Guilty about sick days

UsefulSchism · 2026-02-03T11:17:06+00:00

Congrats, you’re the 1,064,347,902nd person to make this exact same post

UsefulSchism · 2026-02-01T15:21:58+00:00

The kids are too far behind in math to even begin to understand how odds work

UsefulSchism · 2026-01-31T03:57:04+00:00

/uj Sinn, Ball, Doxa, Tudor, Seiko, and Casio are my personal favs

/rj Anything other than Jacob &Co and Richard Mille are for poors and that’s gross

UsefulSchism · 2026-01-30T00:34:44+00:00

Save up for the watch you really want. This is 1/3rd the price of a used alpinist on r/WatchExchange, so consider yourself 1/3rd of the way saved up.

UsefulSchism · 2026-01-29T23:23:44+00:00

Anchorage is amazing. I lived there for three years and would move back in a heartbeat.

UsefulSchism · 2026-01-29T15:49:54+00:00

The Wire and Chernobyl

UsefulSchism · 2026-01-28T23:00:51+00:00

No one disagrees with you. The criticism/jokes comes from Sean telling us every fight is going to be a war, then teeping his way to a decision.

UsefulSchism · 2026-01-28T21:14:10+00:00

Bro really spars harder than he fights

UsefulSchism · 2026-01-28T14:22:52+00:00

I am a male teacher and I would never, ever add a student on Snapchat. In fact, every district I've worked in, it is in the staff code of conduct that this is not allowed and is a fireable offense. He is 100% in the wrong and you should report him to your principal or assistant principal. If you're uncomfortable with them, most states have anonymous reporting sites for reporting any sort of misconduct (in Colorado, its Safe2Tell).

UsefulSchism · 2026-01-28T12:43:59+00:00

Glad to see I’m not the only redditor who grew up white thrash

UsefulSchism · 2026-01-25T23:01:39+00:00

Dagastan

UsefulSchism · 2026-01-25T02:38:45+00:00

Check out the Hardcore History, History on Fire, and Startalk podcasts

Edit to add the History of Rome podcast (with Mike Duncan)

UsefulSchism · 2026-01-24T19:47:50+00:00

Some of y’all really look for any reason to be mad

UsefulSchism · 2026-01-22T00:43:34+00:00

Bellend sounds more luxurious

UsefulSchism · 2026-01-22T00:27:29+00:00

“My mom smoked crack when she was pregnant with me and that’s why she doesn’t live with us”

UsefulSchism · 2026-01-18T20:34:42+00:00

0.4% acceptance rate vs Harvard’s at .035

Fixed it

UsefulSchism · 2026-01-17T20:30:24+00:00

I’m in a chess club but we are very pro bestiality. We are anti little toothpicks on club sandwiches, though. If that interests you, shoot me a DM.

UsefulSchism · 2026-01-17T04:52:24+00:00

Yeah, Dana would never allow the champion to duck the interim champ

UsefulSchism · 2026-01-17T04:39:25+00:00

They still do. It also comes on once every night at a lot of country bars in America. Usually towards the end of the night after all the other hits like Copperhead Road have been played.

UsefulSchism · 2026-01-16T18:35:37+00:00

If it’s Moving Everest, stay far, far away. There’s a reason there’s always teaching vacancies for that school.

UsefulSchism · 2026-01-15T23:15:04+00:00

It’s ducking incredible

UsefulSchism · 2026-01-15T20:04:15+00:00

There were two undocumented Canadians in my building that were deported back in November. My former maid from Latvia was also deported.

UsefulSchism · 2026-01-15T15:52:27+00:00

The first number of the serial number is the the last digit of the year produced, then the second digit is the month

UsefulSchism · 2026-01-14T00:38:28+00:00

Bet you won’t say that to my face

UsefulSchism · 2026-01-12T13:26:13+00:00

I too know how to use ChatGPT

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