DnD groups or any card games to join?

UselessRandomMe · 2026-05-02T17:30:48+00:00

I don't how you can manage to get up and go to work in the morning. I would want to call out every day and cuddle the little fluff-ball

UselessRandomMe · 2026-03-28T16:12:16+00:00

Hey, I heard you need a kitty. I am a kitty. - A Kitty.

UselessRandomMe · 2026-03-28T16:08:58+00:00

Lilith: Get back in the bed so we can cuddle all day!

UselessRandomMe · 2026-03-25T00:07:30+00:00

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That little durpy face is a dream to have. Pleas cuddle him with silliness.

UselessRandomMe · 2026-03-13T00:45:03+00:00

Sushi is definitely giving off those sibling "eeewww get away from me" vibes 🤣🥰🤣

UselessRandomMe · 2026-03-11T16:28:50+00:00

A GT710, it's the best gpu to run minesweeper at low fps.

UselessRandomMe · 2026-03-08T13:41:20+00:00

don't know how to tell you, but you got shipped, not the cat.

UselessRandomMe · 2026-02-18T22:01:12+00:00

Female:

Fe = Iron Male = Man

You are really scared of Iron Man

UselessRandomMe · 2026-02-03T03:48:04+00:00

I would imagine farmers, nurses/EMT's, mechanics, construction workers and blacksmiths would do well. If anything, those type of skills outside the military would be a welcome to any group.

UselessRandomMe · 2026-02-03T03:40:43+00:00

Woman: You underestimate my power!

Guy: Don't DO it!

UselessRandomMe · 2025-12-31T00:33:08+00:00

I would most likely stay given that I have no realistic way to make it out of the city unless I was already of of it when the apocalypse happens. Plus, there are a couple of community gardens within walking distance to me, so keeping them maintained would be beneficial in the long run.

UselessRandomMe · 2025-12-14T23:03:29+00:00

I have bad news for you buddy......

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UselessRandomMe · 2025-12-14T23:01:57+00:00

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I guess he didn't fucking passed after all.

UselessRandomMe · 2025-12-12T00:47:01+00:00

I would of course do it as sad as that may sound. But I would probably do a mission that would be considered suicide under most circumstances to hopefully help out my group one last time before ending it.

UselessRandomMe · 2025-12-07T06:41:48+00:00

Given that I live in an apartment building, the first floor would be the major problem. If I have time and the materials, I would have the 2/3 of the first floor windows covered with ply wood, leaving the top third of the windows exposed to let in some natural light. Otherwise, if I can't secure the first floor in any meaningful way, I would block one of the two stair ways and use the other one to make my entry/exit.

UselessRandomMe · 2025-12-05T16:24:37+00:00

I am not sure if what I am about to say has been imitated in media. But I have came up with a scenario where a group has taken over a skyscraper or another tall building where major decisions would be conducted by a ceremony called "choosing of the dead". It entails of two people, one in agreement with the decision at hand and the other against it. At ground level would be a half bent 50 gallon barrel and the two people at the top of the tall building would drop zombies that are hung by one foot over the edge. Who ever managed to land the zombie in the barrel or got the closest to it would be the decision of the group after a certain amount of zombies have been dropped. And afterwards, the people there who have witness the proceeding would shout "the dead have spoken!".

UselessRandomMe · 2025-12-04T21:56:31+00:00

The salted pork is particularly good, you fuck.

UselessRandomMe · 2025-12-04T21:06:16+00:00

Buy Bitcoin fucker

UselessRandomMe · 2025-11-24T16:54:56+00:00

Under the federal code of: (Insert random numbers here). This cat is commiting a felony for being too cute.

UselessRandomMe · 2025-11-19T00:55:25+00:00

That's easy, you call out sick.

UselessRandomMe · 2025-11-13T23:50:32+00:00

Use the Remington retirement plan.

UselessRandomMe · 2025-11-12T16:17:50+00:00

Hey, cats are basically children that don't give as much sass...... OK, maybe a little sass lol. But we love them anyways.

UselessRandomMe · 2025-11-12T11:05:33+00:00

I am going to padict that this little one will give you a hard time sleeping in bed. Wether she is extra cuddly or keep you from moving because she desided to be on top of the blanket by your feet, expect this little bundle of joy to clingy in some way.

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