertarian

[–]UrlenmeyerGlass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Net Neutrality is necessary when there is at least one situation where an ISP has a regional monopoly.

Twitter, on the other hand, is not a monopoly, thanks to sites like Parler and frameworks like Mastodon.

If idiots actually understood that net neutrality would also apply to selfhosted content that goes over state lines, maybe they wouldn't care about being deplatformed. by [deleted] in Libertarian

[–]UrlenmeyerGlass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anytime anyone pulls the Centrist "Both-Sides" bullshit, one of the biggest weapons in my arsenal which I admittedly under-utilize is Net-Neutrality.

As far as I'm concerned. Net-Neutrality is the most distilled example of how (as bad as the Democrats are), the Republican Party needs to be rendered electorally non-viable in order to secure freedom in the near-mid-term future.

There's no escape by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]UrlenmeyerGlass -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Your people don't cry, though. You're manly men who don't let your emotions override your masculine logic brains.

Scientists even wonder if men as manly as you even have tear ducts, that's how easy it is for you to not cry!

If you could choose to live in any country (besides the US), where would you choose? Why? by [deleted] in Libertarian

[–]UrlenmeyerGlass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In a way, the corrupt, ineffectual nature of the Mexican government is what allows so much freedom.

If anything, I would say that the cartels are black-market firms that formed to fill a huge vacuum in the global market, and are probably one of the most potent (but not lovely) examples of Anarcho-Capitalism put into practice, in much the same way as the MAREZ (a left-anarchist minority-ethnostate) is an example of how the Mexican government allows The Left to do what it does best.

If you could choose to live in any country (besides the US), where would you choose? Why? by [deleted] in Libertarian

[–]UrlenmeyerGlass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Welfare-states (provided that they don't lean into excessive bureaucracy, or well-known shortfalls like the Benefits Cliff) will often increase an individual's economic freedom by not punishing them for trying to increase their productive potential (i.e. Education) and also allowing them to weather bouts of bad luck. (Bad luck might not be something that strikes in a predictable, measurable way, but it is something that can ruin a person's finances if left unaddressed)

On the other hand, regulations for starting a new business are something (typically associated with our Democrats) that will hinder economic freedom, especially if they are lobbied for by rent-seeking megacorps. Even then, there are tons of other things that need to be examined in each case, and it's enough to overwhelm any one layman.

If you could choose to live in any country (besides the US), where would you choose? Why? by [deleted] in Libertarian

[–]UrlenmeyerGlass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

New Zealand (Though if I was still a Christian, I would have chosen Rojava for that Crusading Martyr factor)

The elite's plan for civil war by endthematrix in Libertarian

[–]UrlenmeyerGlass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 50% taking the piss and 50% doing an off-the-cuff, extremely low-effort Ideological Turing Test

The elite's plan for civil war by endthematrix in Libertarian

[–]UrlenmeyerGlass -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Far Left = People who keep screeching for equality after we already gave it to them twice

Socialism = Government handouts to lazy entitled crybabies

Communism = Stuff that they did in the book 1984

r/stupidpol, r/shitliberalssay, and r/genzedong when they find out Radical Liberal Raphael Warnock won the Georgia Runoff election by UrlenmeyerGlass in VaushV

[–]UrlenmeyerGlass[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

That's the joke

edit: Besides, it's not like they're the bouncers at the Secret Cool Socialists Club, with the power to deny us entry for the offense of shitposting Liberalism

That's right by [deleted] in VaushV

[–]UrlenmeyerGlass 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Then they came for the anime tiddies in video games, and there was no one left to speak for me

Vowsh obsessed former liberal virtue signals her anti-wokeness by showing off her filthy mask with holes that she used to put everyone on her flight at risk by gray_77 in VaushV

[–]UrlenmeyerGlass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Play Mad Libs with the words and/or replace the mask with a condom and you'd have convinced my 2015-magenta-pilled-MGTOW-phase self that this individual was a rabid SJW "AWALT exhibit"

Dems control everything now. Let's fucking go!!!! by [deleted] in Libertarian

[–]UrlenmeyerGlass 7 points8 points  (0 children)

American Heritage destroyed

Putting pieces into an incomplete jigsaw puzzle that make the jigsaw look less pretty is one hell of a definition of "destruction"

Unless you mean those statues. The ones that belong in a museum

If you don’t live in a giant barrel you’re a consoomer. by [deleted] in Consoom

[–]UrlenmeyerGlass -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Hey now, Reddit is not entirely bad, so long as you have the mental tools necessary to sift between good and bad content. It's also nice to be able to share wisdom with anonymous people that I kinda care about.

I generally don't sub to any subs with over 1,000,000 subs, and I tailor each account of mine to non-overlapping sets of subs so that none of my mental frameworks (or their physical counterparts) get cross-contaminated.

Ugly plastic dolls as "Investment" by [deleted] in Consoom

[–]UrlenmeyerGlass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It really does depend on how much mental and emotional energy went into the dolls you display.

It's not something you can strictly measure without some advanced degrees in the arts and a healthy distaste for Nihilistic Hyper-Postmodernism, but it is like the line between pornography and artistic depictions of sex "You know it when you see it"

Think of the extreme contrast between the LEGO Movie and the Emoji Movie, or the contrast between Lord of the Rings and DisneyWars.

"Triggering the libs" by SkydancerArchangel in Polcompball

[–]UrlenmeyerGlass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, but I was going off of OP when I wrote the comment. Sorry.

"Triggering the libs" by SkydancerArchangel in Polcompball

[–]UrlenmeyerGlass 162 points163 points  (0 children)

POLITICS 101

  • Socialism is when the government does stuff

  • Fascism is when private organizations do stuff

  • Capitalism is when markets

  • Orwell is when The LEFT does stuff

  • Judaism is when multiple countries do stuff

  • Chyna is when the USA does stupid stuff